Seagal preparing for the worst?

Is he already giving up on America? Is he pro-God Emperor or Shillary?

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why the fuck would anyone like seagal enough to grant him citizenship?

Putin just really likes seagal for some reason lmoa

He's bff with Putin

He is voting Trump, my dude.
And he handles the asspanged retards on Twitter well.

maybe they both enjoy talking about judo. wish seagal took better care of himself

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this scene alone should be enough

youtube.com/watch?v=cfNW1ERej0A

His daughter goes to my school.

>Not understanding that for 20 years and even to this day the whole of Eastern Europe has been addicted to 80's and 90's cheesy action movies and have elevated people like Seagal, Vandame, Chuck Norris to the same level as the heroes of greek mythology.

That doesn't make any sense.

Is she hot?

80s-90s action stars still better than the leftist liberal cuckfaggotry being shoved down currently. i respect slavboys for their choice.

Seagal is a Trump supporter (one of the early ones at that) and he's shaking hands with Putin because he makes manly movies that Putin likes.

I've heard she's got a great personality if you catch my drift.

That's no drift that's a stench of your primate dick getting damp for the smallest of reasons.

>Putin will never grant you Citizenship just because he likes you
feels bad family. Can't wait for years to pass so I can get mine legally. Going to work there from the start of 2017.

seagal is based

He's one with the Kalash now.

"she's got a great personality" is a way of not commenting on someone's attractiveness when asked because the answer is usually rude. Bit of an idiom so it's fair that you misunderstood.

>tfw have Russian citizenship and can always defect to the winning side no matter which way WW3 goes
As long as I can avoid any draft and am not a politician, I'm perfectly able to maintain both citizenship. Fuck patriotism and shit.

>tfw have Russian citizenship and can always defect to the winning side
I see you've learned from the best: us

smuggle me out in your ass

stop taking america's best and most intelligent actors, Russia
that's unfair
>Putin just really likes seagal for some reason lmoa
because seagal is a jew

Good luck!

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>implying based Putin isn't actively into Jew hunting
Just read about everything he has done to counter Soros and his fellow ultrajews

I've got a British and Russian citizenship. Working on one day getting an American to collect them all.

>Implying citizenships are Pokémons waiting to be collected

Do you enjoy paying taxes to multiple governments?

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He is a tactical expert who leaves no MRE behind

I don't have to pay any taxes to Russia, it's one of the gold standard citizenships.

Fuck Steven seagal. And poo in loo you filthy Indian

damn he is so fat now

Aww,did I hurt your feelings Shillfag?

god damn, why did he let himself go.

Even Van Dame is still in some semblance of shape

Aww can't find the toilet?

Oh, nice.

But you will have to pay federal income tax if you somehow get US citizenship.

I've heard of triple-nationals, but I don't know how common it is.

You are aware that Steven is part Russian, right? He's been a top contender for US ambassador to Russia for some time now due to his unique cultural background and deep seated desire to heal the post war divide between the US and Russia. He is not abandoning ship as that would betray his Russian and American principles.
theguardian.com/film/2015/apr/22/putin-proposed-steven-seagal-as-russian-envoy-to-us

Seagal isn't a jew you stupid fucking frog cunt

Does this look like a man who would run from the US?

>Comparing Van Damme to a fat fuck that looks like JC Denton

pls

He is a man of Russian heritage who understands American culture and values. Like Donald, he wishes to improve relations between the two countries.

Implying he can run at all.

Man he really let himself go

Jesus fucking christ, he looks like Marlon Brando

apparently "snatch birthday" is SoCal cop slang for kill

>implying
When will this meme go away?

Seagal is a god, he is 14 moves ahead of you cucks
I have a torrent collection of all of his films

This is true, I fucking love those movies.

his father is a russian jew

I thought South Park was overplaying it but damn - He really let himself go.

what did he mean by this?

I have all of his albums.
youtube.com/watch?v=vLe_BZ1mo3I

He played in Belgrade during new year 2016.
The fucking asshole.
I remembered yelling at the fat piece of lard to shut the hell up.

You should have been shot then.

Seagal is the fucking best.

At everything he does.

Did you know that he trains Spetsnaz?

Post the webM of him floating please.

what movie are these from?

It's true.

>The dragon becomes me!

Damn, i thought with the new PA we'd stop with these fucking retarded stunts.

This is from a recent classic.

>write and say "I love Russia"
>to obtain citizenship and an apartment
>to sell the apartment and leave Russia

>actor
If you say so lel

mfw it's real

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>USA BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
You know how much money will Seagal get from Russian Retirement Fund monthly? Eighty fucking dollars!
Jealous yet? That's not all! He will additionaly get about $100 of living wage for retirees!
>USA BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

He got russian citizenship?

>Im green with jealousy

>Trump already sending his best men to improve relationships with Russia
Nice

>America losing a WMD to Russia
Trump is failing badly already I see.
Hilldawg would never have allowed this to happen.

>not doing romantic scenes in a hoodie with your production company's logo on it

Well Seagal succeeded where Oswald failed

No that means he can legally immigrate to the space station

who that fuck would want to live down there in russia?

LMFAO

WHA HAPPEN?

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>Preparing for the worst

If a nuclear war happens you could at least survive and live off the land in the US. In Russia 99.9% would freeze and starve with in 3 months.

How can one guy be such a shill.

This.

>The Expendables was like a cinematographic orgasm for us

>who that fuck would want to live down there in russia?
Apparently half of Sup Forums

It's been a few years of washed out celebrities declaring their love for Russia and getting a citizenship for it.

downloading
also checked

Conflicted boner

Roy Jones Jr. Did the same thing last year. What do they know that we don't?

me

I would like to be an farmer in Kamchatka

Very much this.

Van Damme a best

If I was to get a US citizenship I'd be living there. If needed I'd revoke any which would stop me.

I'm white English, Christian and an engineer by profession. If you guys let Mexicans in but not people like me that is secerely fucked.

>shill
This is a man who loves both countries. Maybe if you stopped trying to create a divide between Russians and Americans, the world might be a better place.

Like Mickey Rourke?

>Could live off the land after a fallout,cuz land can't exist in Russia and shelters can't be bunkers
Fucked up logic there Chad forgot to take your Adderall today?

Absolutely true, it's part of the reason why we can't stomach this faggotry they are shilling lately

>implying they aren't
Gonna catch them all!

Van Damme is in great shape you abbo

They have been friends for a long time

only gopniks aka the tracksuit dummies worship this trash
they literally believe these guys are tough as they are shown in movies

>gif
Story?

It will not permanently live in Russia, he is to pay taxes here and shake out the money from Russian fans. Perhaps the star in the movie, or open martial arts school.

>tfw you will never be a neutralised citizen of the Russian Federation.

>Seagal is not tough
>He trains their police and military

but they are lol.
chuck norris
bruce lee
van damn
jet li
steven seagal all masters and above average in multiple martial arts and shit.

damn nigga slovenia my brother implying you didn´t love the shit out of all the male action cheesy movies of the 90s as a kid.

Will you be prosecuted for this in the us? Did he break any traffic rules?