What should the title be?
If the ever make a movie about her
Carter Kelly
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Le Gros Journal
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Combating Obesity: The Ornella Fleury Story
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We Need More Time
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The Frog and the Hollywood Princess
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The girl who destroyed a fattie
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Jewish Money Can't Buy Everything.
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Irreversible
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There Will Be Fat
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The VVhore
Christian Williams
"No!"
Jose Martin
The Untouchables 2
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Cooper Long
But the french woman is actually the virgins as well.
Jack Robinson
>leaves room
>go to Subway
Juan Davis
sup roastie
Michael Sanders
The closest Subway is two streets over.
Eli Hall
We Need More Time
Josiah Reyes
sup Jonah
Christopher Roberts
A Serious Actor in Paris
Nicholas Sanchez
What did she ask Jonah?
Andrew Mitchell
Jonah... the Whale
Eli Williams
That's what a man would say. She wouldn't.
Jace Nguyen
>leaves room
>door closes behind him
>moments later a gun shot is heard coming from the other side
>the echo rings for what seems like minutes
....
>Ornelia and the crew rush to the door and open it
>it's Jonah, or what's left of him
>still in his hands a .44 magnum
RIP
James Ramirez
Oh no. He must've mistaken it for an ice cream.
Nathan Rogers
So this whole thing is about the joke that the perfect date with Jonathan mountain is a normal date and then he invites his friends Brad Pitt and Leonardo DiCaprio and leaves? Or am I missing something? Is there more to it then that joke?
Jace Wright
Undefeatable
Samuel Hughes
nah that's it. very emasculating for that to be said to your face on national television by a qt, no?
Joseph Nguyen
>A french woman whose lines are written for her by a man
Adam Howard
thats a good shop, I need 2 step up my game.
Jace Cruz
the funny part is when he gets butthurt over it user
but yeah, this is more savage
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David Walker
Yes, the joke being that Jonah seems like a fun guy who would be charming and good on a date, but there'd be no chance in hell you'd fuck him because he's morbidly obese and hideously ugly.
Julian Price
As far as the anecdote goes, that's it.
But it made Jonah show his butthurt by cancelling every remaining press event in France, so the joke is that it cut him deep that he didn't have a good comeback, like George Constanza
James Parker
A Serious Man
Austin Sanchez
*chuckles* no
Jaxon Fisher
lmao
Josiah Stewart
why is she so cute, bros?
Tyler Thomas
We focus on the Ornella joke but this definitely hurt him far worse.
Ethan Wilson
Ornella v Jonah: Dawn of JUST