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Why are you black

my family is very tan

why the fuck does your family becomes more nigger with every generation?

I think your mum fucked Tyrone...

I'm 100% white

Does your dad say "this is my wifes son"

I doubt that

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He calls me the son he's glad to have

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1/2: Anglo
1/4: Italian
nearly 1/4: Irish
The rest is Ashkenazi Jew

>dad emmigrated from jamaica to canada
>mom born canadian
>both moved to states

Im the product of a leaf and a black leaf. Kill me.

Recessive Swedish genes acting up in [current year]

Cute birb.

Jesus, It's like the perfect blend of cancer.
I'm 1/16 sicilian, which makes me about 1/64 nigger.

50% Irish/British
15% German
35% Broadly Western European ( most likely mostly German )
1% West African

... Why do you have dreads...

Are you like fuckin otto from rocket power?

Only some french Hugenotte blood from the 17th century, otherwise pure german.

Nigger

Take 23 and me

Fixed it for you

>1% West African
Come home white man

My grandmother came over from Germany and stayed. The rest of my family has been here since before the civil war or even earlier.

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nigger

Haha, that was a good funny man :)

why are you black?

ahhahahhaha

Can I send this to the Israelis for a passport and shekels?

25% N.Irish
25% N.Irish
25% N.Irish
25% N.Irish

No multicultural shit here, even from other white countries.

Can I get a passport to Israel and consider myself jewish if I have 1% jewish dna?

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Vikings settled on Sicily

where can I make a test like that

I hope your kike family gets gassed for real this time, Jews are cancer. You might have fooled nu-Sup Forums, kike.

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>abo dad leaves

BURN COAL PAY TOLL

> 50% Anglo, 25% Italian, 25% Irish
> Adds up to 100%
> the rest is Ashkenazi Jew
What?

Its a joke :^)

Only if it's through the maternal line. Jews believe that only being birthed through a jewess vag can make you jewish

Yes

99.9% Lithuanian
0.1% Jew

> Lithuania

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Can someone give me the template?

for the longest time (right now), I thought Latvia, Lithuania, and Estonia were just Russians who got a meme country so they'd shut up, I didn't know you were ethnically different that the Russians. Good on you for preserving your blood.

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>Canadian education

I'm so sorry

I like how our fathers and grandfathers have the same haircut

did you know there are ethnic Lithuanians? I have an IQ of 87 so shut the fuck off

Anglo-Portuguese, but I don't have much connection to my English side.

Laugh more than I should on this

1/2 russian
1/8 german
1/8 sweden
1/4 ashkenazi jew

The village rapist gets it.

50 % Swedish with some Danish somewhere.
50 % Iranian-Azeri mixing, almost no contact with this side of the family.

Hell, almost no contact with either side of the family.

one hundo percent southern anglo my friend

Why do you all northern people have drunken ancestors?

AMERICANS STOP MAKING HERITAGE THREADS

WE GET IT

YOU FEEL LIKE A BASTARD AND HAVE NO HOMELAND

FUCKING HELL WE SEE THIS THREAD EVERY DAY

>MUH HERITAGE

FUCK OFF AMERICANS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Traced a random ancestor on my grandfather's side, of my mothers family, to Olaf the White

cool test, how much does that one cost?

$200 IIRC, but I got for half price during a sale.

I have funny thing and I am not going to bother making a whole chart
But my grandfather fought for Germany in the second world war and was imprisoned in Italy and my father is Italian

Always thought that was kinda funny.

Farsi baladi? Mamanet whore bood ya babat racemix kard?
Either way, miscegenation is treason against your own Volk, I hope you hang to death. You have a duty to not pass down your diluted genes. That way, you won't birth life only to have it executed on the RaHoWa.

Too much to waste the money on it.

May as well look at a mirror and ask your grandparents where they came from.

But considering you are american, that may not tell much, I understand.

no

Jesus Christ...

shocked this had no replies. fuckin lol'd

I dunno man my family has been norwegian for at least 150 years. Not sure before that though. My hair is brown and ive got brown eyes. I think i may be hanseat.

Brazilians can't do that. Almost no one knows their family heritage. I can not even say the name of my great-grandfather.

>French heritage tree.png

I'm 2nd Gen on my mom's side so I know that one, don't know paternal side

25% Scottish, people who lived in Carolina for centuries
25% German I think, never met my mom's mom and she never talks about her
25% French mongrel from Appalachia
25% Flemish

idk maybe its so depressing here that everyone drinks. I don't even know anyone that doesn't drink. And I'm a drunk fuck that is out of money because spent it all to vodka and beer.

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No, I got the message but used Google translate on "bood" and "kard" to be certain, and my biological father is the foreigner.

>I hope you hang to death

I don't.

>You have a duty to not pass down your diluted genes.

You're in luck, I've decided to become a monk if I hit 30 without a wife (I'm 25 now).

Have you considered Sami or Russian heritage?

>the Mexican and the Aussie

Berbers are white

how do you make these?

Sasuga Murica

Ah mate, you aren't supposed to mix blood, that's entry-level redpill. You respect the nation that takes you in, you don't bit the hand that feeds and fuck traitorous women, have some self-respect.
I hope you keep your word and let your genes die with you. If you're a manlet, that's all the better.

1/2 strong french
1/4 ruski
1/4 jewish ukrainian...REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Youre going into the oven you goddamned mutt. Stinky americans and their foul bloodlines of many different races and people. You cannot call yourself a country if there is no unity in heritage.

Remember, 1/10 posters from america is a -LITERAL- nigger.

being autistic and drunk.

REEEEEE DEPORT JOHN OLIVER

Fucking Christ everybody is a mutt lol

The problem was never in ethnicity mixing. The only problem we have is the Polish and Russian population inside Lithuania who we don't breed with because I'm not sure if we're compatible to be quite honest.

Good one from Finland.
keked

I guess mixing runs in the family.

The Mestizo portion of my ancestry made it into America legally before 1965 so I'm for all practical purposes huhwhite.

are you colorblind or part alien

Dunno, I'm a Euro-bastard.

more or less

>mother is full El salvo
>Father is half mexican half american
>that makes me 1/3 of each

>Ayyyyy El Salvador

please no bully

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Speak for yourself favela faggot

I have 3 passports, that makes me a national of all 3

hello i am a mongol :DD

also an indians got through somewhere

Us whites need to stick together