I borrowed some energy from kek to give to the cubs. So im returning it to trump ten fold today.
Praise kek...
I borrowed some energy from kek to give to the cubs. So im returning it to trump ten fold today.
Praise kek...
Praise KEK
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As Kek (Dubs Be Upon Him) wills.
Praise kek
Praise Kek.
Praise KEK
fuck brexit and fuck british people
Praise kek
Where is the energy guys?! PRAISE KEK, TRUMP WILL WIN
"Praise Kek."
praise KEK
Praise almighty kek.
whats the big deal about the cubs?
Praise kek.
They broke a curse.
Praise kek
We need to wake kek with dubs.
Praise kek.
Praise kek
...
What the actual fuck.
Praise kek
Praise Kek.
Praise KEK
>check em
Braise :DDDD
Fuck kek Hillary will win
Praise Kek.
Although I do have to say that it doesn't make much sense for Kek, a deity of Chaos, to want everyone to say exactly the same thing in praise.
Praise Him
Kek please bless this thread with it's first dubs of truth.
Praise kek
Praise KEK
Praise Kek, the bringer of light.
November 8th is now in sight.
He'll manifest and sway the polls.
Now invoke him and save our souls.
Trump wins.
It's showing our degree of worship.
Praise kek.
PRAISE KEK AND ERIS
Praise Kek
Merciful Kek has sent his son to teach us praying. Wipe your nose 4 times, stroke your belly counterclockwise 3 times and praise Kek.
Praise Him!
>Off by one
COME ON KEK BLESS ME WITH MEME MAGIC
PRAISE KEK
Praise KEK
Kek prefers us to slavs
Praise Kek
Ok, blessed is this thread.
Kek wills it
Praise kek
Witnessed
Praise kek
Praise Kek
Smoke in the name of Him and praise Kek.
How can a god of darkness also be a bringer of light? Really makes my neurons tingle.
MEMES, OF MAGIK AND OLDEN LORE
MEMES, OF THE GODS AND THINGS BEFORE
MEMES, ALL THINGS DID MAKE
MEMES, THE WORLD THEY DID SHAKE
KEYS TO UNLOCK HIDDEN GATES
GRASP THEIR SECRETS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE
Praise Kek!
praise kek
Praise Kek
Praise Kek
Praise Kek.
Praise kek
Were in the name of Him and praise Kek.
Praise Kek
Kek God of chaos
Do you like burritos?
Praise digits of truth
(OP) #
>When Hillary loses, the Reddit and Tumblr tears will sustain me for weeks, maybe even months. I shall descend upon this board like a wolf upon a lamb, and bask in the unending impotent glory that this board will pump out. I will gaze upon the suicide threads (reddit) and rage posts (tumblr), and drink deep of their whining. When they actually start livestreaming their own suicides and self-mutilation, I'll know true ecstasy.
>I don't think my penis will ever be harder than it will be when a million fedoras and landwhales cry out in itty bitty we wuz khangz/religion of peace penis fury simultaneously.
>They'll try to convince themselves it was a rigged election. They'll try to convince themselves that the neo-Nazis had pulled a fast one on them.
>"We will riot!" They will say. "World War Three!" “American Holocaust!" they will cry.
>Time will pass, and they will do nothing because they only talk. They are too cowardly and weak to do anything
>But best of all, none of their bitching will balm the pain of knowing that their Queen, their hero, will go down in history as an embarrassment, as an amusing footnote at best, as the back stabbing traitor who lost to Pepe the Frog. The entire nation KNOWS that Trump is a loud mouthed asshole, that he’s practically bathed in the tears of millions of spics and liberals, and his administration will surely be mired in every offensive thing he’s ever spewed. But all this only drives home just how little the American people think of Hillary. After all his bullshit, his bigotry, his racism, they STILL see Trump as being superior to Hillary. When the denizens of Reddit and Tumblr come to this realization, they shall know true, soul-crushing, all-encompassing despair. Exquisite shall be their pain. I will look into their eyes and watch their spirit break, and won't reach my climax a moment sooner.
>I need to fap.
Praise kek
Praise Kek. Thank Mr Skeltal
Praise Kek.
Shadilay Peace be on Kek
Dubs of truth
Praise kek
Kek is with us.
Praise kek.
Praise kek
Kek made his presense known to me in this thread I made on /x/
Praise Kek.
I offer my repeating digits.
checked
Kek wills it
So mote it be
Praise kek
Checked
This is all true.
Praise kek.
PRAISE KEK...