Ever After High Thread

We need one, and this is a great get together place. So post your EAH things here since the last thread got archived.

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Any headcannon, y'all?

>EAH thread

Shouldn't Meeshell have more paddle like hands when in mermaid form?

Yeah. She should, her hands would look less like ours and more like a turtle's

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Apple is a VIRGIN WITH RAGE.

What the fuck was her problem?

>Maddie Bestgirl
God, the sex with him must be glorious

>MH
Cuantity is not cuality user
EAH is superior to MH in every way

Better waifus, better animation,better story...

Ramona is an imaginary sister to Cerise given life through narrative bullshit caused by her page (which at this point is more or less confirmed Bad Wolf) becoming a part of her and being such a shock she created life.

Because of Evil Queen taking the roll of Dark fairy in the past, Raven Queen is technically the next Dark Fairy. This is why Fay hates her so much.

Cedar's body was always that of a teenage girl because Pinocchio didn't want her to be teased for being a "child" in Ever After High. But since her mind developed like a normal child, she was too big to be with little kids and yet too underdeveloped in the mind to be with older kids. This causes her more awkward moments.

Duchess is a magical lesbian baby of Odile and Odetta.

Ginger's words of "her mother hasn't tried to eat anyone" can not be trusted. 1, she is a biased perspective. 2, her entire current look is literally molded because of her lies and desire to conceal the witch.

Nina Thumbell is basically the Antman of the group. she can use the "Eat Me" cake of wonderland and grow bigger than any giant.

The "Evil" Raven in Way too Wonderland was created by "Destiny/Fairytale Magic" because even though she signed the book, Raven wouldn't willingly become Evil Queen, so it created a new personality.

The whole "Sign your life away to legacy" was created by a cult. Think of Silent Hill, but the cult actually got their god.

Evil Queen and Bad Wolf were BFFA in high school, had Evil not tried to destroy everything, Bad wolf would have asked her to be Cerise's godmother

Betty Bunyan has a pet hamster

Melody Piper was one of the children that Pied kidnapped. It's actually the way the Piper family works. Abduction=Adoption

Faybelle would literally kick Mal's ass.

Faybelle would be the Vegeta of Ever After High.

Giles Grimm isn't blind to Red and Bad wolf

Milton Grimm and Baba Yaga have a George Lopez/Benny

Farrah's father is the Fairy God Father

Can we address better porn to?

Yeah. Way better porn

Did Shadman do any EAH porn?

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So hot

No, thank jesus

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With her what?

I don't know

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Hey! Guess what!

I actually was thinking that she could possibly have flippers like a plesiosaur and uses them to propel through the water

Kodomo no Ever After High?

Don't trust Apple.

"god" of ever after reveals that Apple is actually her self insert. So Apple has to deal with the fact that her thoughts are not her thoughts.

Ever After High takes place in Skyloft

This really messed me up somehow?

That's Fucking Retarded

She's sad her vodka is all gone.

The whole show was written by Raven.

Was about to post this. We will never get a flash back episode where Raven and Apple meet as kids and it was also the beach episode.

That would've been nice.

What if Raven has “Face Blindness,” it is said she doesn’t look into mirrors because her reflection reminds her of her mother.
One of the symptoms of Face Blindness is the lack of recognizing your own reflection.

>Raven has to guess from other details who she’s talking to any time one of her friends changes their looks. Fortunately, most are distinct enough this isn’t a huge deal (Maddie’s pretty unmistakable even without a face to see) but if Blondie and Apple both changed their look for the day Raven waits for one to speak to figure out which is which to avoid guessing.
>Maddie is aware of Raven’s situation, although Raven’s asked her not to tell people. Still, no one finds it out of character that Maddie seems to feel compelled to loudly announce her presence and who’s with her whenever she and a group of others are showing Raven new outfits or hairstyles; just Maddie being mad, right?

On Raven’s first birthday after her mother was sealed away, Good King wanted to surprise her.

So he takes her to the Amusement Park, and even though she was shocked, just the littlest happiest smile crossed her face.

So it was Good King, Raven, the staff members and their children that all went to the amusement park for her birthday.

Of course, it hasn’t been long since the reign of the Evil Queen had ended. Nobody wanted to be near the man the Evil Queen married nor near her offspring; it was a sign of future events of how Raven would be treated by her fellow children.

Though people wouldn’t go near her, Raven still had fun playing with the young trolls that were the children of those that worked for her father…but for some reason…something was wrong.

Don’t get her wrong. she enjoyed her day, and she loved the fact that she was able to not worry about her mother and spend time with her father for a day that was meant all about her…but she felt empty.’

It was later that day when little tiny Raven was holding her father’s hand that the two of them walked by a small group; there she saw one older man about the age of her father and he had three little girls about her age talking and playing…Raven finally realized what she wanted.

Sure she loved the kids of those that worked for her family, but she wanted real friends. Not those that were paid to be her friends or those that were only her friends because they feared her mother. Raven, even at a young age, wanted real life friends, like those other girls were doing. When Raven wished on the birthday candles when she got home later than day, she knew exactly what she wanted…she wanted real friends…that is all she wanted. Her and Good King walks off.

While that happened, one of the three girls stopped walking and turned to look behind her, she thought she heard someone talking to her…or perhaps some voice in her head to tell her to turn around. She wasn’t exactly sure, but for whatever reason, she had to stop and look in in the direction she came. she was confused.

“Hey, Madeline” a young girl dressed in black and red spoke up from behind her. “If we don’t go, we won’t make it for the rollar coaster.” a young Lizzie spoke to her friend lost in thought.

“Oh, sorry.” Maddie Hatter said turning back around and joining her two friends from wonderland.

Who would have thought, that at this moment. These two young girls would become the best of friends ?

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This looks like the typical overly-colorful show they make these days to sell toys to little girls.
There is something wrong with you Sup Forums, you're so desperate for animation that you will sink down to watching this kind of shit.

It's actually kind of fucked up when you realize what the whole destiny thing means

>Apple is a VIRGIN WITH RAGE

Say something nice to her.

She's so adorable!

She's fat. and I like it like that

Do her glasses even have lenses?

So what does this confirm?

Something nice

Isn't she a cannibal?

Have you ever see 1 chapter user?

Yea, simply look at Dutchess, meaby can be a bullie sometimes but, he's fuckin destiny sucks balls hard

Shit, even Ginger/Raven that are canon badguys hate their destinies, also techical royals like Briar don't want a fuckin 100 years sleep

Future TopTier waifu
Were the others girls fall she rocks... Cooking

If she follows hes destiny yep, and that's why shes n°1 vorefags waifu

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