So is it any good, or is it just more legacy hero diversity crap?

So is it any good, or is it just more legacy hero diversity crap?

New Quickster is the only one worth reading, who can support even a bit of story on his own

Sandy is written like a true "teenage girl makes a superhero webcomic on tumblr" written character. Really deviated from the series with her.

I dropped Captain Magma as soon as I read that [UNSOLICITED OPINIONS ON NEMATOADS???] shit. What the fuck were they thinking?

>get btfo by E.V.I.L. so badly they all retire immediately afterwards
What a bunch of jobbers

DUDE NEMATOADS ARE PEOPLE TOO LMAO

didn they replace Captain Magma with an octopus?

Right? What kind of fucking dumpster writing are they looking at for inspiration with this shit?

Why is the New Elastic Waistband a literal retard? Seriously the dude's a fucking moron, and not even the likeable kind.

Did the writers take offense to all the comments that the new legacy heroes are perfect Gary Stus and create an unlikeable fat manchild?

It happened in a very unpopular issue, and it was just one panel, but the Elastic Waistband got hit on the head with a coconut and ever since then he's acted this way. I expected an issue focusing on it but recently every issue these past few months have been about Sandy's secret identity and the waistband is given filler panels. He only shows up in group shots in the most recent issue.

>IT WAS ME, LARRY

There was that one issue where he revealed he was pretending to be so dumb this whole time everyone just kinda ignored it, too.

>Bring back Miss Appear
>make her a squirrel to pander to furries

Dropped

>that issue in which Man Ray opened a Fish Market

That was messed up, man.

I'm more insulted they made her Texan. Is there even a big market in Texas? Out of everything they could have done to pander why do that, it's ridiculously stupid.

Even now we can always count on /ourguy/ to be the best thing in everything he touches.

>Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy make up after one episode

I liked LIME though, they could have taken it in many different ways.

Why doesn't Mermaid Man rape the Dirty Bubble?

Dropped it back in '08 when Quickster accidentally kissed The Magic Puff and they tried doing a virtue signal arc with her being raped. He fucking tripped over a loose tile.

Because he doesn't have a hole to rape, dumbass.

So you don't actually read it, then
>Super science
>Stealth powers
>Yeehaw I'm Texas y'all

It's ok.
stop being mad she's a squirrel now

Why make the new Quickster a sponge anyway? Who the fuck is this supposed to pander to?

Bikini Bottom hipsters who think saying sponges are immobile is speciest and don't actually read the book

You know what's the problem with the team book? Too many main characters. Most teams have 6 members tops but this crap has 10 so the writers have no time to really develop all of them.

>Dirty Bubble completely jobs and dies to prop up to the Sponge of Mystery
>they retcon it a few chapters later
>Manray finally converts to good after a lifetime of wrongdoing, literally the only interesting thing the Sponge of Mystery ever accomplishes
>they retcon it in the next chapter
>they shit on the IJLSA by having a bunch of nobodies take over their spots
>they retcon it in the next chapter
>Barnacleboy becomes Barnacleman
>they retcon it in the next chapter

Why does anyone even read this trash? Nothing ever fucking happens.

This shit has been running for about 10 years (despite only becoming mainstream during the revamped era in 2016) and Cheapy the Cheapskate has only had 3 issues about him. 2 of them fucked up established history he had with the team.

Is he their defacto leader or is he an undecided villain/ally? That issue where he sells Quickster's soul to the green lantern ghost pirate guy was so fucked up.

I'm really liking the cavesponge: The Last Sponge on Earth comics

>They added a squirrel
Jesus, do mammals really need this kind of forced representation? It's just so in-your-face when everyone else is a sea creature. Bet all she's gonna talk about is "LAND RIGHTS" and how much air she needs.
New Elastic Waistband and Quickster are alright, though.
Anyone else feel like new Captain Magma doesn't even wanna be here? Why the fuck does he complain so much?

It's part of his backstory. He's chosen by the volcano god, but just wants to be an artsy hipster. He see's superheroing as a chore.

Uh guys, remember, he's no longer Captain Magma, he's "Krakatoa" now thanks to Magma Comics.

...

That actually sounds kinda fun. Does he have an Ongoing? Is it any good?

Eh. Honestly, his rogue gallery sucks, but his interactions with Elastic Waistband and The Quickster might make it worth your time.

REE WHY DID DOGFISH COMICS JUST LET THEM TAKE THE NAME REEEEE NOT MY CAPTAIN MAGMA FUCK YOU CAROL REEEEEEEEEEEEE

The ongoing is at its best when .
They have a hilarious dynamic. Quickster's genuine love of heroing and Waistband's dumbassery gets under Magma's skin real easy, and it's always great seeing him blow up.

bump

>That last issue where Quickster went back in time and undid the robot crabs arc to bring his boss back
>It didn't work

The AU spinoff is better.

Remember that time you tried going to the bathroom and you got a splinter? IT WAS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BOB, I WAS THE SPLINTER.

Spongepoint literally ruined everything

When are we gonna get another issue of Hoss Delgado?

Fuck you LARPing faggots, now I want this to be real.

>CG comics
>render times must be shit for the squirrel so they use that same post in every non-speaking appearance she had
>the few poses she has for talking or running or fighting are made much less detailed and shitty

Same, one of the things I like about Sup Forums.

So... uh... any porn of this new Miss Appear?

I just hate how the stuff from the 2000s pushed the fuck out of QuickAppear and now everyone and their mother ships it.
It messes up the whole dynamic between the trinity.

Hey, fuck you. QuickAppear is best ship.

No, that would be Quicktoa

Manray shouldn't have teamed up with Quickster

Captain Magma shouldn't have teamed up with Quickster

Quickatoa

Heresy! Their interactions are the best things about both of them.

>a squirrel scientist from texas but underwater.

As if her classic origin wasn't complicated enough

Why is everyone wanking to Frank Millars The Mermaidman Returns so much. I mean it was okay but was to grimdark. And the sequel got even worse and made Barnacle Boy the Villain that he always hated. WTF Millar

Wrong, recently Quickster has been running Captain Magma to near suicide.

I loved it, desu

Who keeps letting Steve draw the elastic waistband?

His stuff is funny in that regard, many old screencaps share the humor.

The worst artist is the furry who keeps using a pseudonym and drawing Miss Appear like this. He ruined the fanbase this show had for 3 weeks straight with just this panel. Had to find this in an old forum since despite the uproar the original version became scarce during the reprint.

Why isn't Spongebob suffocating?

Because DogFish comics' editors suck shit. So many goddamn continuity errors like the time Captain Magma was draw with 8 limbs instead of 6 in that one panel.

kek

Genuinely good shit.

>the hilarious fuck ups every time they team up
Just like my Doto games.

That time they implied Quickster was asexual where he said "I don't think about Miss Appear that way, or anyone", was fine, but they didn't need a whole issue spamming the cover with DUDE WHATS UP WITH QUICKSTERS SEXUALITY and on the first fucking page Quickster's crying that he wants Miss Appear happy but he just isn't seeing her (or anyone) that way, elastic wasteband comes in and cheers him up and they hug and when Miss Appear sees it she thinks he's gay.

Cut to Quickster later starting to tell her he's asexual but she says "I get it, don't worry" and forever thinks he's gay. Things where it never gets corrected fucks me up.

IM THE ELASTIC WAISTBAND AND IM HEAR TO SAAAYY

fuck the rapping issue

>asexual
>not finally getting with magma
IT'S SHIT

the quickster vs captain magma who wins?

Remember when it was revealed that Bubblebass had an identical Twin brother? God that was some fucking soap opera shit.

Wait, I thought he was always called Krakatoa

I thought the part with the coconut was hilarious, especially when he got hit in the head withtwo coconuts

Overused garbage. The coconut should've been used only twice like it was intended. The fact it survived the third impact was proof the writers were out of options.

Can't remember, but wasn't the brother's name Bubblebutt?

That's his "catchphrase". Renaming him to his catchphrase due to legal issues makes newcomers end up thinking it's a pokemon thing and makes autists laugh.

Yea, but he didn't like the name. Only Spongebob called him that not knowing how he felt, for humor's sake.

Filthy casual. I bet you never even read Crisis in Infinite Bikini Bottoms.

>Spongebob
who?

We all know who Quicksters' Alter Ego is

F-fuck off! I had plans of reading it after completing Mermaid Man: Year One

>Quickster from literally 4 hours later chases down the original quickster through time.
>SPONGEBOB NOOO. YER GONNA DESTROY THE WOOORLD!

Was I the only one that laughed at that fucking climax?

>Mermaid Man: Year One
Ok, I'll give you a pass this time user.
But a word of advice don't read any Mermaid Man issues by Kevin Smith. You'll be severely disappointed.

>be me
>want to roleplay with my girl (she's into capeshit hardcore)
>walk in, she sleeping (hardcore)
>tap her titty (softcore)
>she wakes up and asks me what's up
>i tell her to close her eyes while i put on my costume in secret
>she nods off in the time it takes me to put on my quickster outfit
>i wake her back up and run around the room
>"is that sonic" she says
>i say no im the quickster
>she says she knew that but why am i running like sonic
>"i want to fuck you as quickster tonight" i say
>"you never needed a costume before" she says

this.
Anti-hero Manray sucks and most writer know it, that's why he refused to join the Self-Destruction Crew.

Mermaid Man: Hivemind One is pure garbage, quit reading the shit mainstream fags tell you to. They ignore so much obnoxious humor, pandering, and continuity errors just because mermaid man backstory that's not even interesting.

>that anti-guns arc
we fucking get it, villains love their laser guns and shit.

>quickster, if you pull the trigger you'll be just like man ray!
for fucks sake
>elastic wasteband, don't pick up that laser gun, you might go mad with power
for. fucks. sake.
>stop right there miss appear, laser guns are a villain's tool to get the battle done, you don't want to be a VILLAIN do you?
eat shit fuckface

they even had captain magma use one when it was his ONLY CHANCE TO SURVIVE, just so they could do a karma thing at the end where he gets beat up with laser guns like they were sticks in a humorous "fuck you"

This really messed with me, too. The Nu-E.V.I.L.: Extra Sour arcs really shilled in the anti-gun message. Even when the Elastic Waistband was using weaponry before his official debut, they still managed to sneak it in. How do we stop this?

lol
shoulda seen it comin

We read it because we WANT something to happen.

Why isn't anyone talking about Quickster: Exposed? It ruined everything.
>his speed ACTUALLY comes from some alien ancestry
>dude he's asexual lmao
>he's killed before
>wears 3 pairs of underwear
>once punched an innocent and never apologized
>is a little bit naive
>used to have many old pet snails, one he keeps with him that's dead
Not to mention the fact they even discussed his alter ego at all.

the fandom is as autistic as it gets
>WHY DOESN'T QUICKSTER DATE MAGMA
>WHY DOESN'T QUICKSTER DATE MISS APPEAR
>WHY DOESN'T QUICKSTER DATE ELASTIC WASTEBAND
>REEE YELLOW ARMS
>NOT MY IIJLSA
>NOT MY DIRTY BUBBLE
>MISS APPEAR IS A GODDESS I'D LET HER LICK MY FEET
Not to mention the autist that stabbed a guy at the Krusty Krab that was out of tartar sauce.

FUCK YOU QUICKSTER DESERVES WASTEBAND and I wanna fuck Miss Appear
Everything else I agree with though. Yellow arm fags need to die along with anyone who has ever made a Manray self insert love interest.

>Self-Destruction Crew.

>that episode where they revealed the boss was kissing an actual girl all this time
>then it's revealed she had a dick
Comedy gold I tell you.

>a subsidiary of Viacom

What do you think?

Can we all argee that International Justice League of Super Acquaintances: Year One was amazing?

My my, I thought summer was over already. When will the newfags leave?

So does anyone know why Ben Affleck quit this project? They had a licensed movie deal and everything and then the project just, vanished and was gone without a trace one day.

It's one of the creepiest forms of lost media out there.

The walking adhd ridden sponge that works the fry at the Krusty Krab?
Yeah right, next you're gonna tell me that the southern retard that lives in a dome is a scientist

It makes sense when you consider that his body is naturally HYDRODYNAMIC, so he has the potential to run even faster than the original Quickster.

When is the Spongebob MMO gonna update anyway, It's been months since the last update and that was just a mini one.
Quickster update hype maybe?

When is Quickster going to fight Mr. Doodle again? He said he was building up his strength to work around the eraser but never did anything with that idea.

>remembering the 2-issue arc with Mothman and his Landsect Crew's psychological torture on Barnacle Boy
That arc is too messed up for me...this is coming from a guy who's actually seen Korean movies showing open graphic injuries and intense violence.