/seagal/ thread
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I don't get it
You're not smart enough to get Seagal kino
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Thread song.
Chuck Norris is the best and most quailified martial arts actor!
beautiful. I won't be able to post webms until I'm home. We'll see if fatkino is still with us by then.
Though if someone has a webm of Eleniak topless dancing in that navy uniform from Under Siege, do a man a favor and post it!
He did shitty movies compared to Seagull.
He used to kick the shit out of then UFC champs Anderson Silva and Lyoto Machida in training:
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And he famously taught the EXACT KICK that won them both belts:
Training Anderson on the Segal kick: youtube.com
Training Lyoto on the Segal kick: youtube.com
The results:
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The Seagal front kick is fairly standard now, but was completely unheard of in MMA in 2010, people flipped their shit. Anderson's kick was the very first front kick KO in UFC history. Machida's was second.
He also trained Manny Pacquiao:
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Seagal is no joke.
that body is perfect
He also trained Bruce Lee when he was still a tennager.
I never got into Seagal for some reason. Chuck Norris and Can Damme were cool and fun to watch but Seagal, I don't know. Maybe he took himself too seriously but I never dug him
Who else read it?
lmao holy fuck
I wish that were me (the cake)
Did you know that Simo Hayha taught young Seagal deadly sniper techniques and Seagal trained Chris Kyle in the Navy SEAL sniper school.
>Foreword by Sheriff Joe Arpaio
I work for seagal’s son and he has pictures of himself with seagal in the house. I can take photos next time.
what do you do for him
kino dance
/seagal/ thread?
/seagal/ thread.
>tfw no japanese gf
just gonna dump my modest collection
God damn
The MMAboo Putin likes Seagal for exactly that reason.
Remember: A Good Man, and Kill Switch are essential seagalkino
he's got...TWO WATCHES
I thought this was fake
How is this actually real?
I've considered it. Is it good.
kino
Beautiful.
Hey kids, how is your punani life?
Excellent post, I learned something new. Seagal is a badass and I'm sorry for ever doubting that. Forgive me sensei
it's not the same without the eagle's SKREEEEE
I still would
Gosh, Steven, your mom lets you have TWO watches?!
>tfw your waifu does not exist
>Seagal is no joke.
But seriously, did he ever get punished for stealing all of those birthdays?
>“People always ask ‘is that all really true?’ Let me tell you something, I’m not going to tell you that Steven Segal taught Anderson Silva or taught Lyoto how to do that kick. But I can definitely tell you that Steven Segal – I saw with my own two eyes – I walked back into the Blackhouse and saw Steven Segal telling Anderson to make adjustments … I remember him saying ‘make your knee go up high, because if you make your knee go up high the guy is not going to see your foot come’ – and that’s exactly what he did.”
“So did he teach him that? No. Did he perfect it? Maybe he just reminded him that it could work. I don’t know what he did, but he did something. Because I personally saw him doing that kick, and I personally saw him work Lyoto with that kick.”
>Steven Seagal showed me the movement, the little movement, but don't teach me this kick. Because I working hard for this kick for long time in my life.
So he trained them on how to do the kick much better and they both went on to get KOs with the very kicks he assisted them with yet he didn't teach them? At the very least he was an influence on their success with the kick.
Seagal is playing up his part, and they're downplaying his part so the truth is somewhere in there. Yeah of course they knew how to kick, and front kicks weren't successful until after Seagal worked with them on it and improved their technique.
>front kicks weren't successful until after Seagal
no. they weren't popular until after Silva. Silva knew how to throw that kick since he first started training and if you actually look at the two clips in the thread, Silva's winning kick looks nothing like what Seagal told him to do which is to aim at the shin.
>aim at the shin
pay attention, he was teaching him to snap his foot and he's even telling them to stop pushing with their kicks. It had nothing to with where he was kicking.
Anyone got the webm where he grabs some package off a dead military guy?
He's wearing military stuff too, and the first time I saw it the filename was something like mre's_recovered.webm.
pure
how did he make her disappear? can I learn this power?
Thanks senpai.
I don't know about you but I'm naturally pretty good at making women disappear from my life.
why is seagal so memeworthy
Let's be honest.
Under Siege is absolute action kino.
that can't be original cut
Seagal is a pretty notorious self-obsessed bullshit artist.
Also he fucks underaged hookers in a mansion in Thailand, but then again who in Hollywood doesn't.
Do you really think you'll make any of us think less of the man? Everything you said is part of what makes him such a treasure.
Oh you'd better believe it is.
i just watched Wind River
pretty much peak Seagal, only with competent film-making and acting
Didn't realise he tapped the hot one from the sugababes in his latest DVD
Did he eat her?
avant garde
aikido kick to the feels
OP, i promised i wasn't gonna cry today.
its his only non-ironically good movie
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This. My dad and brother would always rent all his movies.
did they fug?
It's incredibly hilarious just how little he gives a fuck
Dey took her
What happened?
Sensei Seagal
EASY
Well I'm sorry to hear that
cause now
This should be him vanishing being he abandoned his Japanese wife and his two kids.
>when the editor has a memory span of exactly one millisecond
I'm going to cry when he finally ODs.
those women are amazing, they look like they're floating
saved lol
on what, fried chicken?
Deep.
This. I don't think he actually uses drugs.
>cause now
nobody will ever see Richie
He's so fat.
He still acts like he can get all the good punani, even though he's like 50.
gets more than me I bet
is that the "cheeseburger for 2.95 faggot" guy from F&F?
Sure took his fatass a long time getting to the end of the bridge.
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this is pure kino desu
what a clusterfuck kek