El Rato is back

El Rato is back.

>thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/304093-cruz-to-hit-campaign-trail-for-trump

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So what's his endgame? Why didn't he drop Trump when that video came out like the other cucks?

What a bitch

>that nazi salute
wtf cruz

Pence then Cruz
They really want to ruin Trump's chances for good

The delegates Donald, they are yours now.

I'm glad Cruz finally got the fuck over himself to help Donald out. I still think he'd be a good supreme court pick since the constitution is basically his child.

Have you never seen an anime?

Lion Ted will bring Hillary down

Realized the #nevertrump thing wasn't a pathway to a long political career

My guess is that's what Trump's promised him.

Imagine if all those Cruz missile votes joined the all those trump votes.

He may be arrogant but he got screwed by the same people when he was NeverTrumping. Trump may be an enemy but he can see what Clinton would bring and he's used to the mainstream GOP throwing shade to cuck. He saw a potential to survive, and he took it. He's not Trump's friend, but when huns are at the gate the wagons need to circle.

El Rato has died and risen from the ashes as LION TED

helo rato

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Do you mean the phantom of the delegates?

If he gets the SCOTUS will there be liberal butthurt and how long will it take before they can put their aims on the 2nd again?

#boogergate

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*record scratch*
*freeze frame*

His political career is in danger because of his non-endorsement at the RNC. He's trying to redeem himself by sticking with Trump.

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DAHNALD
TAKE THE DELEGATES!

I wouldn't even know what to do with those delegates if I managed to caught them, Dahnald.

I never get sick of the el rato meme. Ever.

I have to be selective when I look at the pictures because I kek too loudly.

Rato and the GOP were never on good terms to begin with. Trump winning is probably his only viable way of keeping his job so he might as well suck up

This more than anything else

Dahnald, we're getting those delegates.

He's anti-establishment like Trump. He knows he will never get anywhere with another establishment government.

Cruz is a shifty character. He's the character that is introduced as a villain till the hero beats him. He later joins the hero to achieve his own ambitions. The hero will never fully trust Cruz but he accepts him because he's a master of his craft. So the hero will direct his rat-faced companion in the direction he needs while always keeping him at an arms length. Cruz gets his mayhem while the hero achieves his goals.

I'm guessing at this point Cruz wants to replace Speaker Ryan or be Trumps Secretary of State. Either way, Trump presidency is in his best interests.

>I'm guessing at this point Cruz wants to replace Speaker Ryan

As much as I hate Cruz is FAR better than Ryan.

A little fucking late

DAHNALD, TAKE THE DELEGATES, THEY'RE YOURS

Pretty much anyone is better than that fucking cuck Ryan.

He was one of the few that didn't jump ship when the video came out, ironically. He actually defended Trump against the media.

Soaring Ted realized its better to be allies with the strongest.

The vegeta to Trump's Goku.

Because he's not a cuck like the rest of the GOP

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Sticking with Trump is his only chance. The old school GOP don't view him as their guy, and if he stayed #NeverTrump his career would be over.

Wtf I love Ted Cruz now.

Soarin' Ted rises from the ashes!
Trump calls for aid

Cruz is a senator, he can't be speaker of the house. He can replace Mitch McConnell as majority/minority leader, but he's probably looking at SCOTUS.

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DAAAHHHNALLLDDDD
DAHHHNALLLDDDDDDDD!
GIVE ME THE DELEGATESSS
AHHHHHHHHH

How many delegates per hour is he getting paid?

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My favorite

hello rat

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>TAKE THE DELEGATES THEY ARE YOURS!

All of them. Trump doesn't need Delegates where he's going anyway. This is a fight for the Electorates now.

Hand them over Hillary.

Oops, I left out the "o" in "hello rato"

His family looks like they are fuckin' dying inside.

1. Cruz is also anti establishment, especially when it works in his favor
2. He saw conservative voters get pissed at repubs for not supporting trump
3. Cruz actually does believe in the constitution, and he knows the corrupt dems would shit on it even more if trump isn't elected

SOARIN TED
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thats some semi rare flag action there

Hello rato!

He needs to kiss up to trump to get a Supreme Court spot

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thanks for the rare flag faggot

hello rato
>Cyrillic letters

DAHNOLD, GO! THIS WAS MEANT TO BE YOUR FIGHT, NOT MINE. I WILL USE THE LAST OF MY POWER TO SUMMON THE SKELECTORATE ARMY AND HOLD THE GLOBALISTS OFF SO YOU CAN FINISH HILLARY. TELL HEIDI MY LAST THOUGHTS WERE WITH HER.

>nazi salute
it's a roman salute and it used to be how americans saluted the flag.

> Canada Ted with the ugly wife is Trump bully's bitch now

You'd think a Harvard graduate would have some dignity.

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