Who's gonna watch this ? It's actually hilarious because all candidates are moderates pretending to be far-right to get their votes meanwhile one of them, Poisson, is an actual redpill far-right anti sionist and arabs and he's saying stuff even the moderates can't follow but they try anyway.
Also they want to fire every civilian workers.
Watch the french debates, at least there's no Hillary in it.
>anti sionist
dropped
Jews are bro-tier
Is that Gordon Brown at the far right?
i would watch them if I could understand French
sorry Pierre
> Jews = Sionists
You fell for sionists tricks
No it's Fillon, leader of the depressed right-wing
There's instant subs on BFM
>he's against Israel
hello Ahmed
Goddamn, you people are short. I mean we can lose weight, but what the fuck are you going to do about your manlet problem?
>caring about frog politics
>French republicans
but you're already a republic
Not every jew is for Israel (or the way Israel is now)
Not every jew is for using power and money to corrupt politics.
Sarkozy is short, Poisson is short too like any member of the italian mafia. The others are ok (NKM is tall, that's all)
You should. France might be very well the first major western country to turn far-right nationalist and kill the EU. (the EU can survive Brexit but certainely not Frexit)
The name is stupid, yes. But they keep changing the names because their party destroy its reputation every 5 years.
is Sarkozy Jeb, or is he gonna win the party's nomination anyway?
2016 is the year of Frog Politics! Shadilay, nigga.
Where can I watch this? Also who's Poisson, is he FN?
Sorry bro, not watching that shit.
Marine 2017
french political debates are like white people trying to do gangsta rap
>French retards, second debate
If you want some pointers, read this.
Right now, the left (PS) is in power and the president (Hollande) is hilariously unpopular (mostly because of his personality, not the decisions). He may or may not be a candidate but whoever run for the left, he will likely lose and not pass the first term.
The far right (FN) is doing well and will likely be in the second turn (Marine Le Pen)
The last place will be for one of these guys in OP pic, the traditionnal right. It will be either:
> Alain Jupé
Favorite. He's the old guy next to the girl in red. He's a centrist (but still want to fire many civil workers) and he's not anti-immigration. If it's him, he will crush Lepen because leftists will vote for him.
> Nicolas Sarkozy
The dwarf in the middle, he's a former president, he's anti-immigration (but did nothing when he was in power) and wants to destroy public services. If it's him, LePen will likely win as many people don't want to vote for him no matter what.
Usually true but this time it was old communists trying to sound like nazis while a real nazi is amongst them.
Sarkozy isn't Jeb. He's losing right now and he was never a favorite because he did too many shady things. He's actually pretty much like Hillary but less pandering to the left, more to the far-right. He doesn't believe in anything, he will just say what he needs to be elected again.
dates?
Tonight.
>Brazil
>white
Yeah I'm sure you really have white people's best interests in mind, Jose.
>Not caring about the politics of one of the largest and most culturally relevant countries in Europe
>Not caring about the politics of one of the European countries most prone to radicalism and which has historically removed kebab in the recent past
>Caring about the politics of some stupid piece of shit 60% white shithole full of niggers with a nigger president and 3rd world tier corruption instead
Enjoy your Hillary, faggot.
Fuck these peoples, they should all be swinging in the air, with a fucking piano string around their neck.
Vivement la Saint Breivick!
Thanks. Might give it a go, then. I am going to have a French exam soon, so this is good procrastination.
I know Hollande is the Head of State and Valls is the Head of Government but what's the difference in terms of what they do and their powers?
Our head of state is obviously the queen and it's obviously ceremonial, like Estonia's President, Germany's President and Israel's President.
But in France they both matter.
What's the difference between them?
>Jews are bro-tier
Keep in mind that these pieces of shit are not even speaking proper french anymore.
The cuckservatives keep changing the name of their party for some reason
Any chance far right(Marine Le Pen) can win this?
France is a presidential republic, the president is definatly the most important member of the executive power. He can disolve the government and even the assembly anytime he wants. Hollande is a pretty weak president and Walls a "strong" prime minister so it might sounds like the opposite right now but it's not true.
To be clear, the President has all the power but choose a Prime Minister to do most of what he decides and takes the blame if it fails while the President will focus on international stuff you can't really mess up.
She could win the first round because it's like 11 guys on the ballot.
But the French constitution says that there needs to be a round 2 where only the top two from round 1 are on the ballot.
If Marine Le Pen is vs anyone then she'll lose because everyone will unite against her.
Which is a shame.
At least the Dutch elections might be won by the "far right" next year.
Yes, it's extremely linked to this primaries.
If Juppé wins: No
If Sarkozy wins: Maybe
She's not in this debate
If you mean the Presidency, then yes, but it's unlikely. The only two scenarios she's projected to maybe win in, are if it's Sarkozy vs her (she may win slightly), or if it's Hollande vs her (she wins by a landslide). Referring to the second round, obviously.
The problem is that there is a second round of voting and all the leftists, centrists, and cucks are on one side of her, so of course they will all vote for whoever is against her, unless that's someone really really unpopular.
>If Marine Le Pen is vs anyone then she'll lose because everyone will unite against her.
anyone except Sarkozy and Hollande, she's winning against those two, even the second turn.
The President has way more power than the Prime minister. The president chooses the Prime minister.
It's unlikely but it's not impossible
I vote usually PS but if Sarkozy jew his way into the second turn vs LePen, I seriously don't know what I'll do.
Why the fuck is Sarkozy running AGAIN?
He must be more hated over there than we hate Tony Blair.
I want to strangle that little cunt.
>that smug little cunt who killed Gadafi
god, don't remind me.
Why so?
>He must be more hated over there than we hate Tony Blair.
He was. But he's also the real master of his party, no matters what people says and medias are in his pocket so he's really good at coming backs.
But he made too many mistakes, at this point he's losing.
The only good thing he ever did was marrying Carla, seriously, I've him and her at Robuchon's restaurant and she's a sweetheart and she's wearing the pants.
Years ago, right wing politicians were convince people watching debates on TV must be young (because, you know, TV is technology and technology must be for young people) and were trying to talk like "people" from the streets, using argo and everything.
It was painful.
he's better than Hollande for sure
First time voting for me
Anything's better than socialism
Seriously, stop watching BFM. Sarkozy did NOTHING good, he's backed away every reformed and complained about the economy. Hollande passed TONS of economical reforms, some extremely right-wing. But conservitards are unhappy because muh gay mariages and muh medias are telling me he's bad.
Did they finally agree on the cost of the chocolate buns?
I doubt that's what he was refering to tho
>see flag
brazilians, i love you guys, but you're really dumb. but in a fun way.
How so ? Same globalist cuck bullshit
Given Hollande economical policies were more liberal (in the economical sense) than Sarkozy, I'm not sure you're making a case here.
Hollande reforms are MACRON reforms, that guy would sell his mom to a CAC40 CEO
>AIDS is better than cancer!
both deserve the rope.
No. Huge blunders recently, one of them claiming it cost 10 euros.
No absolutely not, the same shit happened with the second mandate of Chirac, he was against JMLP and even though nobody wanted Chirac, they voted against JMLP whom they wanted even less.
Chirac wasn't hated that much. That episode also left a very bad memory and I'm not sure it will happen again. Also the FN isn't the same as before.
>Niggers are invading the country
>better spend our time about petty tricky question for dem politics from dem journalist!
A blunder or...a direct declaration of war to Coppe and his 0.10€ claim.
why is Sarokzy there?
That reason being that their brand becomes toxic every 10 years.
at least AIDS kill mostly niggers
JMLP is not MLP
Sarkozy and Hollande are not Chirac
He has all the keys of every TV studios in France.
In all seriousness, I don't see how could MLP become president.
The far-right didn't get the presidency 12 years ago even though it was a bit close, and now that _millions_ of foreigners are of voting age, there is no way she gets it.
AND EVEN, let us speculate, even if she becomes president, what will she do? Do a Frexit?
Even if you plug the holes of your sinking ship, if it's already full of water, it will drown.
France is already full of (sand-)googles. Not much can be done about it.
french politics are
low energy, same as here
The only one I know is Copé because a couple years back he was the only one talking about la violence anti-blanc.
He kept getting shit on by the other UMP members and by Le Monde, Le Parisien, etc. so I'll give him for credit for trying to bring it into the national conversation. I'd still vote FN though.
>Hollande in charge of killing niggers
Yes, but KEKS WILL BE KEKS.
Ayy i fucking loved Poisson in the last debate, feels like a Sup Forumsack
>(((Copé)))
> Implying you can trust a single word from those candidates anyway
> "Vous en avez marre de cette racaille? On va vous en débarrasser au karcher"
> B-but Sarkozy is totally tough, guys!
> Hell, even Jeb! had more energy
T. Eternal hungarian.
I'm voting Macron then.
En marche!
>millions_ of foreigners
Many are voting FN. It's the "last one close the door" effect. She's also not into the "white power" thing and employ many POC locally. Also her second in command is gay so LGBT are happy.
>this
Well, duh.
But do you see José and Sophie vote for the SPOOKY SCARY FAR-RIGHT?
They are waaaay too influenced by the media, who is telling overwhelmingly:
>the far-right is LITERALLY HITLER, do not fall for the TRUMPISATION of the mind!
Also, googles in the 90's are now grown up, if they can find out how to go to ANPE (they do), they can find their way to a voting ballot.
Is le pen and major outsider or is she a motor favourite. I don't trust our kike media. Need to hear it from the frogs mouth
>Frexit
Won't happen. All party's will team up against FN.
Same in the Netherlands against PVV
>sinking ship
look who's talking
You've already lost 15% of your country to toundraniggers
>Many are voting FN
I would like to believe you, but I have yet to see some.
MLP will never be President. The "Front Republicain" is working.
The Front National didn't win a single region or département, despite arriving first in several of them (hell, 44% in the PACA region, far better than the others).
le pen isn't trump, she is far more corrupted than any politician in france
Putain cette gueule antipatique.
Poisson probably runs the french Sup Forums
Why not, he might create a real right wing party.
>But do you see José and Sophie vote for the SPOOKY SCARY FAR-RIGHT?
It was like that 10 years ago but things have changed. It's not taboo to support the FN anymore
Man, do you see how much I know about French politics? I am obviously not Ukrainian, I'm a white flight.
And I have nothing against Russia.
At least they're not Algerians, amiright.
>(((Copé)))
Mdr, je sais mais quand même,
y'a des francais de souche qui disent rien sur ce topic.
The closest we had from Trump was Coluche.
Prove me wrong.
>white flight
how is life where you are now ?
why did you flee away ?
33%
What wrong with her? I thought she was your gal
>It's not taboo to support the FN anymore
Seriously? I'm asking honestly, I did not lived in France for years now but sometimes I plug in BFM or some shit like this, and the FN is still the devil in a mask for them.
Juppé is a bit like Jeb (he is a soft cuck), but having a Jeb without a Trump is useless.
Anyway we are doomed, the boomers will vote for him because they have been brainwashed about the FN and he will end with all the leftist votes during the second turn.
My only hope is that the leftist got utterly BTFO and having the FN grabbing enough sieges at the parliament to block a majority and force the moderate right to make an alliance with them.
Hollande didn't do anything, he just dismantled every reforms that Sarkozy pushed (like tax-free bonus hours) then now during his last year he is pushing Hartz-style reforms because Bruxelles forced him to do so.
The only thing he did well was avoiding to go in Syria like Sakojew got in Lybia and shilling to assassinate Assad, but honestly since he let Merkel inviting millions of migrants without saying a word he is not that good too.
They are all astonishing failures since Pompidou anyway, even Chirac is praised for cockblocking the americans in Iraq but he was still a coward who was absolutely panicked about conflicts with french people, he let the situation rot during 12 years and preferred to push meme reforms like all the shit around the disabled instead of cleaning the ghettos and cutting immigration.
Sarkozy is just a shady dude, which did shady things (especially in Lybia).
He understand well that the country is getting fed up with the left and sof right/center, and is moving to the far right, so he's pulling a far right rethoric, basically what more and more people want to ear, to try to be elected in spite of being infamous for being corrupt and the Lybia disaster.
Could have worked. Problem is that leftcucks, understanding the left has no chance to win the election are going to vote against him during the primary, chosing instead the center faggots Juppé.
Tu as raison, mais peut-être pas de la façon dont tu penses.
No, the closest was Pierre Poujade
he was the most antisystem candidat.
>how is life where you are now ?
Fantastic. I move a lot thanks to my job, but Kyiv is really great. Ukraine may be a shithole, but the capital is a really nice place. Way less crime that Paris or London, 99% white, everything is dirt cheap, I love it.
>why did you flee away ?
The answer is in the name. I didn't want to live in a country/city where I am worried about my wife coming home after 5 P.M. because there is some sand-googles around.
Lol, who are you? A jewpée shill?
Ouais ou plus simplement pic related.