Colonize game- Risk gets boring EDITION

Year 2256,Earth is fucked and we take to another planet: new civilzations arise
-Draw your own colony on the map (can't use more than one color,can't take up a whole continent), design your national flag and place it close to your starting country; you can also add city,sea/ocean,lake,strait names accordingly
-Start colonizing: RP this shit, you can do whatever you please and interact with each other as much as you want but keep in mind resource distribution (for instance, if you colonized lush green and you want oil, you gotta drill the oceans or move to the proper resource zone)
-White zones: glacial tundra,extremely cold climate,very limited resources; contains large amounts of clean water,????? and natural gases
-Blue-ish green zones: taiga,very cold climate,limited amount of primary resources;contains natural gases,oil,gold
-Dark green zones:forests and fertile valleys, good/best amount of primary resources,best place to start
-Lush green zones: jungles and swamps,very hot and humid,tropical climate,good amount of primary resources;contains germs and other rare goods
-Very light green zones:savanna,hot and very dry climate,limited amount of primary resources;contains ivory and gems
-Khaki zones: desert,extremely hot climate,very limited amount of primary resources;contains lots of oil reservoirs (more than the taiga region),gems.
Let's start when we have 4 established colonies

fuck off pasta
risk is better

The first colony to reach the new planet, BLACKED.com, touches down. As the doors of the majestic colony ship open, a crowd of black men and white women pour out, ready to film the latest, hottest interracial porn for the other denizens of this new-found world. The state of BLACKED is founded.

OP update please.

yeah, im doing the first mupdate when we gwt more people, also, i need a flag

I added the flag, it's the BLACKED.com logo.

New New Caledonia arrives
Ancap Paradise

bump

Updated map.

So we got three colonies now? I'm guessing Abos are OP?

i do the updates, also i need your flag to be more national like
after that i post the mupdate

Oh come on! I kept your thread alive. Why isn't the logo good enough?

ok then
MUPDATE

Beautiful!

The Theocracy sends envoys to New New Caledonia to discuss about the arrival of the Interracial Entrepeneurs
Since Abbos travel using canoes, its takes moths for them to arrive

do we post our own maps or give you commands like risk?

commands or maps is the same, i will be doing the updates tho
do what u feel comfy with

kinda prefer commands tho

The Interracial Entrepreneurs (AKA BLACKED.com) have settled down and established houses, hospitals and interracial breeding camps. They dispatch black diplomats in high-tech yachts to discuss a trade with aboriginal men appearing in interracial porn.

Start a city on the small island, call it Nouvea and spread onto the big island

The Caledonians send envoys to the interracial Entrepreneurs from our embassy in Nouvea to ask if some of the European colonists can star in WHITED videos

The Government of BLACKED.com despises BLEACHED videos. They adamantly refuse, and demand that the Caledonians submit a tribute of 5000 white women for use in the Interracial Breeding Camps.

change ur name to Interracial Entrepeneurs tho
The Abbos prevent the Entrepeneurs from entering their waters
The righteous Theocracy will not allow your nasty kind to set foot on our dominion unless commanded to.
The Three Isles start expanding

Wow I totaly don't remember how this ended up last time

Oh shit both you guys are expanding?

Fill more of the peninsula in for me then.

The Interracial Entrepreneurs are shocked, angered and humiliated by this recent turn of events. They demand to know why the abos have refused our generous offer of starring in interracial porn.

fuck you nigger

As we already stated, your kind is not welcome on our lands unless you are willing to trade resources for bananas and jungle pigs

Diplomatic relations: -100 (Insulted)

The Interracial Entrepreneurs expel all bitch ass Caledonian white bois from their territory, seizing whatever property and white women they had on BLACKED.com soil in the process.

we didn't send any pornstars to niggerland you dumb fuck
Diplomatic Relation -150 (Attacked)

The Interracial Entrepreneurs wish to smooth things over and greet the Abos as their long lost black brothas. They ask for reconciliation against the small-dicked Caledonian Menace.

we have bananas and jungle pigs. Ally?

Diplomatic relations: -200 (Insulted, Insulted Again)

The female Caledonian embassy staff in BLACKED.com territory have been converted into pornstars and the male Caledonian embassy staff has been converted into fuckbois for superior black men.

Gas the nigger race war now

Every single non-white person in our land has been massacred. Happ?
also we had no white people on your island dumb nigger, our envoys were black

(you are not require to speak 3rd person btw)
Send us white women
Yes, not because of trade interests but because of fear of the black men

Then your envoys have been granted shelter in the land of BLACKED.com, away from cruel white boys like yourself. They have BLACKED over 100 white females already.

The Interracial Entrepreneurs begin forming a Self-Defense Force, in case the bitch ass Caledonian white boys attack.

MUPDATE
Abbos are slowly annexing new terriotories while The Entrepeneurs and Caledonia are on the brink of war

good. we look forward to having a prosperous alliance

We say that if you ally with us, we will grant you access to all the white women of Caledonia, as many as your heart desires. The Interracial Entrepreneurs are a solid ally, and a formidable force. Our black men have been bred to be as muscular as humanly possible, they will snap any scrawny Caledonian white bois in two.

Will you protect your children i the upcoming wars of conquest?
We worship you as the creator of all things

Expand into the big island and also set up colonies on the island south of Nouvea. Defend if attacked

Keep filling up my island, heading north so I can cover more terrain types.

Our kind is slender and elegant,we dislike bloated, musclebound creatures.

We send large ships full of advanced technology and food to the Abos as required of our new agreement

Yes i will send KEK my dear son to protect you people from the Interracial Entrepreneurs

We are dismayed. We say that Abos and Blacks are natural brothas, and they should unite. In return, we are willing to send 1000 white women as a token of our gratitude if you accept an alliance with us.

Refuse it NOW THE SPACEKIKE CONTROL THEM

The Interracial Entrepreneurs are disturbed this aggressive newcomer. Who is this white boy, and who does he think he is to interfere with our diplomatic dealings with our fellow dark-skinned brothas?

Tell me the names of the cities you wanna build, also, if u wanna send many ships,you should build a port city, naval assembly facility
For planes, u need airports and so forth

*by this aggressive newcomer

I suggest you start your own colony, the more people the better: if u do, i need your flag

I am god you nigger kike

Capital city = Nuevo Blackia

Ok god is the EMPRAH

Set up the city of Kone of the Northern Island and set up the city of We on the southern. Kone is based on the military and We is based on trade

where on the map?

The people of BLACKED.com are generous and warm-hearted, and we allow freedom of religion in our territory. We have many Black Christians in our territory. Our only problem is with bitch ass racist white bois. In light of this, we ask you to respect our civilization.

On the X pls the capital is New Rome
We will give you respect and i propese a deal of 100 of our white women for 100 of your black women

We accept this generous deal.

However we must inform you that we follow a unique branch of Christianity called the BLACK COCK CHURCH. I hope you do not mind that.

The Fascist union of Christian is most catholic but we allow other branch.
A plane is already being loaded and the first shipment of 50 women is coming in 30 minutes
We also ask you to prepare your women for the trip

Fuck you. This map is garbage.

The BLACKED government prepares its black females for the trip, anticipating the arrival of new white women for the INTERRACIAL BREEDING CAMPS.

MUPDATE


The glorious Theocracy are willing to start trading relations with anybody who's interested: we trade in bananas,jungle pigs and the best honey in the far south

Continue filling out the north.

march south and build the city of Bourail of the shores of the great lake

We are expanding in the island and we are willing to trade 50ton of honey for our 2 of our plane that are capable of cruising 5 time the speed of sound and carry 20ton of load,also for a friendship token we can also train the pilot for the plane

Can Space Nazis land on the smaller island to the right of the middle one?

We have ample supplies of honey, however it will take a few turns to reach that high amount

sure thing, gib flag

now chill with the plane, its very fast but not faster than light


The Theocracy is willing to trade the best products of the far south

...

Would you like to ally? I am probably going to fight the Interracial Entrepreneurs and need a strong ally to do so.

Country name?
Space nazis,stellar reich..what?

The people of BLACKED.com have no interest in fighting. We seek to achieve a cultural victory by exporting our interracial porn into every home and every corner of this world.

Sure, trade should be opened aswell

The 4th Reich

Oh glorious Roma, will you be willing to send your emissaries to us?
We would be extremely happy to host to supreme children of the Father in our lands
They will be given the best our lands can offer
As for the Intrepeneurs,forget what we said to each other,we will not be hearing from you....for now
The Theocracy will not have any kind of interaction with the Interracials from now on

MUPDATE

We welcome you, stranger. Although we view your Nazi ideology with some anxiety and hesitation, we are willing to trade. 100 blue-eyed blonde women in exchange for 100 tonnes of lumber, foodstuffs and other basic essentials to get your colony started. What say you?

Send trade ships to the Abbos and The 4th Reich. This may sound expensive, however the cities of We and Bourail are mostly trade cities. The troops in Kone march west to discover and claim more land.

Our plane are the finest in the world but we currentry our new fighter is underarmed and it cant fight
Good we are sending the first plane now and the second at the end of the deal
5 time the speed of sound its very slow compared to light and some experimental plane can already go that fast

Fill further north. Also shouldn't Nazis spawn on the island further to the right? This island is north of me?

We're good, we have a genetic lineage to protect.

Good. use the first plane to drop the honey supplies then go to our embassy in Uluru to discuss matters of state

Can we start buliding a Navy?

We are saddened to hear that. The BLACKED.com government had previously done an amicable population exchange for white women with the Christian Union.

I am now using my phone so i dont know if my ID is the same

he said small island
also, my bad,i read light instead of sound
sure, you can do whatever, just plan accordingly
if u wanna build a navy tell me where you want your shipyards and how to name them
also,everyone, keep in mind the resource distribution zones

We welcome Caledonian ambassadors with open arms
On the other hand, the Interracial embassy is being torn down and its ruins used to build another seatown

Build a shipyard on the east coast of the small island, call it Le Roche Percee

Build the shipyards in the southern Khaki zone and begin to drill for oil in the south aswell

I want to vuole a shipyard to the left of new rome called primo cantiere navale della marina militare fascista
I would also like to make the offer for a joint navalized fighter program

We will help in any conflict you may find yourself in. We live in mineral rich lands, so feel free to request resources.

We are extremely upset and saddened to hear that.

In exchange, we are shooting the 101st Black Dicks White Chicks interracial porn movie in the reconverted Abbo embassy in Nuevo Blackia.

Build shipyard on the opposite end from Nuevo Blackia, called the Breeding Port.

We are now offering 30 light Fight era in exchange of strategic material like titanium,gold and petrol Also se are sending an embassy to the space nazis
We hope to become great allies

mupdate is on its way hold tight

Build oil refineries and gem mines in the Savannah parts of the island

I have small amounts of the resources you requested, but will take time to get them. it will take about 20 minutes

Good but keep in mind that these fighter are not suited for ground attack since they are dedicated for dogfighting.To compensate for this we outfitting these plane with pylon but it will take some time

We send an emissary back aswel as 10 unrefined oil resources

The BLACKED government wishes to reconcile with its rivals, the Caledonians. We offer to open up our borders and brothels to you, in exchange for the exclusive right to export and sell our interracial porn in your cities. What say you, friend?