america btfo
US actor Steven Seagal given Russian citizenship by Putin
>inb4 Hillary accuses him of being Russian spy
wtf he is almost the same height as the manlet.
>tfw I'm taller than Steven Seagal
camera's angle dude
He looks a lot taller than putin friendo
US dodged it...that was close
BRAVO
NATO BTFO
he already got serbian citizenship earlier this year
what's next? belarusian citizenship? he's been chilling with lukashenko lately
Fools, they thought he was just a lowly cook.
swedish citizenship, he will pretend to be a 15 year old refugee who lost his parents
Yfw based segal snatches yo muhfuggin cakeday
Cuck
nice digits
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PIDARAZZZ
WE'VE SHIFTED UNIVERSES AGAIN!!
IS ANYONE FROM MY ORIGINAL UNIVERSE STILL HERE?!?!?!
>US actor Steven Seagal given Russian citizenship by Putin
Seagal is a fraud and a rapist thought.
Everyone in the martial arts community clowns him for being a fake guru.
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NOO! I WON'T GO BACK. YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!
what does this have to do with parallel universes
dont post shyte lad
he is based top actor /tuff guy
smart move
when WW3 starts, Steven is worth 15 americans
"Make him citizen!"
No wonder people think they can down predator drones with their ar-15
Damn it, JC. Your brother Paul has gone over to the NSF. This is a huge blow to the coalition.
Fuck outta here. The dude is a laughing stock. He's not based at all.
You're just mad he left Murca.
Why?
two blustering self important mindless shitheads with overblown careers.....
Fuck off steven seagal was obviously not top tier but he was based enough he could play himself in every movie. He also is obviously smart for wanting to get out the west
makes sense, they are both masters of martial arts
>Seagal's getting Eastern European citizenship for when shit goes down in the West
I never knew he was so redpilled
underrated as fuck
SO THEY CAN DEAFEAT CLINTON
IT'S HAPPERNING
Is there a more based man?
>amazing artist
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>black belt
>dancer
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>mob ties
>sheriff
>pro-putin
>actor
I hope he snatches every motherfucker birthday
Another leech come to Russia to exploit her current political predicament, like that fat french fuck?
>political predicament
what're you talking about