One!

One!

NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>Those solid Homer abs.

Everyone has decent abs internally.
Its buried under fat though.

This is a blue board, dude!

>when you realize their hairlines weren't actually hairlines.

JUST

ONE

SNIFF OF THAT FOG AND YOU'RE IN-SIDE-OUT!

LIVE BY THE CODE OF THE MARTIAL ARTS

JUST

ONE

SNEED OF THAT CHUCK AND YOU'RE IN-SEED-OUT

Two!

NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION

...

Three!

NOTHINGWRONGWITHME

wtf

Is the loneliest number.

don't pick up the phone

I get rather uncomfortable whenever I think about this scene for too long...

Is this the bloodiest classic era scene?

FOUR!

NOTHI WRONGITH ME!

FIVE!

ONE!

Something's gotta gib

2

SOMETHING’S GOT TO GIVE