Was he right?

Ian Torres
Ian Torres

Was he right?
TJ Kirk said Lara Croft should have had bigger boobs. Somehow a dozen media outlets decided to criticise him for this.

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Eli Long
Eli Long

She should be less ugly too.

Jonathan Cooper
Jonathan Cooper

it's nu-Lara, she doesn't have that huge boobs anymore. However her face is off.

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Dylan Stewart
Dylan Stewart

It's remarkable that one man's opinion is being used as supposed evidence of horrible sexism, almost like there's an ulterior motive at play

Justin Williams
Justin Williams

He shouldn't have done that with the banana desu

Ryan Wood
Ryan Wood

Her tits are literally the only defining part of her character. People know Lara Croft because she was the first video game woman to have huge 3-dimensional melons. That is the ONLY reason anyone cares. It's like if you cast Flash Thompson as a short frumpy indian nerd

Nicholas Carter
Nicholas Carter

That's some quality marketing from those "news" outlets
This thread is some quality marketing too.

Jonathan Hernandez
Jonathan Hernandez

the absolute state of journalism
nobody cares about this fucking movie. give it a rest.

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Blake Ward
Blake Ward

have a (You) for using fat smoker. this meme is so rare now

Aaron Butler
Aaron Butler

I don't understand why anyone keeps making vidya adaptations, most of them suck, the only ones that are good are "passable" not really masterpieces. I don't even know any female gamers who like Lara Croft.

Zachary Reyes
Zachary Reyes

I assume the Jolie ones were profitable, anything that has ever shown profit will inevitably be remade.

Michael Cox
Michael Cox

He is wrong, the face is also too ugly on top of no boobs

Joshua Bailey
Joshua Bailey

no really that profitable, probably barelly broke even
1st one with budget of 115M grossing only 270M
but 2nd one was disater, with 150M box office.

Ryan Smith
Ryan Smith

whether or not lara's tits flop, the movie still will

Ian Brooks
Ian Brooks

The movie is shit but I can honestly say I probably would have bought a ticket if they had some big tiddy bitch playing LC

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Benjamin Lewis
Benjamin Lewis

Spooky, it's like they all receive the same signal, like a hive.

Jonathan Wilson
Jonathan Wilson

Tomb Raider needs to just die

Cameron Perry
Cameron Perry

seconded, not gonna see it now

Gabriel Myers
Gabriel Myers

oh what could have been.

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Levi Jenkins
Levi Jenkins

No respect to the source material is why these garbage movies will remain garbage movies and fucking flop. I kinda enjoyed the nu-Lara games from Enix humble bundle but this movie can go fuck itself.

Chase Johnson
Chase Johnson

Stop being mean to her please

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Jaxson Ramirez
Jaxson Ramirez

more like Gemma Arterton-Boviney

Evan Foster
Evan Foster

no
lara croft only had big titties so we knew she was female. due to the low poly count models, you couldn't tell if a character was female unless they had giant breasts (this is the same reason that characters like tifa and most early league of legends champions had giant breasts). lara croft's breast size was a functional necessity, not a conscious design decision, and it has nothing to do with the character.

Juan Davis
Juan Davis

2018 """"journalism""""
i deleted my reaction pic folder but imagine an image of one or more people laughing at this

Nathan Foster
Nathan Foster

you will never see this shot from behind

Eli Martinez
Eli Martinez

It became her character you dumbass. Similar to how an overflow in integers made Ghandi a nuke warlord in Civ was carried over to his character in latter games.
Even nu-Lara is busty compared to whoever they made portray her here.

Landon Wood
Landon Wood

yfw you wake up the most hated man on the internet

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Nicholas Sanders
Nicholas Sanders

bullshit, Lara had big titties coz they fucked up scaling. she was obviously female with very feminine body shape, thin waist, wide hips
look at wireframe, and evn with very little plygons is't very feminine

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Parker Wilson
Parker Wilson

due to the low poly count models
so they add move polys
Nigga you dumb

Hunter Edwards
Hunter Edwards

No, she had big breasts because the devs thought it was funny.

Wyatt White
Wyatt White

stop pushing that disgusting coalburning slut

Bentley Davis
Bentley Davis

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Asher Phillips
Asher Phillips

It was because Brits love big breasts and also breasts sell lmao.

Bentley Murphy
Bentley Murphy

and we aren't having it
YAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS

Isaac Thomas
Isaac Thomas

in other words
small breasts make girls look like boys in every medium

Lucas Morris
Lucas Morris

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Daniel Gray
Daniel Gray

They also claim he has something to do with Hollywood. I'm fine with them sticking it to the hollyjew, just wanted to point out how retarded they are

Matthew Rogers
Matthew Rogers

Michael Fassbender pls.

Luis Hill
Luis Hill

Oh yeah?

On the contrary I think Lara's whole appeal was that she was a female counterpart to Indiana Jones. Indy was a handsome, fit man who always had the collar of his shirt popped out to show his sweaty hairy chest.

The female equivalent to that is a toned, voluptuous woman in short khaki shorts and a tight tank top which is exactly Lara's character. That's what she's supposed to be. Not an ugly dwarf. Might as well put her in a wheelchair too

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Ryder Brown
Ryder Brown

tfw you'll never get a film adaptation of Stephen Hawking's Pro Wheelchair

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Blake James
Blake James

When did Logan Paul turn into Frodo?

Nolan Jones
Nolan Jones

That would be an important step towards proper representation and inclusion of differently abled folks.

Brody Lee
Brody Lee

no, it was never part of her character design. it was to compensate for the technical flaws of the time. claiming big breasts are her design is like saying a car was designed to ride on a half size spare tire.

did you retards ever play tomb raider? you know you could move the camera right? how do you think people would know lara croft was a woman if the camera was right above her? if the poly count was too low to see her subtle features, then people would rely on more obvious features

the poly count didn't change, they just made the polygons bigger dumbshit. the wire frame is literally right above your post.

nope, only at certain camera angles using old 3d technology

and those parts of her design (shorts and tank top) were intentional. the breast size was not. it was a necessary functional addition to circumvent flaws in their technology.

Adam Gray
Adam Gray

It became her character design you dipshit. I already gave you a similar example with Ghandi's character in Civ where a technical flaw was well received and adopted into a character's mythos. Fucking neck yourself.

Thomas Williams
Thomas Williams

and those parts of her design (shorts and tank top) were intentional. the breast size was not

Why include big breasts on the cover art and other promotional artwork for the early games then?

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Luis Cook
Luis Cook

What the fuck is up with Journalism attacking random Youtubers?

Colton Long
Colton Long

Then what would be the point of giving her revealing clothes if she was never going to be well endowed? If her breasts were never supposed to be "big" then why did they keep her breasts the same relative size for almost all the games?

The answer is because it became part of her character. She was supposed to be a sexy badass and the big boobs went into that characterization. It doesn't mean you're wrong about the first game

Samuel Baker
Samuel Baker

Well he is right... both body and face are not really up to the task.

Wonder Woman had the same problem except Gadot not only did not meat the physic to role but she also did not portray her attitude either. Diana just isn´t like that.

I know femminist want to retcon everything to match this political period and whatnot but Diana was created on the 40´s. Sure, she has evolved but it doesn´t have to represent the current idea of what a strong woman is.

Same goes for Lara. I am sorry if you feel now that the character was objectified and had sex appeal when it was created but you will have to just deal with it.

Also Angelina´s Lara > Vikander

Gabriel Price
Gabriel Price

She looks nothing like Lara and not just because of the boobs, horrible casting.

Jaxson Harris
Jaxson Harris

because it would be pretty fucking jarring if the character on the cover bore no resemblance to the ingame character model. people still talk about the chrono trigger cover art and how marle is shooting fire when she casts nothing but ice spells ingame.

it is a developer's choice whether to incorporate past non-design technical shortcuts into a character. i already gave multiple examples of other characters and developers using breast size and a technical shortcut for cuing femininity. the femininity itself is the character design, not the shortcut (breast size).

Aiden Davis
Aiden Davis

Youtubers are taking away their relevancy.

Jaxson Watson
Jaxson Watson

Because Youtubers are replacing journalists. Seriously just think about the world of YouTube movie reviewers. They get millions of views and make decent money off it when you compare the amount of education theyve recieved or how little time it takes to make a video. Then take your average college grad new York Times movie reviewer who barely eeks out a living in the city and no one reads or responds to their work.

They feel threatened by Youtubers so they go after their platform in any way they can but they shouldve learned with PewdiePie that it usually has the opposite effect. Just gives them more views

Christian Murphy
Christian Murphy

it is a developer's choice whether to incorporate past non-design technical shortcuts into a character.
No fucking shit.
Did you play any tomb raider game before?
Or did you miss the fact that Lara is busty in every iteration even the new reboot.

Justin Cook
Justin Cook

And that's a good thing.

Brody Allen
Brody Allen

The way I see it, if you're gonna portray a character on the big screen portray them right, at least on a visual front. Imagine if they did a Duke Nukem movie and they casted some skinny faggot with brown hair. People would be up at arms.

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William Perez
William Perez

Or get a fitter titty-cow so the depiction of athleticism has all the verisimilitude. Plus Lara with a northern accent would be adorable.

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Blake Harris
Blake Harris

Nu Lara isn't a titty cow but at the same time she isn't a fucking runway either.

Robert Anderson
Robert Anderson

This kot is right.

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Henry Perez
Henry Perez

asshole known for controversial opinion spouting
gets vilified up for tweet joking about some irrelevant video game movie

The dude has said WAY worse shit than that in the last month alone. It's baffling that this is the one thing they focused on honestly.

Henry Perry
Henry Perry

Muh sexism
Bodyshaming is such a hot topic now. See the lard ass that got offender when a UK cancer research has the guts to say facts like Obesity is found to increase risk of cancer.

Xavier Roberts
Xavier Roberts

"Tomb Raider Fans"
Do these even exist? They know people only like these for the tits, right?

Anthony Richardson
Anthony Richardson

it was to compensate for the technical flaws of the time
So like all video game characters of the time?

Isaiah Price
Isaiah Price

autism

Adam Powell
Adam Powell

My sister liked nuRaider.

Connor Murphy
Connor Murphy

Tomb raider games are decent time wasters.

David Morris
David Morris

this is demonstrably false. the new tomb raider has a modest breast size compared to the previous games, and especially the early games. the actress in this movie has a comparable breast size to lara croft in rise of the tomb raider.

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Chase Johnson
Chase Johnson

old games were GOAT
The Last Revelation was a game for months and months of playing

Grayson Long
Grayson Long

The titty cow approach was a marketing thing - in game you spend the vast majority of the time staring at her arse. Toby Gard said he used to get quite embarrassed about how Eidos's marketing people portrayed Lara.

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Dylan Richardson
Dylan Richardson

99% of tomb raider fans are dudes and they all agree about Lara having to be sexy. Just because TJ said what everyone else was thinking he gets shit on by 99% non tomb raider fans

I hate modern culture so much

How come people were so much happier in the 80s-90's? What happened

Brandon Hill
Brandon Hill

dont have that one, saved
thanks

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Bentley Rogers
Bentley Rogers

truth is autism
no

Chase Brown
Chase Brown

massquoting is autistic redditposting
go back

Chase Harris
Chase Harris

But that's wrong, retard. A game dev misplaced a decimal and they kept it that way on purpose. I'm searching for proofs but there's a lot of new articles about Lara's boobs.

Ethan Phillips
Ethan Phillips

the actress in this movie has a comparable breast size to lara croft in rise of the tomb raider.

No way near. You can see Alicia Vikander nude in Ex Machina. Whatever is going on in this new film is all padding.

Michael Brown
Michael Brown

They're not huge, but they're still pretty big.

Isaiah Carter
Isaiah Carter

i've been here longer than most people (since the habbo hotel raids in 07). if you came here after me, then you do not belong here and must leave.

Thomas Kelly
Thomas Kelly

movie lara crofts breasts are comparable in size to nu-raider

But they aren't. Vikander is completely and 100% flat chested. Nu-raider has C cups at the least

Easton Wood
Easton Wood

the actress in this movie has a comparable breast size to lara croft in rise of the tomb raider.
Yeah. Fucking no. Or do you need me to post that picture of her in a bikini? Here have an ingame screenshot of Nu-lara.

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James Gray
James Gray

lying on the internet

Nathaniel Turner
Nathaniel Turner

lol did her husband, Fassy became her carreer adviser?
accept roles in bad vidya movies!

Matthew Morales
Matthew Morales

That's not the same cat, but it's still worth saving yes.

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Benjamin Cox
Benjamin Cox

...she isn't nude in the movie. she is wearing clothing. why would you use her naked breast size for comparison unless you don't actually care about being true to the character, but just for having fap bait?

Brandon Watson
Brandon Watson

jesus christ, isn't this exactly the same as when AVGN said that he wouldn't see ghostbusters, and there were media reporting on it like it was the end of the world

Robert Reed
Robert Reed

She's still fit but quite a bland actress.

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Aiden Phillips
Aiden Phillips

She's ugly that all there is to it.

Mason Flores
Mason Flores

nu-lara is still hot though and isnt lacking anywhere. they literally cast a 12 year old boy for this movie. it'd probably be shit regardless, but they dont even have the sex appeal going for them now.

Jose Rivera
Jose Rivera

again, i posted the truth. the fact that you claim i am lying most likely means you came here after me, and must leave.

Ian Morgan
Ian Morgan

...she isn't nude in the movie

She is near the end when she puts on the skin.

Ayden Martinez
Ayden Martinez

sory for mixing up cats

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Benjamin Wood
Benjamin Wood

Because he's big with the alt right crowd who will be parroting his opinion on pepe twitter for the next few weeks and you can expect the other retards like Sargon and Paul Watson to be making videos about how the SJWs ruined Tomb Raider pretty soon spreading it even further. Plus his comments went big on twitter with people clowning on him for it, that makes it likely to get some media coverage.

Oliver Morales
Oliver Morales

Because even with padding, they are still small. Here is how busty Nu-lara actually is not as big as the older Lara's but still reasonably large. Now compare them with

Leo Wright
Leo Wright

so why wasn't she wearing shorts tho?
legs are not bad, and I like legs more than boobs

Eli Moore
Eli Moore

being defensive about how long you've been on Sup Forums
post a 2009 /b/ meme you couldn't find on ed and I'll believe you

Eli Ward
Eli Ward

Because this is based off the reboot.
She doesn't even dual wield her fucking pistols.

Jordan Jackson
Jordan Jackson

i hate nu-raider, sucks all the adventure out of the series. like what is even the point anymore.

Benjamin Phillips
Benjamin Phillips

How come people were so much happier in the 80s-90's? What happened
Because everyone enjoyed their own social cliques and didn't mind anothers'.
Then SJWs came

Jayden Thompson
Jayden Thompson

because it would be pretty fucking jarring if the character on the cover bore no resemblance to the ingame character model.
did you even play a video game prior to 2004?
Misleading box-art was something you expected

William Reyes
William Reyes

Even worse, there's nothing sexist about having an opinion in regards to your sexual appetite.

If women don't want to hear that men like specific sexual attributes that doesn't make what they hear sexist.

Welcome to reality you stupid bunch of cunts.

Julian Flores
Julian Flores

Here you go. m.ign com/articles/2008/03/01/ign-presents-the-history-of-tomb-raider

Jackson Wood
Jackson Wood

they are still small
which is not relevant, since breast size is not part of lara croft's character as we established

not as big as the older Lara's
and as you yourself admit here

you are claiming that the actress being 1 cup size smaller than lara croft is bad, but can't explain why. we all already acknowledged that lara croft's breast size is not part of her character design, yet you still think the breast size of her actress matters for some reason.

I'll believe you
the good thing about the truth is that whether you believe it or not, it is still true
you came here after i did, so you must leave

i cited the chrono trigger box art, and you think i wasn't playing games a decade later?

Nathaniel Young
Nathaniel Young

THEY LITERALLY DID IT ON PURPOSE, ITS BAIT

LARA CROFT MOST ICONIC BIG TITTY VIDEO GAME CHARACTER EVER
CAST FLAT AS A BOARD 70LB WOMANLET
PROBLEM? :^)

DONT OBJECTIFY WOMYN SHITLORDS!

Parker Campbell
Parker Campbell

we all already acknowledged that lara croft's breast size is not part of her character design
Neck yourself. Lara croft's breast size IS part of her character trait. As can be seen in every iteration of her character.

Joseph Wright
Joseph Wright

*utterly flops and bankrupts the studio*

at least we made history (and thats a good thing)

Lucas Adams
Lucas Adams

literally cannot recall any memes from late 2000s /b/
continues to pretend she's an oldfag
back to plebbit cunt

Asher Thomas
Asher Thomas

It is. Because studios will see this as video game movies being unviable. Which is 100% a good thing.

Gavin Mitchell
Gavin Mitchell

too bad, it's over then

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Henry Edwards
Henry Edwards

Lara-croft-cosplay
When it is Secret
Operating on layers I see.
She doesn't dual wield in the first game either btw

Luke Martin
Luke Martin

her breast size gets smaller every iteration. you yourself said it. they change it every time because it is not part of her design.

i came from ytmnd during the habbo hotel raids, you came after me. you must leave the site, and do not come back. newfags like you are not welcome.

Camden Parker
Camden Parker

Except it's not just one man's opinion, he's representative of a large number of horny losers whining about this. Did you somehow miss the thousands of threads here crying about the size of her boobs since she got the part? He went out of his way to make himself the face of that sad crowd with his tweet so people are going to take it out on him

Jason Wood
Jason Wood

Give the series back to a British developer. Maybe Rocksteady who make the Batman Arkham games.

David Hill
David Hill

pulls ytmnd and habbo right out her ass
You could not be more of a freshcunt if you tried.
Absolutely pathetic, at least put some effort in

Ayden Diaz
Ayden Diaz

They made it smaller in ONE iteration which is the reboot but it is still sizable. This is a movie based on said reboot, they are copying literally everything from the game (as far as I can tell from the trailers) from the destroyed aircraft scene to her dual pistol bait scene and they don't care to get the nu-Lara right? Fuck off retard.

Hudson Gutierrez
Hudson Gutierrez

NInja Theory pls.

Juan Cooper
Juan Cooper

someone post the line-up

Xavier Thomas
Xavier Thomas

People would have an issue if they made Lara blond as well. Turns out people like adaptions to stay fucking true to adaptions.

Mason Edwards
Mason Edwards

i said them because it is the truth
and you already admitted you came after me
you must leave, do not come back

for the record, i'm not a woman. i'm more of a man than you will ever be.

Sebastian Reyes
Sebastian Reyes

I see you're transitioning into the "Just pretending to be retarded" phase of argumentation so this is the last (You) I will give you

I just really irks me when newfags obviously fresh off the boat from reddit claim to be oldfags. It's so transparent and pathetic

Eli Allen
Eli Allen

How could he be wrong? It's his opinion. He sees Croft as a large-breasted woman. That's what she was for the longest time. What's the big deal?

Levi Perry
Levi Perry

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Bentley Morales
Bentley Morales

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Joshua Hernandez
Joshua Hernandez

She still is large breasted. If you played RoTR, you will notice it and not be a fucking kike and think Lara is a washing board.
I hope this movie fucking flops.

Oliver Butler
Oliver Butler

Now I have to search for these articles and visit each one of them hoping that their comment section will restore my faith in humanity. And I have no clue who this guy is, but props to him for representing common sense.

Camden Martinez
Camden Martinez

THR'S TWEET IS THE SALTIEST

YOU KNOW A WOMAN WROTE THAT ONE, AND HER TITS ARE SMALL LMAO

S E E T H I N G

Justin Murphy
Justin Murphy

horny losers
Hollywood film featuring a strong independent female lead that will make millions at box office
wow I totally see now how one washed up YouTuber's tweet could totally oppress women in Hollywood

Carter Rivera
Carter Rivera

thousands of threads
crying about her boobs
Seems like I indeed missed that. All the threads I see are more concerned about her face and her general body stature of a 13 yo boy.

Elijah Morales
Elijah Morales

i'm not transitioning to anything. i'm saying the same thing i've been saying all along.
i've been here since 2007. you came here after me.
it sounds like you are just trying to make up an excuse to leave because you are a newfag and you know you do not belong here. good riddance.

Jace Brown
Jace Brown

There is zero hype for this mvoie they are creating some. Movie is a flop

Carson Watson
Carson Watson

That qt small Lara.

Jackson Cooper
Jackson Cooper

This is a desperate marketing technique.

They ran 50 odd stories about AVGN saying he wasn't going to see Ghostbusters because he wasn't interested in it.

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Luke Rogers
Luke Rogers

You need to leave, commie.

Julian Cruz
Julian Cruz

BREAKING: Man filmed scalding micropenis with burning oil for amusement of women humiliated online

Nicholas James
Nicholas James

Well he's right. Its a big reason why the film will fail

Nolan Rivera
Nolan Rivera

Is that torso/leg ratio even humanly possible?

Nicholas Torres
Nicholas Torres

She is wearing heel boots so with the appropriate footwear, yes. Most models have the same trait. Go look up VS models when they are on the runway.

Carson King
Carson King

holy fuck it's real images.encyclopediadramatica.rs/a/ae/Atheistdance.gif

Robert Gray
Robert Gray

You miss all the banana memes? His life is actually the best argument against atheism.

Adrian Brown
Adrian Brown

This was the whole pointing of casting a flat stick-person for a classic titty monster character, so that some fuckwit would publicly notice it and then all the clickbait vultures would call him a sexist (incidentally generating publicity on every website for this pointless movie that nobody cares about)

Nathan Baker
Nathan Baker

You would think they would have figured out this doesn't work with the flop called Ghostbusters.

Luke Campbell
Luke Campbell

MELISSA MCCARTHY AS LARA CROFT

HARD TO SAY IF THIS WOULD REALLY BE WORSE, PROBABLY JUST A DIFFERENT KIND OF WORSE

Samuel Cruz
Samuel Cruz

Character has always been a sex symbol before being an actual character.

People need to deal with this. Even her original character from the 90's was seen first as a sex symbol than being a sassy opportunistic rich girl fighting boredom by involving herself in international relic hunts that became conspiracies.

In the new games all Lara does is fall down a lot and keep telling herself she can do this.

Adam Smith
Adam Smith

newfags
pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=335391400

Sebastian Hill
Sebastian Hill

game was literally THE first game to have never ending nude mode legends

angelina jolie was merely a co-start in the original tomb raider, angelina jolie's TITS were the star.

anyone who thinks titties aren't part of tomb raider is fucking kidding themselves.

this is the equivalent of DUKE NUKUEM movie starring michael cera instead of dwayne johnson/vin diesel/john cena/etc

just bad/stupid casting for a b-tier video game movie

Ayden Taylor
Ayden Taylor

She is quite competent in RoTR. RoTR was great minus the somewhat weak plot.

Noah Taylor
Noah Taylor

one random literally who on youtube or twitter makes a video about something
dozens of websites and media outlets make full articles about it and turn it into an event
Are modern journalists really that starved for content and shit to write about?

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Jonathan Cruz
Jonathan Cruz

Duke Nukem being bald would be an issue as well so Dwayne and Vin would need a wig.

Liam Wood
Liam Wood

this is the equivalent of DUKE NUKUEM movie starring michael cera
KEK

JOHN CENA IS LITERALLY DUKE NUKEM, NEED THE FLAT TOP CREW CUT

Bentley Cook
Bentley Cook

Duke Nukem being bald would be an issue as well so Dwayne and Vin would need a wig.

really bad hair would be okay on duke nukem

hair isnt boobs

the first priority of casting the ideal of duke nukem would be CHEST HUGENESS

just like tomb raider

its not sexist, its proper casting.

Parker Adams
Parker Adams

I agree. Adapting a character, you can take a few liberties but FFS at least get their main likeness right.

Andrew Anderson
Andrew Anderson

TJ Kirk said

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Cameron Gonzalez
Cameron Gonzalez

not a single legitimate news outlet (IBTimes is under federal investigation, hasn't paid their rent and may close within the month)
about a e-celeb
posting it on a world-renowned shitposting forum for fans of Korean pop music
It all checks out

Jace Mitchell
Jace Mitchell

What have you got against Korean Pop Music?

William Flores
William Flores

Boob Raider
lets give the lead to a woman with among the worst boobs I've ever seen
Jolie was a fit so it's not like it's an impossible job to find someone

Jace Wright
Jace Wright

You don't even have to find a titty cow. You just have to NOT hire a goddamn airport runway.

Ryan Moore
Ryan Moore

what's going on here?

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Cooper Gonzalez
Cooper Gonzalez

They tried to make every model do the same pose so you can compare them. The skeleton for the nu-Lara model isn't made for that pose and forcing that particular pose made the skeleton distort.

Brandon Anderson
Brandon Anderson

The Amazing Atheist says thing
The mainstream media reports on it like it's news
This is clearly the PR team for the film trying to find literally anything to generate buzz with. Still is shameful to the state of media, it's almost as bad as if you had the New York Times reporting on what a particularily noteworthy tripfag said.

David Sanchez
David Sanchez

you wanna hurt me? go right ahead if it makes you feel any better, i'm an easy target, yeah you're right i work out too much i also listen too much. i could be a cold hearted atheist like you. but i don't like to hurt peoples feelings. you think what you want about me, i'm not changing. i li- i like me, my friends like, my fans like me. cause i'm the real article. what you see is what you get.

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Ian Wright
Ian Wright

Those are still DD, easily, in the videogame pic.

Leo Young
Leo Young

Wow, she is one powerful jew. Anyone know who she's related to? Because I can't believe she got cast in anything with a body like this and isn't someone's niece.

Lucas Richardson
Lucas Richardson

Whats not to love. Big titties just means 2 more reasons to buy a ticket now i have 0 reasons.

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Jeremiah Carter
Jeremiah Carter

have boobs so small you cant even fill the A-cup requirement of nu-lara

l o l

David James
David James

Vikander is cute for an Indian

Jaxon Clark
Jaxon Clark

the hero Sup Forums needs....

the hero that Sup Forums doesnt deserve...

yes, hes a fucking white male....

and a banana connoisseur....

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Jonathan Kelly
Jonathan Kelly

What's the fetish called for exposed frontal butt cheeks? Cause I'm pretty sure it's one of mine.

Ayden Ross
Ayden Ross

SHES SWEDISH BIGOT

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Hunter Price
Hunter Price

sounds fucking stupid

Evan Ward
Evan Ward

Yeah "fans" slam him. Sure Maxim, I believe you.

It's totally not that Hollywood producers want women to look more and more like little girls/boys to get people more accepting of their "preferences" over time, so they don't end up like Spacey.

Camden Hall
Camden Hall

Cuz it was the entire goal of this movie, to replace a White beauty with a hideous ratlike kikess. Of course media yids are gonna flip their lids.

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John Cox
John Cox

LARA CROFT WITH HER BIG TITS AND NARROW WAIST CREATES AN OBJECTIFIED UNREALISTIC BODY IMAGE FOR STRONG WOMYN

ITS PATRIARCHAL SEXIST MISOGYNIST SHITLORDERY

HIRE A FLAT STICC RECTANGLE
P O W E R F U L

Adrian Smith
Adrian Smith

cast white girl as japanese character
this is bad
cast flat nothing as titty monster
this is good?

come on feminuts, get your logic consistent

Adam Gonzalez
Adam Gonzalez

looks like she's in her late 40's
only 32

holy fuck, what are you britons doing?

Liam Diaz
Liam Diaz

I looks almost exactly like that except I have more thicc thighs.

Brayden Walker
Brayden Walker

So they write articles about ONE youtube comment now ? wtf is wrong with media ?

Brayden Evans
Brayden Evans

much hotter than the original

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