I am sick and tired of your toxic attitude towards women and the society that forces itself upon them. Fuck you, you sexist, racist, Trump voting pieces of shit. When Hillary wins the election, I will shove it in your faces on both my site and this garbage board everyday of her Presidency. You will know no peace and will be purged from my site and the safe spaces you scum find refuge. Have fun.
#Hillary2016 #Cracked #DavidWong
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We neither care about your site nor want to go on there except as a means of pissing you off.
Clearly it's working.
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kys leftist faggot.
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>how-men-are-trained-to-think-sexual-assault-no-big-deal
If there was any chance you'd ever get ad revenue from me, it's gone.
>When Hillary wins the election
I'm afraid I have some bad news for you...
Literally who from literally where
Hillary has spent millions on CTR to take over the politics subreddit and to support sites like Cracked. For a couple hundred thousand, of maybe even less, she could have bought Sup Forums instead, using the power of kek memeology for herself. Guess she's not too bright.
>Implying Sup Forums wins elections
*Cough* Romney *Cough* *Cough*
This isn't twitter you gook. Hashtags aren't supported here. You can stay all you want, and by all means, participate in intellectual discussion; but you will never, ever destroy the will of the Sup Forumsack. Fuck you and your """"""News"""""" """"""""Site"""""""". Go back to your cubicle and jack off to some more 3D Hentai bullshit.
Fuck you
I hope no one thought someone as stale as romney would win against a bombastic nigger
I was really sorry to hear about your uncle Sum Ting.
Delusional Wong thinks his terrible article can make the people of Sup Forums - they're great people - stop supporting me. Sad !
>Wasn't here last election cycle
Wew.
suck a bag of dicks
you're worthless. just kys
You just reminded me that I used to go that site. This is actually why I stopped reading Cracked.
Too much huehuehue drumpf is ebill and muh soggy nist DDDDD:
Sup Forums was crazy about Romney. Nothing comparable to our current worship of Trump, but yeah, Romney threads were the shit.
Pic related is an accurate representation of Sup Forums four years ago, when Romney lost.
cracked copypasta:
Old-School Cracked:
>Five Times We're Sure George Washington Got Help from Aliens
>Seven Gaming Urban Legends that Turned Out to be True
>Six Reasons Groundhogs are Secretly Terrifying
2013-2014 Cracked:
>Seven Gaming Urban Legends that Turned Out to be True (Part 5)
>Nine Everyday Inventions We All Use (That Were Actually Invented in Other Parts of the World)
>Five Things Men Don't Realize Women Think About When You Hit on Them
Post Gamergate/Nu-Cracked:
>Seven Things Men Need to Understand in 2016
>Six Reasons Transwomen are Secretly the Backbone of Nerd Culture
>Seven Reasons the Battle for Gay Rights is Still Just Beginning
If you're really the guy who wrote this then I'm going to beat you with a fucking nightstick.
Goddamn this is like seeing grandpa in his last days with tubes sticking out of everywhere and he thinks it's 1948. Once SJW disease reaches full term it's really hard to watch.
> When Hillary wins
How can one man ...
... be so Wong?
>YYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH!!!...
Ya but kek knew Obama had to win or we would have had to deal with Bernie™
Advertising. Fuck off. Reported.
>This
Exactly why I stopped reading that garbage. It used to be interesting. Now every other article is Trump is a nazi, ahhh!!
So glad I stopped reading your shit site. Not like its even the real David Wong, but still.
David Wong is the most limp dicked cuck Ive ever read, a self hating loser who bashes his entire sex in order to get laid.
You are the reason Cracked is failing. You are the reason it is no longer a comedy website. And when liberal socialist morons like yourself get BTFOd by Trump, the tears of you and your ilk will give me a more blissfull experience than a lifelong orgasm. You cant even get an orgasm without your own hand and the sight of a woman being 'pleasured' by muslim refugees.
Fuck you.
I had to google if the 2016 articles were real because they sound like something they would write
Lmao what is this drivel
I remember when Cracked only had three shitty writers, even Seanbaby kind of sucks now, not that he actually writes anymore.
Here is the archive if someone wants to read cancer.
>cracked
SAGE
Your website is bad, and you should feel bad. When Trump wins, I won't spam you daily, your cucked existence is of no importance. You've surely backed the wrong pony in this race, could even say you're on the wong side of history.
>pic related
>giving clicks to clickbaters
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I wouldn't suggest it, it's obnoxious as fuck. I'm not sure why the left is so obsessed with telling men in western nations to stop being rapists for not begging forgiveness if they look in a woman's direction when they worship brown people who literally rape women to death or rape women and then kill them for being raped. You have bigger fish to fry, assholes.
i kek'd a little
Reported, saged, hidden, and reported to the FBI, KGB, FDA, O.T.O, ISIL, IRA, and the aliums are unto you fucker.
Big talk for a fucking white male appropriateping Asian culture.
>... and all of this occurs in a sealed spacecraft floating in the cold vacuum of outer space. Even if she wanted to leave, she couldn't (because of the implications)
Wow, sort of like Epstein's child-rape island in the middle of the Caribbean? Really makes me think...
Assmad leftard. No one cares what you think.
Does your labor captain know youre wasting valuable sneaker making time on a shitty blog site?
Put a loaded shotgun into your mouth and pull the trigger, cuck.
Saged and repooted.
KIll yourself Shill Shit
Fuck you
You know he's not asian right? So flood his shit with stuff about how it's (current year) and he still thinks appropriating asian culture is a joke.
Man I miss when Cracked used to be funny...
>Cracked
>Funny
>Cracked
>Funny
Nope, by 2013-2014 Cracked was already pozzed beyond redemption, pic related. I don't even dare look what it's like during le current year.
Cracked will be dead in 2 years. Who even goes there any more. Leddit does everything you do better. HAHAHAHAH. Sad!
Guys not even Asian. He's a white guy pretending to be Asian.
Cmon man, 2006ish Cracked was funny as hell if you were a 15-year-old sperglord.
This hurts to look at.
Cracked was already SJW about two years before GamerGate. I stopped reading them in 2013 because of that shit.
enjoy your permanent low paid job. Also enjoy your slave prison work in the land of the free...
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btw, witch minority is the majority in american prisons ?
you are what Yuri Bezmenov was reffering to when he talked about "useful idiots"
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Think about this when you become a slave in a prison or when your facing a wall with a firing squad behind you.
His real name is Jason Pargins and by intuition I'd say he's a "nice guy" that dreams about raping women.
Thou dost protest too much