Medieval Europe Risk Thread

Pick a
>Nation
>Ruler Name
*Both must appear in your trip
Read the map if you have questions then ask OP or other players to clarify.

England

I'd play but I ain't gonna stay too long if I did.

trip

Novgorad
Vladimar klitsky

added
are you here? pls fix your name

Adding trip

Sounds better

Byzantine Empire

Manuel Kommnenos

fix your name and you are in

Change Ireland to green and I'll play

Am I gud?

>Marquois Richard I
>France

Her I come boii

Faggot cunt, I want Scotland and Mann. I'll ally with you and will help you take other territories on the mainland.

Deal?

of course
added

You can have Ireland.

Listen you stupid little cunt, I want fucking Scotland, Ireland and the Isle of Mann. If not, I'll fucking curb stomp you.

Basque Republic
Navarre

adding

> Sweden
> King Eric the Third

OK 5 factions chosen (black dot on map)
Lurkers free to claim and roll
Round 1
youre in, adding

Fuck up England, take the Isle of Mann. If he agrees to give me Mann and Scotland, cede his territory back to him.

Nigel, Sir. Would you mind ceding your English territories in France? I seek to unify my country.

Fill Eastern France!

King Eric a northern alliance between us?

Destroy Irish cunts

Take over Spain

Remove Kebab. I attack the Goatfuckers to the East.

Take his territory by force, I'll agree to be your vassal and you can take England and Wales. All I want is Alba, Éire and Vannin.

Sure! Can I have the Finland and the
Baltics though?

Would you be open to alliance? I will let you have your territories back and let you claim Ireland if you help me destroy this wretch attacking mep

Rolling to take Sweden.

I have no interest you stay north of me you can do as you please. Add me to alliances

I invade Finland. Spills go to Estonia.

Denmark, if I can roll move to Sweden

How about an Alliance with your Orthodox brethren?

Prussia
Otto

I was gonna ask if you wanted to help form the Scandinavian Empire. I guess not.

fuck, I am fucked, can you let me have Norway and you get Finland?

We shall conquer all in our way and own the east friend. Add me to alliance.
Roll to fill south into vladimir

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We can ally and form the Ultimate Nordic Alliance, that will shred apart every country that gets in our way.

Deal, but only if you help form the Scandinavian Empire.

sweden is taken, see

A vassal seems like a very attractive offer, so I'll take it. I'm afraid I'll reject your offer, King Nigel. Nothing personal.

Ádh mór, my irish friend.

Claim Wales
attack the english

who's the real king? also how do we form the Scandinavian empire?

I'll take the moors then.

the sweden that attacked you is not the real sweden. this is still attack sweden?

How about we make a deal?
You can have Scotland and the Isle.

Help me take this filthy frog down.

You won't even have to be a vassal.

I'm the real King. To form the Empire we need three members to support it and 4 kingdoms under our control. So if I take over Finland and Estonia we have four, and then we just need one more faction. Until then, allies?

Hey. We're both friends with Novorgord. How about we form an alliance too?

roll please
you too

you be the sheep tonight bitch

Rawling to invade Spain.

Fill Germany
Ok, can I have Norway? I could probably fill Germany by the meantime

So the Byzantine Empire, Finland and Muscovy are in a Grand Eastern alliance now I presume?

Attack Lithuania

God fucking damn it this is why I never claim British nations

cool, just link me on you rolls

why the fuck do you always do this awful fucking map nigger?

>predefined borders

Yeah, that sounds fine. Norway is all yours.

Yep. Denmark is with us too. We won't let religious differences tear us apart, we are great nations and we will conquer the East.

take your teletubies nigger facist army roleplay and shove it up your ass

Claim Wales

No problem amigo

kill yourself abdul

what the fuck do you think you are doing ?

Non-country already claimed it

Don't worry, nigga, I gotchu, As long as I get to keep at lest some of Ireland
Oh shit, lmao, I was gunna help

and wtf abdul, isn't Sup Forums banned in your sandnigger country?

Would you mind an NAP or an alliance? I don't intend marching East.

Scotland, then?

Claiming Estonia and rolling to conquer Lithuania

already claimed

GUYS LOOK AT THE RULES.
IF YOU HAVE A CROWN, YOU ARE A KINGDOM OR EMPEROR AND HAVE A BONUS. I WILL NOT ADD THEM IF YOU DONT CARE TO DO IT YOURSELF.

ROUND 2

How about a NAP with the Eastern Alliance? We could have our members vote on it.

Kill the sissy s*xons.

Tiocfaidh ar la, a chara.

You had your chance, get fucked, Sassanach brocach.

>British """""nations"""""
Yep that's a double fuck you.

Go cry somewhere else, faggot cunt.

Give me Luxembourg bb

clearly its not retardo
attack the english bastards

Attack Wales

Adding this
you may roll

Push the English out of the North!

Novgorod is attacking you

Rolling to attack the Turks again.

>clearly its not
>flag

hahaha go back to fucking goats

pali

Why are the Irish always such angry cunts on here?

conquer more of Germany
Ok, we can have a NAP, I'll have Germany if possible, do you want the Netherlands?
thanks pal, wasted trips though

you may roll

are you actually retarded ? did your mom drink when she was pregnant ?

I finish Finland. Then I move into Estonia.

Continue to attack Lithuanina

Kill Lithuania, excess goes to Prussia

Invade Portugal, spills go to Spain and rest of Europe from top left.

Conquer Spain

I didn't know Prussia was taken. Do you want peace?

A fucking 2? shet
What nation are you?

In case you didnt see me

Luxembourg

Friedrich I of Luxembourg

>be a *nglo-S*xon filth
>the superior Gael offers you a reasonable agreement
>chimp out like all Orange bastards have always done
>get your shit pushed in
>try to accept the initial deal after being a fucking faggot
>"why r u so anger and mean;_;"

Orange-utangs, please fucking go.

lol! Spills go into English Britain.

Sure, an NAP works! I find your offer of the Netherlands quite kind, I'll gladly take it :3

Allahu Akbar!
The U.S. must take Monroe Doctrine now.
The U.S. must withdraw American Forces from all Foreign Countries now.
Stop America's doing its all wars now!

I love American99% and the U.S.

China, Germany and Japan must loosen Germany's, Japan's and China's monetary policies now!
China, Germany and Japan must stimulate Germany's, Japan's and China's domestic demands now!
Japan and Germany must issue a lot of construction bond now!
Japan and Germany must reduce Germany's, Japan's and China's taxes now!
The U.S. must tighten its monetary policy now!
As a result, Dollar value will rise!
The U.S. will have trade surplus!

Japan, Germany and China are evil empires.
Islamists' true enemies are Japan, Germany, China, FRB, top1%, Wall Street, American Military Industry and DOD!
Allahu Akbar!