>I AM NO MAN!
YAAAAAAAASSSSSS QUEEEEN SLAAAYYY!!!
I AM NO MAN!
William James
Parker Hill
Dylan Bell
Except this actually works
Wyatt Flores
based
Carson Young
imagine being this triggered over a fantasy movie
Alexander Hill
you on the right
Asher Butler
> all knowing chad wizard couldn't tell or sense her pussy juice from miles away
Okay okay, we should be thankful that tom din't kill him by accidentally slipping on a banana peel
Caleb Perry
how
it's just as cringe muh stronk independant wymen as any soyboy numovie nowadays
Julian Nelson
>getting killed by semantics
The witch king had a hard life
Justin King
>wizard
>chad
dude, he was a wizard due to being virgin. Pussy juices are totally unknown to him
Jeremiah Wilson
they don't seem particularly smart, the first one practically handed the ring to isildur
Nathan Gomez
99% of movies are fantasy.
Julian Brown
A true wizard knows his weakness
James Edwards
Angel Richardson
>a wizard doesn't know the smell of pussy
Checks out.
Nathan Evans
>muh invincible ghost army!
wtf was tolkien thinking! hack!
Jack Cruz
>better release them of their oath instead of telling them to kill every orc in Mordor
They've been cursed for hundreds of years, they could wait another day.
Carson Sanchez
how so?
and what do you mean by first one, there was only one witch king
Colton Bell
this
the dwarf was the only brain of the party, the rest was there as eye candy
Jose Hill
>triggered redditors can't handle banter
Levi Turner
Because he has nostalgia for it.
Benjamin Ramirez
Nailed it.
Landon Jenkins
embarrassing
Ethan Barnes
shit was no different in a book, it's not a cliche moment if it was written before it became a cliche