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>/who/ presents:
DOCTOR WHO: SHIT TRIPS Vol. 2.5
- The Anthology -
>Are you a true fan of Doctor Who?
>Have you ever written down a sequence of words?
If the answer is yes or no, then you are ready to contribute a literary masterpiece to the third /who/ collection of original Doctor Who-based short fiction, because following the success of Shit Trips 1 and 2, /who/ has started another anthology of wondrous tales. God help us.
This time, the rules will be a tad different, as in we actually have rules now. The stories must be about:
> alternate Doctors (original Doctors, fanmade Doctors, Unbound Doctors, Doctors of wild divergence from canon)
> spinoff characters from audios, books, comics, etc (Torchwood, Erimem, Faction Paradox, Vienna, Sarah Jane Adventures, Iris Wildthyme, etc)
>companion focused stories (stories with the companion facing a threat, or dealing with life, WITHOUT the Doctor)
Besides that, no limits (and your story can be in more than one category above).
>Can still be in any style, whether it's "legitimate writing", "pisstake", or "shitpost".
>the story must be at least 1 word long, and preferably not in excess of 10,000, it's short fiction you fuck
Anyone can contribute, no signups/pitches required. If you have ideas, feel free to broadcast them.
Rest is self-explanatory. Format for uploading your work is up to you, as long as it can be conveniently copied across (and ideally don't spam long texts in /who/ directly). (Pastebin or google drive works well.) And remember to mention, preferably in your work post, what you want your author moniker to be, which doesn't have to be your real name.
Remember, it doesn’t matter if it’s shit, just have fun! Deadline is April 2nd
Parker Collins
no hipost edition yet baka
Carson Foster
Tripfags ruined it
Evan Sanders
That would have been an even worse idea and retroactively makes me like this existing edition more.
Brayden Rodriguez
f u c k
Logan Russell
hello this is the doctor here can i have some food please
Jacob Collins
Best Doctor
Tyler Green
What was your least favourite moment of Doctor Who subverting your expectations?
Matthew Morgan
Just steal a sandwich.
Chase Miller
Feel better!
I have some taco stuffed pasta shells you're welcome to.
You austrailian memer.
Cameron Ross
hello doctor i am also the doctor i am also without food please help
John Hernandez
>least favourite
Moffat revealing that the Doctor's greatest fear behind his door in God Complex was just the fucking crack. (not canon)
Joseph Thomas
hello i am also the doctor and there is no food here please don't not food
Colton Evans
At least I get to meet the Doctor
Blake Gutierrez
where are my crisps
Jose Sanders
Rian is /ourguy/
Nicholas Johnson
>she's actually on the phone
wow who would've thought Doctor Who has better production values for mundane IRL things than 99% of other shows
Robert Cook
I met him the other day. A little subcontinent asian fellow. Gave me meds, didn't poke and prod me, so that was nice.
Alexander Smith
When, instead of going with a "Bill and Missy vs the Monks and evil Twelve" plot hinted at by the trailer and synopsis, instead Toby Whithouse wrote in a fake-regen scene that made Twelve seem more like a cruel jerk than all of Series 8 had, made little sense, deflated the tension from the script, and is the root to every single problem later on in the episode.
Jordan Howard
What was your favourite moment of Doctor Who subverting your expectations?
Austin Ross
The moon being an egg.
Lincoln Baker
>Doctor Who! NEVER shortened Dr. That is horrible
tfw this retard embarrassed all doctor who fans in front of the world
Kayden Turner
The moon being an egg.
Asher Rodriguez
>Dr. That
I'd watch Dr. That
Benjamin Reed
no
Carson Howard
D'oh has an apostrophe in it, Rian
Noah Williams
lol
Samuel Hughes
No no no, don't you see Lym, it was absolutely genius how he did it wrong. He really subverted your expectations.
Liam Sanders
How's Shit Trips 2.5 progress?
Did anyone post any stories over the past day? I wasn't online, so I wouldn't know.
Austin Hill
>The Doctor's Daughter
>is acutally just a pseudo-clone he has no past relationship with and only knows for like a day
Joshua Jackson
the sarcastic "it subverted my expectations" meme is the most toothless non-criticism of TLJ. I've seen it said here daily since the film came out and not once has it been clever or added anything to the discussion.
I expected better of you, Neo
Eli Perez
AND IIIIIF YOU HAVE A MINUTE THEN WE WILL GO
TAAAALK ABOUT NEO AND HIS LOVE NILSO
Christian Gomez
post fatty Doctors
Owen Evans
fuck off
Nathan Martinez
>not once has it been clever or added anything to the discussion
Sounds pretty fitting to me
Jacob Campbell
My favourite Neo TLJ butthurt post was when he said he wished he could "unread" Sandifer's positive review of it
Ayden Johnson
no
Dylan Barnes
>The Doctor's Wife
>not actually his wife
>but The Doctor does get married 9 episodes later
Jason Barnes
Imagine having a decent artstyle and wasting it on fetish pics
Michael King
>I expected better of you, Neo
You really shouldn't have, he's addicted to shit memes.
Blake Howard
>post fatty Doctors
Yesterday's gay fat fetish user confirmed
Henry Johnson
I guess I subverted his expectations.
Alexander Sanders
What were they thinking with that fucking episode?
Charles Hill
That one was fine though because the Doctor's "wife" was actually something cool. Jenny isn't cool. Jenny isn't cool at all.
Camden Long
>star wars fans
Jaxon Robinson
Were any other episodes shot on film aside from Spearhead From Space?
Gavin Foster
To be fair the TARDIS is technically his wife
Jackson Ross
no
Connor Bennett
A lot of Troughton stuff is like 50% film
Juan Lopez
>"skinny prettyboy" being fat
guess i subverted your expectations
Hunter Howard
you'd rather sit in a room full of "Whovians" than a room full of Star Wars fans?
Logan Thomas
The TVM
Nicholas Butler
this, to be honest
Josiah Hughes
Whovians, we could at least commiserate in our misery.
Leo Ross
>doctor who fans
Hudson Jenkins
>Whovians
>not soldiers of the Dalek Empire
GALLIFREY SOYBOYS
DETECTED
Jackson Davis
How could you do this to ten
Thomas Gutierrez
Which classic stories have the best soundtracks?
Ryan Ramirez
He did it to himself.
John Hall
are there any left, besides normies?
Luis Smith
The state of this thread, /who/ should be ashamed. ASHAMED.
Lincoln Robinson
I would, in a heartbeat, and that's coming from someone who fucking hates Doctor Who fans.
Adam Gomez
You want to kiss them at waist height?
Edamame from Gallifrey boys!
This, desu senpaitachi.I don't know, I don't associate with the riff-raff.
Asher Perry
The Daleks
Nathaniel Murphy
Jaxson Watson
We post
James Powell
Oh shit the mobile leaf ban was lifted
Ten would never
This post sent me to the hospital
Jackson Taylor
was there food there there's none here i need fold helps me
Hunter Gomez
This reminds me of fat riker in star trek threads. Fatter riker really.
Jack Price
I brought my own
Jackson Lee
Who here has read Twelve's novels?
Levi Lopez
Lay off the fucking food.
Easton Moore
Yes! Kill the Moon created so many GOAT memes, for that reason alone, I forgive. A particular favourite of mine too user!
Carson Rivera
I haven't. ST3 idea/request though. Physics poetry in 12's voice/perspective or physics poetry "by" 12.
Jose Parker
i casn't lay off the fdood theres none here in the first place to lay offf
Oliver Taylor
You already ate it. You keep eating it but you forget, Doctor.
Jack Gonzalez
no....
Isaiah Morris
>paшн фaйлнeйм
Pили мeйд ми финк.
Nathan Jones
Hy a Дoктop нe пoхyдeeт, и я нe cтaнy нe гeй.
Ethan Nguyen
>Steven Moffat is an alt-right, MRA, Trump supporting, gamergate conspiracy theorist.
What did she mean by this?
Ryder Barnes
archive.4plebs.org
What did he mean by this?
Brayden Lewis
>unironically watching rebeltaxi
Easton Russell
Whom is she?
Chase Thomas
Judy
Aaron Murphy
Jordan Green
Moffat must be one of the only people who gets branded as both far right and far left.
Jaxson Richardson
>not the first post from this IP
Fuck off Judy
Jacob Cox
I wonder if they show or explain how an egg become the moon by use the first rock theory (The Runaway Bride) as example, it will less backlash again it?
Ayden Morales
teehee
Landon Morris
Get in the stream for a sec.
Aaron Sullivan
Fuck off Judy
Tyler Long
Are the Zygons even that good?
Jordan Lopez
Please don't tell me you're seriously asking Judy into the stream so you can ask him about his "ST2.5 progress"
Brayden Wilson
and with this post you have revealed yourself as the third goblin
Michael Jenkins
Brayden Nelson
I'm working right now, this week still busy with the 10 days st Patricks day booze romp
Aiden Scott
Fuck off Judy
Thomas Thomas
3 hour nap /who/
dont forget to wake me up