All week I've been taking up the time of every Clinton supporter I know

Pretending that I'm on the fence about to vote for her. In reality, I already early voted for the candidate with the divine mandate from the Lord Jesus Christ (Donald J. Trump, Esq.). I am playing up my indecision constantly. As a result, approximately 29 post-college age fucktards who otherwise might be doing something to support Shillary are writing Faceberg messages exceeding the max length during prime Good Goy Volunteer Hours.

I pull the same shit with CTR on here too. It just tickles my dick purple to know that I'm making them try to convince someone who already voted.

Also: Who would Trump's Pokemon team be? I bet Barron could set him up with a pretty strategically balanced set of six.

Bretty gud keep it up

Rhydon.
Machamp.
Magmar.
Taurus.
Golem.
Weezing.

Don't know why they just seem like trumpy choices.

I feel like Trumps team would include some exquisite-taste Pokemon like Persian, but also a powerful starter-type that can relate to the good hardworking people of America, like Blastoise.

Don't you kinda need Fairy these days? I don't play competitively but I assume this is the case since it's the new Type.

I wasnt making a balanced team I was just putting what I think Trump would have. Think likee brock with all rock types, those pokemon just seem trumpy.

Braviary for sure

Also he would ocaisionally swap out magmar for arcanine and golem for onix.

Oh yeah, obviously this little guy would lead the team.

Machamppppppp is a perfect pokemon for trump lel

Good call. What starter would trump choose from the whole pool? I'm thinking either blastoise or weirdly typhlosian. Trump anime with him battling his way through jeb's squirtle, ted's raticate and ben's snorlax to defeat team Hillbot when?

I do the same thing with Jehovah witnesses.

You're based my man, keep it up

That's pretty awesome desu senpai, keep up the good work

Thread deserves kudos, OP is momentarily less than a faggot

T. foreign cunt

You glorious bastard, OP.

Whatever it would be, would include pic related

My nigga

Yrou know everyone else on your Facebook can see those too? Might be counter productive if any of them are convinced

Mewoth for the pay day
Dugtrio for dig
Alakazam for barrier
Gengar for dream eater
Nidoking for earthquake
Dragonite for hyper beam

>Braviary
>Ludicolo
>Unown M
>Unown A
>Unown G
>Unown A

>unown
you fucked it up

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