Questionable Content thread

Goddamit Jeph, you had one job......

so will they fuck or what

Patreon wants the ship to sail......I don't see why not.

Is Skullmaster a chick?

They will fuck, eventually.

"Will they fuck?" Is how he keeps his readers. Even if the answer is alwaydls yes.

That's the loli that the "fat" messy geek is in love with, right?

It's Sam, Marten's, for all intents and purposes, stepsister.

You can't just have them fuck, the pure love of a fat, bitchy dyke and her Amazonian robot has to be slowly cultivated and developed over 300 or so not necessarily contiguous strips before shitting the bed on the ending because you accidentally put the emotional climax of the arc way before the actual fucking.

>Even if the answer is alwaydls yes

tell that to faye and marten, which was the set up ship for the first 1500 or so comics.

Jeph's style is to not show it and discuss it after the fact. He'll cut away from the two characters for weeks and then Dora or somebody will say something like, "I'm so glad you got together six months ago!"

I was referring specifically to the tranny-fucking saga, which ended on a flat note because not only was the actual tranny fucking an interlude in a different story arc but Marten asking Claire out was the logical point of catharsis for the readers.

The way he handled it was the catalyst for why that ship sucked. The fact that if he gives Claire even one tiny flaw will send the SJW's into a frothing rage.

The tranny was the worst shit that could happen in qc and fucked everything up for brownie points.
Jacky haqq should just start drinking again,at least the comic would be tolerable.

The sad thing is that he's been fairly consistent in showing that Claire can be kind of a dick. Given her past actions, making her a well meaning busybody would fit perfectly as being an actual flaw but framing it in such a way that those inclined readers could excuse it.

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Perfect.

I see what you did there.

I swear, half the fucking town has a key to the apartment.

At some point, I imagine that Marten just gave up and stopped locking the main entrance and locked every material possession he cares about in the closet behind a deadbolted door.

Anyone else remember when this was a comic about a guy looking for a band, his best mate, his robot and the girl he wanted to bang, filled with music references?

I'm just sitting here wondering if Jeph will make it to Page 10,000 and what an unrecognizable mess the comic would be by then.

Marten does not have any material possession, he transcended this mortal plane. You're beautiful isn't just a meme moment, it's the moment when he realizes there's an evil God in his life and all he can do is play along, hide in his memory, pray for the god to either forget him and let him enjoy the sweet nothingness oncev again, or alternatively stab his hand to give him a brief respite.
Marten may be 2d but he plays 5d chess.

does a mindfuck count?

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I hate that there are people with enough depth of knowledge of qc to make edits like this.

What will the progressives of 2042 be into, and will Jeph cater to them or the burnt out 60+ year olds he and his core audience will be?

Do not read Questionable Content.

How about the entire Walkyverse? Should I read that?

No.

I want to fuck Skullmaster

I always used to say that he should dump all the mundane bullshit and just make a sci-fi comic instead. Then he made Alice Grove...

Since when is she a bulldyke anyway.
What even happened

She got a job at an illegal robot fighting ring and hooked up with Bubbles there. That's what happened.

I'm really glad that he described the woman as "super cool", I was worried that Skullmaster might be problematic or something

Different user here. Damn I'm glad I stopped reading this tripe

The music references seem to be making a bit of a comeback.

It was a very quick transition too:

#3005 - She shows up and gets a job at the robot fight land.

(26 weeks of comics pass by)

#3136 - Oh wait, she's working with tools and stuff, let's buff her up and give her a [current year] haircut.

Rare credit where it's due, panel one nails it showing a depressed woman coming to terms with the fact that she fell in love with a giant red dildo.

When will Marten fuck his sister?

This is the only porn that gets him angry and I find that hilarious.

When Hackques stops getting financially fucked by his ex-wife.
So never.

>tfw no thicc muscular robot gf

Punchbot is a treasure.

Perhaps he should never have mentioned it since that just set it off more.

But that's fairly reasonable.

Oh god, this is one of those Cards Against Humanity moments where I laughed but it's so horrible to do so at the same time

It's a tie between him and Gary as my favorite robot.

It's even worse. Soon enough he will be financially fucked by two ex-wives.

I know Sam isn't going to be hurt by Bubbles holding her like that, but it seems like sort of a strong reaction to a kid.

I like how the pink robot turned super evil in such a short amount of time

I guess the idea she would have cut her hair to be cooler and safer around welding and machinery all day is out of the question?

I'm surprised she can still shout while being strangled by her I jacket. I guess she probably doesn't weigh as much as I do.
Why would you ever do that? I didn't, and it worked out fine for me.

...did YOU ever fuck the robutt?

That's probably why she got the cut, in the one panel with the welding mask she has her hair in ties. Also, I don't think there is much correlation between being queer and side cuts, but then Jeph basically gave her the cut before hooking her up with a girl. So, I guess Sup Forums was right?

Meh

Why?

I thought he was a tranny now?

No. He just added a different kind of hole.

why does faye have a boob scar?

Breast reduction

She stabbed her boob after getting drunk and depressed.

this is a joke, right?

The joke is Jeph gets paid for this shit