I just finished watching Big Mouth. Where was my hormone monster to rescue me from internet porn...

I just finished watching Big Mouth. Where was my hormone monster to rescue me from internet porn? Did I get stuck with that disabled hormone monster?

wait you havent actually seen your hormone monster yet?
you must be 18 years old to post here

What do you mean? Dont tell me this show says that porn is bad

Fuck off, I'm 20.

Basically. They try to say that too much porn makes you socially dead.

What a bunch of faggots. Dont they realize if men dont release it long enough they get too akward and horny?

I don't think I'm a very awkward guy, and I only masturbate once a month.

BIG FAT MEATY MOUTH

>I only masturbate once a month.
Why do i not believe you?

>I only masturbate once a month.
thats not even humanly possible, u lying piece of shit

I want to ram a fucking rod through the head of the piece of shit who came up with this god awful art style.

>I only masturbate once a month.

this is an anonymous imageboard, no need to lie friend.
pic related

Would you rather an attractive artstyle that makes everybody go reeeeeee pedos?

Yes...

Not him but if the artstyle was attractive id be watching this show

Have fun with your prostate cancer.

This

not everyone is a retard like you

>strangling your wiener makes you a mentally retard
yeah sure thing kiddo

>Basically. They try to say that too much porn makes you socially dead.
that's true though

Art style reminds me of GENERATION O!

What if it's the other way around?
You watch more porn when you're socially dead
So it's not the cause but a symptom

that could be true too. Whenever I feel like shit I dive into porn or food. Sometimes food porn. shame I feel like shit 24/7.

>tfw my first venture into porn as a preteen was googling “People having sex” and getting off to two people making out in some 90s sitcom

Your the retard who is a celibate faggot

I bet you suck a male chicken you fag

>Dont they realize if men dont release it long enough they get too akward and horny?
Wrong, they get more confident and horny. Which is a good thing, porn makes you a beta loser.

I wish there really was a Hormone Monster. Maybe that way I wouldn't have dived straight into furry porn.

It was literally downhill from there because I found gay furry porn the next day.

>tfw my first porn was cheese pizza i found on kazaa when I was looking up girls my age
>tfw two sisters and dad
>tfw how much god damn jail time that could get you now
scary to think about.

They DO realize that, they even made that a point in an earlier episode because that same kid did not masturbate and ended up blowing it at random moments because of it. The hormone monster continuously warned him that he needs to jack it once in a while but he refused to listen.

When he was addicted to porn it wasn't just some mild surfing he was getting into really sick fetish shit after a while and spent countless hours doing nothing but porn to the point where he would run to other people's homes after something happened to his net connection. After he got dumped he used porn to cope and just sunk deeper and deeper.

>thats not even humanly possible
What? That is entirely possible. I have done that more than once though I see no point to the long wait.

>that makes everybody go reeeeeee pedos
But people already do that even though it is just about kids going through puberty

>12 years old
>religious family
>google penis and vagina just to know what they looked like
>looking at wikipedia articles and shit
>dad finds out somehow, probably had some child monitoring shit on the computer
>tells me "I know what you've been looking up and we need to talk"
>gives me a "what you're doing is wrong" talk without directly mentioning anything
>tell him I just wanted to know more (the puberty shit at school only had crude drawings which don't cut it)
>he got mad, thought I was lying
>I wasn't, so it was a stalemate
>didn't realize at the time he thought I was looking up porn

>feel uncomfortable and guilty seeing nudity ever since
>have never used porn to fap
>grew up getting off to the thought of friends getting off
>didn't think it was gay