>"What if HE wasn't just a story?"
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP
>Cthulhu emerges from water
>Tom cruise is looking up with a shocked expression while he's taking off his sunglasses
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>Music by Hans Zimmer starts playing
>"We've known about its existence for years"
>shot of Tom Cruise running
>Vin diesel is talking with Dwayne
>"Looks like we've got one mother of a fish on our hands"
>Vin Diesel smirks
>Music gets even more intense
>shot of Tom Cruise running with Ana De Armas dressed scantly
>Army men and tanks shooting at Cthulhu
>"HE'S TOO STRONG, WE AREN'T EVEN SCRATCHING HIM!"
>buildings collapsing everywhere
>shot of Tom Cruise holding onto a missile as it flies through the air
>"Benji could you please open the missile DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!"
>shot of Vin Diesel driving his dodge charger r/t 1970 into Cthulhu's face in slow motion
>music intensity at its peak
>black screen as soon he's about to hit him, music goes quiet
BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>title fades in
>C T H U L H U
>cut to Kevin Hart signing a cheque for his last payment on the house
>cheerily walks out front door and puts cheque in mailbox
>giant tentacle slams into the block behind him, demolishing his house
>horrified look on his face as he hears the destruction
>turns around
>"AW HELL NAW I KNEW I SHOULDNA HAD SUSHI FOR BREAKFAST!"
"What if HE wasn't just a story?"
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11/10
great payoff
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WAAAAAAAAAAA!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Unironically would watch this.
>"AW HELL NAW I KNEW I SHOULDNA HAD SUSHI FOR BREAKFAST!"
I think this is the most Kevin Hart has ever made me laugh.
I would unironically pay to have this made as OP described it.
>"AW HELL NAW I KNEW I SHOULDNA HAD SUSHI FOR BREAKFAST!"
God Tier casting
every time
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>>"AW HELL NAW I KNEW I SHOULDNA HAD SUSHI FOR BREAKFAST!"
>Tom Cruise on the same screen/set as Pleb Diesel
never
HOLY SHIT HAHA
Whoops forgot to tick the spoiler box. Sorry mods.
OP here I posted this fucking thread at work what the fuck
heh nothin personel kid
samefag
>Tom Cruise looking shocked
>Tom Cruise running
>Tom Cruise running
>Tom Cruise holding onto a missile as it flies through the air
This movie checks out. Would violate my theater's no singles policy to watch it.
seething
>"AW HELL NAW I KNEW I SHOULDNA HAD SUSHI FOR BREAKFAST!"
>shot of Vin Diesel driving his dodge charger r/t 1970 into Cthulhu's face in slow motion
So it's somewhat faithful to the source material? I'm cool with that.
>BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
just kinothulhu my shit up
>"Benji could you please open the missile DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!"
keked
>IN A WORLD
>Welcome to the jungle starts playing
>WHERE THE MIGHTY CTHULU HAS AT LAST AWAKENED
>*ear shattering fart noise*
>Tom Cruise looks out the window and sees cthulu lumbering across the city
>He has a flashback to Russell Crowe saying (this was 15 minutes earlier in the movie), "If you gaze upon the cthulu you will be stricken instantly by complete insanity!"
>AHHHHH! I AM GOING INSANE!
>Cruise runs out into the city naked, screaming, his descent into the depths of insanity just beginning
>2 hours and 45 minutes of cthulu destroying a city with brief checkups on the status of Tom's character until madness utterly consumes him
>Tom Cruise sacrifices himself to Cthulu but fights his influence and absorbs his power
>Tom Cruise becomes the new Cthulu
>We May have to call upon him for new adventures
I unironically enjoy this unexpected cover
list ten movies with trailers like this
you can't
Looks kino tbqh
>Tom Cruise looking shocked
>Tom Cruise running
>Tom Cruise running
This. He should play just like in "The Mummy". That "what the fuck" face whole the movie. If someone would ever want to make Cthulhu movie, Tom Cruise is a must. There is no sense without him.
fuck you Sup Forums for getting me hyped for imaginary movies that I can't watch
it's Stars 5 all over again
>AAAAAH! I'M GOING INSANE! AAAAAAAAAAH
Where does Gillen come in?
>post-credits scene
>Cthulhu having a warm shower after the day's work
>steps out and grabs a towel
>a figure steps out of the shadows
>Cthulhu turns around
>"You think you're the only cosmic entity in this plane? Cthulhu, you've become part of a bigger universe, you just don't know it yet."
>"ROOOAHHRR"
>"Bill Wilson, CIA."
>"Roarghhrr"
>"I'm here to talk to you about the Big Guy Initiative."
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>>Music by Hans Zimmer starts playing
then what was brap?
The guy speaking at the beginning sounds a bit like Napoleon Dynamite which is what makes this so much funnier.
Needs more ear shattering fart noise.
>"I'm putting together a team"
>shot of Tom Cruise holding onto a missile as it flies through the air
like this?
yep, but Cruise would insist to be real shot. He wouldnt "miss" that stunt, would he?
My favourite fucking movie of all time user
>"Benji could you please open the missile DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!"
This is the line that really got me
Just like Lovecraft would have wanted.
You forgot the post title tag to end it with a bang
>Everyone is struggling and being beat back by Cthulhu
>”Miss me?”
>Reveal of cgi Paul walker with sci fi gun
>Takes aim at Cthulhu in the center of group shot of the main characters
>*music bang cut*
>pic related
>shot of Vin Diesel driving his dodge charger r/t 1970 into Cthulhu's face in slow motion
>Welcome to the jungle starts playing
>not a slow airy female cover of Welcome to the Jungle with light piano notes
Lovecraft does say that you would know them by their smell
> Establishing aerial shot of some fucking city
> cut to black
> vague pronouncements that could mean anything
> cut to black
> shadow under water
> trailer starts blinking at you rapidly while the thing moves faster
>BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>shadman
only decent pic he's done
Unironically sounds kino.
It’s why we lurkers always lurk
Fucking r9k
>"Benji could you please open the missile DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!"
kek
That's where you're wrong
nah most of his stuff is quality
>shot of Vin Diesel driving his dodge charger r/t 1970 into Cthulhu's face in slow motion
I would pay gopd money to see that.
How far are we into culture postmodernism? Because I want to see these unironic ironic unironical AAA flicks right now.
>Shadman
>theater with aisle down the middle
what is this some gay shit so no one can fight over who gets the middle seat?