What if Kirk Langstrom used Flying Fox DNA instead of Vampire Bat DNA?

What if Kirk Langstrom used Flying Fox DNA instead of Vampire Bat DNA?

Isn't DNA a bit more complicated than just splicing in some genetic code of animals into a formula to become a man bat or something

He would be adorable

>implying comic books aren't realistic

Yes but this is pretend

this is DC universe we are talking about

>Batman, thank goodness you've arrived

>we have been getting calls all night about a huge... what's with the groceries? Ran out of grapes?

>No, Jim.... bait.

Nah, it's easy. You just gotta, like, grab some DNA from here, grab some DNA there, and put 'em together in a beaker thingy. Then, ya just gotta give it a little shake and drink it when it turns into a strange color and bubbles.

God, it's like you've even went to science school, dummy.

Send him to prison for stealing all that fruit

>oh, officer! it was unbelievable! i've never seen anything so- so CUTE!

then how does Bane work?

You forgot the Tesla coils and the big Frankenstein switch

With DRUGS and tubes to a lesser extent.

I dunno extensive cardio and weight training exercise?

Yeah, you gotta get lightning to zap the shit outta the DNA thingy in the beaker thingy.

Only She-Bat used Vampire Bat dna

The thumbnail made it look far, far bigger than it actually was, and now I want a bat kaiju.

And wouldn't there be horrible side effects from being mutated into a monstrous
human/animal hybrid and back?

>he hasn't perfected DNA experimentation

Get on my level

He would look very yiffy.

look at the bat in the op. That's clearly vampire inspired