Dick And Morty
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Well, I guess it's time for this again.
>that morty
I shouldnt want this, but I do
i just can't wait
a rick and morty porn parody should be about incest and multiple partners of the same person/s
Now if only they can get to that steven universe and loud house porn parody
I got to the Mr. Meeseeks part and called it good
MORTY, UURP,
YOU GOTTA LICK MY BALLS
MORTY!!
w-wait a second...
>the file name
me too user, me too
>su
>nothing but lesbian orgies and greg MFFFF
that's what people said about the Brady Bunch
give it up it ain't never gonna happen
and Steven!
You need a high IQ to jack off to this
>21 year old fat guy and tall flat MILF
Sorry, that's just too much for me.
Hahaha
jesus fucking christ
>they cast the thickest black qt for Garnet
>qt shortstack for Amythest
unnfffff
0:40
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IM PICKLE DICK
>his fucking face
hahahaha this is amazing
But does Rick fuck Morty is what I wanna know
Does Morty lick Ricks balls and jerks him off?
The Woodrocket Strokemon parody was creepy.
I will be severly disappointed if this doesnt happen.
Aw jeez.
Still not as disturbing as the german E.T. porno film..
>not spongeknob
I can atleast fap to pikachu, spongebob was so creepy it was an instant boner killer and the only reason why i watched the whole thing was of morbid curiosity
No, it is only Rick and the the green chick having BJ and vajayjay with minimal roleplay.
Is that the one set in victorian times?
>they could clearly have made spongebob look more appealing
>Nah fuck it, lets make his costume look as disturbing and grotesque as possible
I wonder what it's like to be part of the design crew in these porn parodies, they seem like they have fun
Yes, that one.
It seems fun, and from what i can tell they make the costumes dirsturbing and memorable so people with a weird sense of humor watches it, and because they can sell merch likes pins of said characters
The actor playing Morty is not a porn star so no
>"I want to make a porno where I get to have sex with an alien"
>"And it's going to be based on the hit Spielberg family-film blockbuster E.T."
>"And I want the starring actress to wear an outfit that makes her look like she's made of human shit"
This
still holding out for a tmnt 2 where the turtles fuck April
The one by dreamzone is ten times hotter 100 times when you realize the actress playing et in it is a girl from that sci fi show about making props, her dad made the et costume and she had sex wearing it
Well I guess I'll just go kill myself now.
why the fuck not? since when are porn companies above a grandpa fucking his grandchild?
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>Pickle Dick version only available via pornhub premium
There not it’s the fact they casted a girl know for not being a porn star but having a boyish body as morty
Whats the fucking point then
This can't be real, it's too corny and self aware.
Morty's performance is 5/5. Honestly, if they'd make a sfw show from this I'd watch it.
What’s the difference
There was the one, also by Woodrocket, where April did give all four turtles a handjob.
Their jizz was green.
I know it gave me such blue balls who wanted Casey and April
...
April's an alright PS
That was the first tmnt porn. Alot of people were disapointed that the turtles themselves didnt fuck april.
>not even using a real pickle
It's this scene
yeah but why the fuck would they do that? don't they know that people want to see Morty sucking Rick's balls?
clearly something stopped them
I wonder if they were worried it would mess up her vaginal ph.
>tfw the porn is the boring part and you skip to the story bits, wishing that there was a feature length version of that wacky shit
Wood Rocket parodies are all I live for now.
Is Drax that dude who always wears the kneepads when he fucks?
I only ask because...I think I see kneepads.
What's with the Doctor Who parody soundtrack??
Well... Maybe this movie will be her debut?
She has nudes if you're willing to put forth the effort to find them.
Thought she was rather hot as Jessie in the pokemon porn parody.
>Groot is just a giant cock
Oh god. There several horrifying possibilities here...
>Using an actress known for her boyish body as Jessie
but y tho
YOU CAN ALL STOP STARING NOW!
All Vuko ever does is show her tits, so it probably won't happen.
This picture is sad but I'm laughing.
Are you talking about Chloe Dykstra?
WOOD ROCKET STRIKES AGAIN!
FROM THE CREATER OF SPONGE KNOB SQUARE NUTS
Who is the guy who did the Justice League parody? He actually had decent costumes?
Your thinking of axul braun
The comment replies from woodrocket imply a "Part 2"
>the batman porn parody with harley and ivy
the top and greatest i always fap.
TO BE FAIR
Thing is this shit is canon due to the "infinite possibities"
You don't have sensitive nipples maybe. Mine are not that sensitive either but i still feel pleasure when they are touched.
What was that called again?
The best description I ever saw for this movie was that the femme E.T. looks like a burn victim wrapped in seaweed.
Why does Morty look like Mon Mothma?
>That Morty
Does Doug Jones really need the money that bad?
>Steven Pooniverse
>The Lewd House
the Ivy/Killer Frost/Riddler scene in the Suicide Squad one might be my favorite porn scene of all time
>Its not called "Dick in Morty"
>her familly must be so proud
About time
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Which Cartoon deserves a porn Parody?
The real question is "Which cartoon would be absolutely terrifying as a porno?" And the correct answer is Xavier: renegade Angel
Don't bother it's terrible.
I'd say most live action cartoon porn parodies are terrifying.
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We're long overdue for a Steven Universe parody. I wouldn't mind more scooby doo also.
Dicksters Lap
WHO IS JERKING OFF TO THIS SHIT?
What the fuck ks tyat Rocket
I didn’t know there where women that small
cant wait to see Dick fuck that female Morty
idk it seems hot
As a cameo, unless they have a whiny fatman who beats off to pictures of his father abusing him while covered in a shitty corn syrup sauce, I'm not interested
you people are sick
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to jerk off to Rick and Morty porn. The intercourse is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of sexual drive theory most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's bi-hilistic sexuality, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Jungian Psychosexual literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the anal capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty porn truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's sexistencial catchphrase "You gotta lick my balls Morty," which itself is a cryptic reference to Ellis's English epic Psychology of Sex. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their balls in confusion as Sigmund Freud's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Dick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
>free to watch with a paid pickle dick scene
Steven Universe or The Legend of Korra
I can't tell what gender morty is.
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