I'm putting together a crew
I'm putting together a crew
Grayson Russell
Jayden Johnson
Jesus Christ what is wrong with brits? I assume that since this is a movie, those are their 10/10, holy fuck it’s like a circus
Chase Edwards
daniel radcliffe is aesthetic as fuck (though he is a huge manlet)
Josiah Ross
In one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises.
Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
Parker Peterson
Luna is a cute, user.
Nicholas Morales
we are not as shallow and brainwashed as americans so our movies are allowed to have ordinary looking people in them
Nicholas Watson
Wait till you see she looks now, those britbong genes have kicked in
Easton Taylor
You LIE
Ryan Mitchell
*blocks your path*
Jose Taylor
Looks like she just waxed a mustache off
Andrew Diaz
>I'm putting together a crew
>It'll be known as the DA
>"DEH!" Army
Robert Sanchez
wasn't she something
James Gonzalez
>Not Dullest Army
Joshua Perez
>aesthetic
>deformed looking jew midget
Blake Gonzalez
>tfw the supermodel-tier pretty women that 99% percent of guys go for look totally same-y and uninteresting to me
>tfw only truly attracted to girls that look kinda weird
not maisie williams though that bitch is in another fucking league of ugly
Henry Martinez
looks like a man/tranny
Michael Adams
Same here. I prefer women who look slightly weird over supermodels for two reasons: they tend to be more interesting, and, more importantly, they're attainable
Adrian Price
Line? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight some villains has been very similar to each other, but still they're okay. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series has some consistencies, some of which are the great worldbuilding but lackluster depth in its characters. Or maybe it does have depth and I'm just misremembering...
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; although, perhaps not. I can see how one could think she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. It could make sense. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly not the anti alzheimer's movie it was marketed as, because I can't remember a thing. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, uhhhh
>a-at least the books were good though
"Perhaps"
The writing was decent; the book was alright. As I read, I noticed that every time the author wrote "he who should not be named", she was referring to Voldemort.
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I don't know why I did it in the first place. Rowling's mind is so filled with average ideas because she is an average person, it's what makes her success story so inspiring. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by uh, I think it started with a C?. Anyway, they wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." I don't see a correlation between Harry Potter and Stephen King, but okay. "When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King", just doesn't make sense to me.
Robert Gomez
I can never recognize Amber Heard. Her face has no uniquely identifying features. She's pretty, but so generically pretty that it's unattractive.
Ayden Gray
shit taste, user
Hunter Thomas
THIS SUMMER
YOU
WILL
STRETCH
YOUR
LEGS
Hunter Gray
Juan Wilson
Is that what Cho looks like these days? Nice
John King
Why is Harry's tie askew or tied incorrectly literally 100% of the time? He wears one every fucking day. Is he so delightfully gawky that he never gets it right, not even by pure happenstance?
Jackson Wilson
she's a cute. Harry fucked up bad.
Ryder Baker
When you're forced to wear a uniform in school you'll do anything to stand out even a tiny bit
Bentley Cruz
Hermoine needed bigger boobs
Eli Morgan
>tfw conventionally attractive girls usually don't attract me
>tfw usually go for horse-teethed/man-jawed/odd-faced girls
what gives
Nathan Evans
Laziest opening I've seen yet.
Dominic Cox
Couldn't witches conjure themselves bigger boobs if they wanted to? Hermione used magic to fix her hair and teeth in the books.
Joseph Phillips
>Ordinary
>We aren't shallow like Americans so it's okay if they cast the ugliest fucking people on Earth, because they look like the rest of us.
Jeeeeezus
Parker Jackson
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>d-deh dehst deh dehs deh deh dehough d-deh
"Deh!"
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