ITT modern cartoon characters sure to be today's kids' first crushes

ITT modern cartoon characters sure to be today's kids' first crushes

>another Jackie thread
>life is good

she looks like a rocket power character

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She acts like one too
No wonder everyone hates her

>Get back to your own thread

It's slim pickens since most modern cartoons have shit tier art. Nothing but bean faced noodle armed slightly passable characters.

I'd still fuck them though.

>Make one and leave Jackie be
>Also this totally isn't a Jackie thread, everyone answer OP please

Who was your first crush from tv, Sup Forums? Mine was either Kimberly or Wonder Woman.

This cover brought back quite a few memories.

oh we can do worse than just a Jackie thread
two cutie cancers that taste great together

Jackcifica art please?
Drawfags, please congregate

Sup Forums? Shit, that'd probably be Kimberly.

Sup Forums? Gadget Hackwrench.

You a Ruski?

>can't greentext properly

No, and for the record, I have nothing to do with that cult.

>do you expect anything else from a Jackiefag

it's a combo that makes so much sense, I'm curious why it hasn't happened yet

>just make proper thread already you jackiehater

Because no one likes Jackie

Fair enough.
Frida's the closest I ever to a first.

9/10 art there.

At this point getting mad at them is a waste of time, its much better to piss off the Starcofags

The blue catmom

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I remember my younger cousin said he liked her a lot when I visited the family for Fall Break.

This sweetiepie.

What is it with blondes?

JLullaby 'crushed' her if ya know what I'm saying.
I should just post it and accept my ban.

Why not both?

Just link it

Bitch she's my crush right now

Surely there're better ducks out there

No seriously, why do people meme that she is a mermaid?

>normie bait
>not Hairpie

*memed
Sea theme, scrapped concept of mermaid halloween dress, another mermaid dress in one episode, "chill like an ocean", that all.
Nefcy said that she's totally not, but then changed her mind and said "i'm not sure".

So is this a Star thread or not?

It's not. The thread of an adequate jackiefag was deleted, and now everyone is afraid to make an actual new one.

clarence is pretty hot

I don't know. But food for thought, I wonder how the Mewmans view Humans. I mean do they just have a neutral stance and their vendetta only lies towards monsters or do they also hold that xenophobia to mankind?

Pic so very related.

Either April O'Neil or Gadget. Curvy gals in jumpsuits, man.

>people posting secundary and background characters
Waifufags are fucking stupid. The main/relevant characters are always kids' first crushes. You want a realistic list?
>Mabel Pines
>Marceline and PB
>Nicole Watterson
>Webby from nuDucktales
>Star Butterfly
>Raven and Starfire GO
>some of the girls of Loud House
>the brown girl from OKKO
Only autistic waifufags give a shit about secundary characters like Jackie, Pacifica

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO IN THE RACE WAR STAR!?

Jackie and Pacifica aren't background man
You're thinking like Sabrina or some shit

>someone liked my lewd obsolete nickname for Chelsea

The answer is none of these characters because kids don't watch cartoons.

They are secondary characters that barely get screen time compared to the main characters. Pacifica only got ONE actual episode and Jackie got pretty much nothing in the first season.

>being this wrong

What does it matter if she got nothing in the first if she got stuff in the second?

he's just a salty fuck who backed the wrong horse

Being a 28-year-old man child masturbating to Janna isn't the same as being an 8-year-old real child getting his frist cartoon crush.

Like anyone would crush on Janna

That is Starfire, retard. Her cartoon is the main CN cartoon

>Janna turned out to be an alien
What's next, the Blood Moon turns out to be the ultimate villain all this time?

absolutely not

>Pic so very related.
Literally who?

Melissa from Milo Murphy's Law.

The Aryan race.

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!

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MELISSAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YOU WERE THE QUEEN OF THE NIGHT

He's going to make a whole new generation realize they're gay.

>stacked girls
>very lewd!
>can draw them any time
Life is good

>Mabel Pines
>PB
>some of the girls of Loud House
Maybe PB, but even a kid will be put off by her mad scientist tendencies. I can't see anyone with a right mind liking Mabel, or ANYONE from Loud House.

quite few characters from zootopia are going to be the modern kid's robin hood/maid marian and the stripper tigers, hip gazelle, judy, and nick aren't helping matters

Nope, threesome

My dick...

Kids would laugh at your wee wee.

Judy for sure

Amazing it took so long to post these.

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People love Mabel. Only Sup Forums hates her

>enid from okko

No fucking way senpai, next generation will be the first robophile generation to live out their fantasies

They will not.

Kids don't watch okko

where to even begin with this one

Rad Likes Robots is an episode I'm 100% sure Kid Me would have lost their shit over

I want to cum in that pie

She is unfortunately only in 2 episodes though.

How cute!

Jackie is well defined woman, far better wife material than star ever could hope to be

Pic-related is definitely going to be the husbando of future fem and gay Sup Forumsmrades.

The current generation of kids may be autstic, but they're not autistic enough to like a bland mary-sue shitskin.

You seriously underestimate how fucked up this new generation will be

This

>mary-sue
you need to go back

she's supposed to be cute and petite, not disgustingly chubby.

>a character with no flaw since the mommy issues got canned
>mastered swordsmanship in a couple of months off-screen
>only purpose is to preach morals when Steven isn't around and make him look like a total autist whenever they hang out together

I'll put you back in the trashcan, boyo.

I wonder how many future furries got launched this decade?

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Sup Forums has turned everyone against Mabel it seems. Go look on other sites.

Tell that to Yuki

>implying that kids even know Sonic Boom exists
She'll be a niche waifu at best.

well, this is kinda awkward

Not a cartoon, but still. Goddamn Wonder Woman Is going to be popular with them I think.

I didn't mean just her or Boom, I mean this gens cartoons in general.

>specifically Zootopia and colorful horse show.

The thread is full of niche waifus. Nicole, Star and Starfire are the only non-niche waifus in this thread

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Yeah. As popular as Jenny is, I doubt most people who even saw her show remember her.

>modern cartoon

I didn't mean that. I meant as a waifu currently popular on Sup Forums, Normies don't know her. So even the top waifu's of today might still go unnoticed except for the future Sup Forums crowd.

My first crush was on some bee villain from secret squirrel
Kids aren't limited to main characters