>''Hello user, I'll be your pilot this flight.''
It's going to be a great flight
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>pilot knows me by name
>pilot greets me personally
Sorry, I don't see this scenario happening in real life
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fpbp
WUZ
>that id
why did this picture make me so uneasy?
i would never trust a woman pilot. I find it hard to ride in the car with women
I love Soul Plane
I'd like to request a flight plz
KANGZ
She was probably trained by the best military in the world. I'm comfortable with this.
Yeah okay, I'll take fries and a diet coke. Thanks.
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Oh, no, you won't!
*pulls emergency door open*
She's cute, CUTE!
ITS FUCKING BLACK
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KEK
>sitting in co-pilot seat
wew lad
Nice to meet you Shaniquah. I'm glad to be flying KFC Express.
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>diet coke
Cuck
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>coke
Fat
diet coke tastes good
When did obongo get a licence?
This. Planes fly on mostly auto pilot anyway and unless there's adverse weather conditions anyone with flight hours can take off and land, it's literally a requirement for every single flight.
UK planes mate
fpbp
I'm legitimately surprised a 9/11 shop hasn't been posted yet. I am disappointed in you Sup Forums.
Actually pilot in command is in the left (Captain's) seat.
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Sheeiit.
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Please return to your seat, we'll be landing in just a moment
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bitch that aint no pole
stupid uniform aint even real
get the fuck outta dat cracka seat
you is on in 10
like da fuks wrong with ya'
Do a barrel roll Shaniqua!