It's going to be a great flight

>''Hello user, I'll be your pilot this flight.''

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>pilot knows me by name
>pilot greets me personally
Sorry, I don't see this scenario happening in real life

WE

fpbp

WUZ

>that id

why did this picture make me so uneasy?

i would never trust a woman pilot. I find it hard to ride in the car with women

I love Soul Plane

I'd like to request a flight plz

KANGZ

She was probably trained by the best military in the world. I'm comfortable with this.

Yeah okay, I'll take fries and a diet coke. Thanks.

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Oh, no, you won't!

*pulls emergency door open*

She's cute, CUTE!

ITS FUCKING BLACK

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KEK

>sitting in co-pilot seat

wew lad

Nice to meet you Shaniquah. I'm glad to be flying KFC Express.

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>diet coke
Cuck

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>coke
Fat

diet coke tastes good

When did obongo get a licence?

This. Planes fly on mostly auto pilot anyway and unless there's adverse weather conditions anyone with flight hours can take off and land, it's literally a requirement for every single flight.

UK planes mate

fpbp

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I'm legitimately surprised a 9/11 shop hasn't been posted yet. I am disappointed in you Sup Forums.

Actually pilot in command is in the left (Captain's) seat.

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Sheeiit.

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Please return to your seat, we'll be landing in just a moment

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggg

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bitch that aint no pole
stupid uniform aint even real
get the fuck outta dat cracka seat
you is on in 10
like da fuks wrong with ya'

Do a barrel roll Shaniqua!