>not blackwashed >not fat >not retroactively made queer >not fugly like Rose in TLJ >not a no-name actress, has actual credentials >is actually athletic >pretty cute t b h
It's a shit film, but /teevee/ acts like this is SJW tier ghostbusters schlock when it's clearly the most true-to-source material movie adaptation Hollywood has made in a while. I know the 4chinz likes to hate on anything popular, but stop acting like this is the nth Jewish attempt at ruining stuff from our childhoods. They could've picked a transgender black Muslim actress instead, but thankfully we got this
>so brainwashed by body positivity that you want fat women over lean athletic women >tumblr has won the social war
Isaiah Hall
She has the body of a brazilian teenage boy prostitute
Michael Martinez
really confused by this casting. lets recap the new heroins in franchises.
Star Wars = Daisy Wonder Woman = Gal Gadot Tomb Raider = Val
I could be forgetting some if so fill me in. They all have little curves and are pretty flat chested. do you think this is a conscious effort by hollywood, if so why?
Aaron Ramirez
she is /ourgirl/. you can stop being mean to her now.
I'm not a retard that thinks that body curves come from fat
Blake Moore
I agree with most of your insane ramblings, OP. However there is no other real Laura Croft other than Angelina Jolie on the silver screen. And even the Tomb Raider movies, while popular, really weren't that good and were mearly a way to showcase Jolie.
Vikander identifies as a feminist, and has denounced gender inequality in film:
I'd just made five films in a row, and [Tulip Fever] was the first one where I had a scene with another woman...There's a change happening, and I want to be part of that. You see something like The Hunger Games or Insurgent proving that a female role can carry a successful blockbuster.[59]
On 10 November 2017, Vikander was one of 584 women who have called for the Swedish film and theatre industries to address what they claim is a culture of sexual misconduct. She added her signature to an open letter published in Swedish paper Svenska Dagbladet. The letter contains numerous accounts of sexual harassment, assault and rape suffered by women in the Swedish industry, all recounted anonymously. According to a translation of the letter published by English-language Swedish publication The Local, the signatories vowed that they will “no longer be silent”. Following the letter's publication, Swedish press is reporting that culture minister Alice Bah Kuhnke called a meeting of the heads of Sweden’s National Theatre Company, the Royal Dramatic Theatre and the Royal Swedish Opera
Camden King
>pleb complains about tits >not realising it's THE MOTHERFUCKING FACE
Men want a womanly figure not a 13 year old boys skeleton body. Youre so brainwashed that anything remotely beautiful in a feminine way is repulsive and you crave boyish woman like the fag you are
Anthony Mitchell
Newfig
Colton White
I mean people didn't complain about Jolie's face cause she had the tits. Vikandyke doesn't have either.
I remember seeing that as a kid and I was totally shocked that it was a man. Now when I watch it it’s so obviously a man, and I know this because I can’t stop masturbating while I watch it.
Carson Wood
women want her, men want to be her
wew
Jaxson White
>that fucking push up bra I think I could make my tits look bigger than hers like that
It’s been reported in studies that men who are “attracted” to overly voluptuous female bodies are typically latently homosexual, They overcompensate for their true feelings by publicly signaling their attraction to those cartoonish forms.
Easton Morris
She was picked because she has dark skin and brown eyes and could pass for a muslim, hispanic or jew
the movie is based on the last two games, which used a good looking white woman as the motion capture/character model
they should have used her, or another attractive white woman, not this goblin
What the fuck is she anyways? Ethniccelebs claims she's swedish but I know well enough to believe any of those cucks lies. I only ask because she doesn't look like your typical swedish woman.
Notice how her left flank is completely straight and narrow while her right has a tiny curve to it? Thats her trying her absolute hardest to have a feminine figure + heavy photoshop, perfect lighting and angles and she yet still looks like a 13 year old boy flaring his hip to one side. Face it man you're a faggot
Asher Wright
female adventurer >scrawny waif archaeologist >indiana jones imitation
LARA CROFT >mold breaking, non-scrawny, non-waifish gun toting bad ass, specifically not like indiana jones
nu-croft >generic female scrawny waif archaeologist indiana jones imitation
Hunter Carter
"distant german"
i.e. she's a jew
jews infiltrated sweden centuries ago
Justin Bennett
having parents from a region doesn't necessarily mean they are purely that ethnicity. Probably has Mediterranean in her.
Carson Cooper
They couldn't have picked someone with less charisma to star in their movie, Jesus. She doesn't have boobs, which is bad, but she has nothing anyone would root for.
Jackson Myers
True to source would be big titty bimbo raiding tombs for treasure. The reboot of the game wasnt true to source either. The movie isnt true to source.
i actually love small tits/dfc, but that face is just aesthetically unpleasant would do her irl, of course, but she's not up to par for represinting the ideal of female beauty
Wyatt Baker
>if so why? androgyny
all part of their big-picture "there is no gender" propaganda agenda
Evan Kelly
She is mommy tier tho
Liam Taylor
Not him but there's no amount of sperging I can read on /tv that will make me think she's not attractive. Why even argue about such a thing? If it makes me gay then so be it, I still jerk off thinking about tits and vagine, so if that counts as gay then I guess we need a new word for people that actually like dicks on the people they fantasize about.
Parker Bell
Whether or not you find her attractive does matter, her body type doesn't match Lara and hence she is unsuitable for the role.
I have to agree here and I feel it's a pretty objective assessment as I much prefer petite and small chested girls, call me what you will. I don't really care for the cartoon sized boobs and "thiccc" girls. But, the role is what the role is. Like having a skinny superman. Doesn't make a guy unattractive. Just isn't the role.
Henry Perez
like a post-op tranny
Camden Jenkins
I unironically think it depresses this woman that she is being ridiculed for her breast size, it's one of the most self consicious things for a woman
Zachary Green
she's a nice looking lass. people are being meanies.
holy fuck, i finally get your point. think of this as a reboot/alternate universe with a twink superman
Benjamin Rodriguez
What? She is ridiculed for playing a busty role when she is not. If some twink played Superman, people would have the same opinions.
Liam Long
I like her and her body. Saying she's wrong for the role isn't always saying she's unattractive. I get that she is to some people but I think she's cute af.
Oliver Taylor
So does she fuck the asian guy in this movie or what? I would go see it for that.
Easton Robinson
she made enough from that movie to get a new set of the best fake titties out there if she wants
Adrian Lee
this. only women and faggots care for breast size: real men would fuck every attractive female no matter how flat or titcow she is
Owen Johnson
I hope she never does this. It never looks right and honestly what she has looks right on her and looks sexy to me at least.
Gabriel Bailey
>purposefully cast an actress with no tits or ass when that's the central defining feature of her character in the games and the only reason most people played her
seriously fuck off back to Sup Forumsmblr you fag
Jonathan Ward
It's based on the reboot you faggot
Aiden Butler
>t.flat chested skank
Landon Gutierrez
>attractive female >flat
Xavier Hall
>It's based on the reboot you faggot Correct, you retard. And?
Fuck off retard. Did you play the reboot? Probably not. Just saw a chance to shitpost so you came in to post your MUH reboot forgetting that the reboot Lara was still considered busty.
Adrian Robinson
tremendous pleb really
Eli Thompson
She was picked because she had just won an Oscar and they thought it would bring more people you stupid american cuck
