ITT: Things cartoons made you think as a kid

>Drinking booze makes you hiccup a lot

Hiccuping drunk is a fucking hell you do not want to enter. That shit does not go away for hours

All eels are electric

It can sometimes.

When has a cartoon ever said ell when they meant electric ell?

it does for some, science.

When has a cartoon used eels that weren't electric?

I grew up in an irish american middle class household, huge extended family where everyone ages 16 to 90 were shitfaced 24/7. Never saw them hiccup

Quicksand is everywhere
when has a cartoon had a non electric eel?

I grew up in america im 33 and i have never seen a gun in real life.
its not for everyone and its not always, but it does happen a lot.

Striped crooks.

Seeing pink elephants too
with sacks marked "$"

It was probably a family friendly version of burping. Hell, I heard back then saying "pregnant" was as bad as saying "fuck" during those times.

Little Mermaid

Ah I get you now.

>he hasn't at least borrowed a gun once

You mean prison garbs?
Funny enough, some states do have striped uniforms.

You can smoke a cigar in one puff.
Bowls of noodles are one noodle.
You can but your belly fat in your chest to look good.
Hot food makes you red and steamy.
People get tied to train tracks all the time.

exception not the rule

You specifically asked for an example to be provided that is an exception. I guess you can suck my nuts, kid.

anvils and grand pianos are going to fall on you at any point.
All jocks and cheerleaders are cunts.
If you roll down a snowy hill you will turn into a giant snowball.
Everyone snores obnoxiously when they sleep
All tombstones say R.I.P. on them.
Counting numbered sheep jump over a fence will instantly make you sleep.
Yelling makes you stronger.

I've been shitfaced countless times, but it's only happened once or twice to me.

I almost always get the hiccups when I drink beer, it's awful. I almost exclusively drink liquor or wine because it seriously ruins whatever you're doing hiccuping for over an hour. It even gets kind of painful sometimes. People look at you like you're blacking out or about to puke, but you're not even that intoxicated your throat is just on fire. Worst time of my life was at my brother's wedding, I sweat I was hiccuping nonstop for an hour and a half while everyone was dancing and having fun. Felt like an autistic kid with no friends at his first prom.

A school of fish or swarm of bees can shape shift basically.

Everyone has an evil twin and that evil twin has a goatee.

>with sacks marked "$"
Wait. You mean banks don't use those sacks?

Alcoholic who drank for 9 years and was hospitalized for the DT's, it happens.

>got drunk hiccups once
>persisted for six hours
>after about an hour it just felt like I was being punched in the chest every few seconds
>it hurt to breathe the entire next day my diaphragm was so sore
I wouldn't wish that shit on my worst enemy.

What if you got a goatee?
Is there then an eviler twin somewhere with douple goatee or something?

>vegetables taste awful
Fuck cartoons for doing that to so many kids. Broccoli is amazing.

>carrots are delicious
>drinking milk straight from the cow is perfectly fine
>getting knocked out is the same as going to sleep

It means you're the evil twin.

I don't think so user

>Just be yourself and people will like you

what's that got to do with eels

>Everybody snores or makes a loud breathing sound when sleeping

>Everyone sleeps in PJ's

Apparently 'pregnant' was reserved for animals, women were described as 'with child' or with 101 different vague euphemisms