How would Hank Hill deal with Beavis and Butthead

How would Hank Hill deal with Beavis and Butthead

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Well Hank Hill evolved from Mr Anderson.

How did Mr. Anderson deal with them?

He would put up with them and stop them from doing anything too dangerous.

Seeing them as a couple of misguided youngsters needing direction, he'd offer them a part time job as tank wipes.

Then he'd immediately kick both their asses for disrespecting sweet lady propane when they laughed at the word wipe.

Kahn's face, tho.

He wouldn't be happy about them hwackin' off in his tool shed, I tell you hwat.

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Murder

Death by asskicking, until his boots are covered with shot and blood.

>Seeing them as a couple of misguided youngsters needing direction, he'd offer them a part time job as tank wipes.
You know, I honestly could see hank trying to give the boys some direction. They are honestly completely harmless, they never do anything out of intentional malice just outright stupidity.

Didn't KOTH and B&B cross over for one scene?

I could have sworn it's happened for like 2 seconds

>shot

1:20 What Hank and his neighborhood friends would do to them, while wearing their boots
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I better question is how long could Peggy sub for Daria's Spanish class before getting BTFO?

>Espa-knoll
Wouldn't even make it through her introduction

Only for so long, until he inevitably snaps from their intense idiocy.


Hell, he snaps almost all the time (not always violently), but he might just kill those two.

He never starts to kick dales ass unless he intentionally does something to upset hank, you have to actually try to upset hank

This best explains Beavis and Butthead sheer level of idiocy
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>after trying to help these two and seeing that their complete jibblet heads. He ponders over some coffee and Peggy makes the point that those two would do anything if girls were involved

>he then hatches a plan to get them recruited by the army with the aid of Bill

>bill fakes a call near the two about a army party that would have lots of chicks. Quickly the boys ask about it and Bill states only army personnel can attend. They ask for the nearest recruitment station and Bull mentions he has a few papers at his place. They sign as quickly as their scrawny hands could let them

>they get on the bus and immediately hit on all the females there. About 20 miles from the training grounds the entirety of the bus get sick of them and toss them out only telling to keep walking on the road and they'd reach the area by sundown

>they manage to walk on to a artillery zone and not realize it until after they see a tree explode and think North Korea has finally stuck first

>they see building and book it thinking there's no tomorrow. They then see a bunker and hide not realize it was the women's shower room. After a brief stint of seeing some sweet boobs, some girl on girl action, and a thorough ass kicking they find themselves back in the recruitment line bruised up and snickering that they saw some chicks naked and they can't wait to do their "patriotic duty"

>they get kicked out in a week for insubordination and a huge number of sexual harassment indictments they leave alone on a bus with no charges due to them mentioning the two girls they saw getting it on were a C.O. and one of their subordinates and that they have video proof that's already in cloud storage

>as they're driven off they make remarks that their now veterans and that they saw chicks get it on and that the army is cool

Angrily disintegrate the two ingrates that dared to enter a reality under his control.
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