Oil

Oil has been found in the Black Sea, in Bulgarian territorial waters.

US pls dont come. We are free people, democratic and with no WMD. Thnaks!

Thanks*

See you soon

We know, we'll just directionally drill from Albania under Bulgaria since we can only invade Muslim countries.

Pack your bags, you're about to go on a vacation to Germany.

you mean russian oil on russian water?

If war mongering Hillary is elected, expect war.

If business man Trump is elected, expect fair trade deals.

Time to bring democracy to Bulgaria

That sucks brah, your gonna get freed the shit out of.

ikr, they're so backward, something needs to be fixed.

Too late

you're fucked get out while you still can

I've read your people have been assaulting gypsies and migrants. Wouldn't it be better if gypsies had an enclave on the coast? We cannot stand by while the innocent are oppressed.

Your leaders will steal that money so fast that it will be either gone or the rights sold to (((private interests))) before this thread 404s let alone an invasion

kek

Urgent deported Russian, otherwise there is the Bulgarian People's Republic. She will hold a "referendum" and will become part of Russia.

you're white, it's okay. you don't see us invading Norway, do you?

someone say oil

Murica wont be coming if you agree to only sell your oil in dollars.

Still, gibs oil. I´d rather the money stays in europe than goes to the shitskins.

French company, Total, found it by drilling. Anyways. Dark times ahead.

DONT WORRY BULGARIA, YOU WILL BE FREE SOON, WERE COMING TO SAVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!

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As long as you allow one of our hand picked oil companies to extract it, we won't need to invade. And of course you must use petrodollars for transactions.

WELL SAVE YOU FROM THE RUSSIANS

FEE FI FO FUM
I SMELL REGIME CHANGE AND MODERATE REBELS

Ok, here's "How to not get invaded by America, for Dummies":

1. Cut exclusive deals with US-approved oil companies, prepare to be cucked and only see a tenth of the profits you should be getting.
2. Welcome to the petrodollar market. Remember, you're here forever.
3. Whenever a Russian so much as sneezes your national reaction must be some variation of "REEEEEEEE DOWN WITH PUTIN REEEEEEEEE".
4. When the previous step inevitably draws the ire of Russia, allow the US and NATO to build a bunch of military installations within your borders to "protect" you.

Hey, Bulgaria. We heard you guys have oil.

>He thinks russians and turks will not come for his oil

did somebody say oil?

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gib oil or else

It's actually worse. He thinks that's good.

Should've stop being russophobe when you could

God damn the A-10 is sexy

That reminds me, most people in Hungary are Russian ethnicity and lately attacks upon them have gotten out of hand, surely Russia should protect its citizenry.

Seems to me like Bulgaria is in need of some freedom and liberation.

Bend over

You need our protection from Russia. Unless you want to be annexed like Ukraine.

BITCHES SUCK MY DICK CUZ I LOOK LIKE A BULGAR

HOES GIVE ME HEAD CUZ I ACT LIKE A BULGAR

Time to install democracy
Obviously your government is corrupt

>Oil has been found in the Black Sea, in Bulgarian territorial waters.
>US pls dont come. We are free people, democratic and with no WMD. Thnaks!


Total (French oil company) owns the rights to your oil. You are getting willingly fucked by the French.

That's got to be some sort of futility record.

Good, aren't you hugely reliant on Russian gas in winter? Could at least help a bit when they turn off the gas pipes.

It supposedly must help, but the french cucked us.

Well that's just embarrassing.

Russians are our brothers and they always cared for us so being with them is good. They also give us the best prices for oil and gas even though we are occupied and their enemies now.
It's the us and eu that is robbing us and because of them we are so poor.

>Russians are our brothers and they always cared for us so being with them is good

>because of them we are so poor
Hyuck.

>with no WMD
Ah, well that is precisely what will get you invaded. Better build some.

We gon free the shit out of you.

GIVE US THE FUCKING OIL NOW!