What went wrong?

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>implying

The turtles betrayed him

He's about as interesting as a bruised squash.

Nothing. Slow and steady wins the race.

he's socially awkward

>race ends with 269-269
>Congress elects Jeb

Bush name is tainted. It's a shame because he was actually pretty smart.

he peaked too soon

he wasn't slow & steady enough

The Abortion.

Ther Right succeeded were the left failed.

They curb stomped their establishment puppet.

The left instead rolled over like cucks and crawled over to Hillary.

>implying jeb! won't surge on election day
>not a slow and steady warrior
>mfw

Hes a pushover and possibly autistic, not the genius autistic but the chris-chan autistic

He wasn't the sharpest tool in the cuckshed.

He entered the competition late.
He didn't take interviews at every opportunity.
He played the "safe" issues.
He brought nothing new to the table.

JEB SURGE INCOMING

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>tfw Jeb!'s gonna make it

Trump embarrassed him.

I guess it was personal, because Trump blames W for letting 9/11 happen.

Jeb, Carson, Cruz, Pence and Christie have all manifested themselves into Trump to create the God Emperor version of Captain Planet.

With Jeb's rock steady earthy solidarity Trump's poll numbers have gone up SLOW AND STEADY.

oh my god lol

Rand Paul for 2020 ?

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He was bullied and humiliated on a global scale. The entire world watched the deconstruction of Jeb.

Jeb was a mistake

He's fucking Jeb!, what do you think?

-Low energy
-His brother wasn't very popular
-People are sick of brand name politicans and there aren't delegates to tip it in Jeb's favor (like the DNC did Hillary)

aren't special delegates*

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