"He's always wanted to destroy half the universe"

>"He's always wanted to destroy half the universe"
>"when I'm done only half of humanity will be alive"

He only wants to destroy half of everything then he'll be on his way? huh?

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it's something like not wanting races from certain planets to get too powerful and threaten other planets, because thanos had his planet destroyed

i thought it was because he's in love with death, literally

he wants to destroy leftists

>He only wants to destroy half of everything then he'll be on his way? huh?
In the comic he wants to impress Lady Death (basically the cosmic force of death), so he wants to kill off half of the universe but leave enough alive for the cycle of life (and death) to continue. Who knows what his goal is in the movie.

He wants to thin out the herd. Makes more sense than the comic idea
>I love death
>I will destroy everything to please her

I just searched the trailer on youtube, why are most of the videos reactions by niggers? Hell, why does the thumbnail have so much niggers when they're nobodies?

because only black people have worthwhile reactions, white people are boring

Nah their reactions are all the same:

>Watermelon
>KFC
>White women
>Avengers trailer

>reaction videos

No. The universe is getting over populated and he wants to avoid ruin

Half of the universe that also mean half of the Earth

is mommy Hela returning for this?

>those aliens bashing the force field around Black Panther's home
How ffed is Wakanda?

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user she's dead, the entire Asgard got destroyed

If Thanos came to earth and said "Yes, I'm going to make half of earths population vanish, but it's just going to be Africa and the Middle East. After that I'll leave earth alone."

Would you support him? Or oppose him.

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>bunch of natives in a field holding sticks
Is this The Avengers or The Phantom Menace?

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kek

So who does Thanos have as an army?

I assume all those heroes running towards the camera in the trailers aren't just running to one bad guy.

So what kind of army does Thanos have at his disposal?

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Quints don't lie.

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SHE'S QUINTS, JIM!

He has like four big boss level goons (you see one of them torturing strange in the new trailer) and a fodder army of what look like mutant dogs.

Loki came back from worse.

well I mean, Thanos had something to do with Loki getting his army in the first Avengers so chances are something similar.

because people don't STFU. You don't see asians or hispanics complain about not being included. Black people need to see black people in a movie to go see it. Disney does enough studies and so on to know this is true. They'll keep excluding other races are long as those races keep buying their products.

obvious win.

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I want to let Hela milk me dry

no he didn't

as an environmentalist eliminating people from africa would do wonders for the native species there. Id have to support him.

lol that filename

They gib him a crew in the comics only to use them in the movies

Are you kidding me? For that I'd sign up in his army of minions.

>destroys half of something
>destroys half of the remainder
>destroys half of the remainder
>destroys half of the remainder
>destroys...

I would like the advice of a lawyer before I answer this question.

going pure environmental losing a few billion people about to enter the population explosion period would improve the globe

that said the land grab with all that minerally rich as fuck land now empty might be pretty bloody

>No. The universe is getting over populated and he wants to avoid ruin

how does a universe become overpopulated?

lots of sex

go back to ancient greece, achilles

God, if you're there, this please.

It's a bit complicated, but here's the mathematical formula:
1d4chan.org/wiki/Eldar + youtube.com/watch?v=6jJkdRaa04g

I'm seeing it Thursday the 26th. It should be a fun time at the movie theatre.

he wants every planet to have about 500 million people so that they're more in harmony with nature

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can't argue with those digits

Anyone doing a MCU marathon? im starting today

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Then he was severely misinformed about the population of Earth if he wants to achieve that by killing half the population.

Oh no, he's absolutely correct.
It's just that he crunched the numbers, and by the time his war ends, and he has all the stones, there will be only one 1 billion humans on the planet.

Why? Does he not realize the environment on earth doesn't matter at all for anyone but earth's inhabitants.

Those spears literally fire plasma bolts strong enough to destroy a tank

this place is fking reddit tier

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>Hulk

his comic motives aren't his movie motives

>Goddess of Death
>Is dead

Pottery

Who cares when they're all standing in a huge crowd in an open field where any aircraft can bomb the shit out of them?

He probably grew up on a planet that became advanced enough to perfect immortality... but didn't account for their population. It grew out of control, and searching for decadence the immortals wasted resource after resource... so Thanos was forced to watch "life" eat itself and become nothing but suffering, from which only death could release it.

That was his childhood, and now he sees the universe growing at the same rate, with technology allowing for such negligence once more. So he will cull it.

He's basically trying to become the Reapers from Mass Effect... just snap his fingers and wipe out half the universe every so often to keep life from stagnating or becoming unbalanced.

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Why doesn't Thanos just enforce birth control?

Thanos is Catholic.

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>cue end credit scene of Thanos confessing his sins to Father Hulk
Sup Forums, tell Hulk sins so he may SMASH them

Hulk is listening

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Really makes me think

How can adult men watch this shit? Seriously it's so fucking embarassing

movie motives are worse than comic motives. I want him to kill everything. my hype is slightly ruined.

>Africa
>middle East
>half of earths population

Not enough people in those for a half, you gotta take some chinks or poos too.

The communist don't live in those places, so no. He wouldn't solve anyones problem.

it's critique on liberals, they don't think they just want half of what you have

shit cgi

So thanos is basically the scientology evil alien warlord

wtf I'm #withThanos now

How the fuck is this possible if he can squash Thors head like a grape?

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Wait, does that mean death no longer applies?

I'm going to jump off a building!

Is like playing with your dog, you know that you are stronger but still play force games with him.
Thanos is amused by it.

Death is just her natural state, as will be yours.

You wouldn't expect the god of fitness to be fat, would you? So why would the Goddess of Death be alive?

He has his children and an army of four armed aliens.

> actually kind of excited for dumb Stark/Quill bants

Fine Marvel you win, it's been 10 years but I accept it, quips are sometimes okay.

Take Russia and the fucking Pajeets and you got a deal.

putty patrol

>making sure Doctor Strange and Thor get royally fucked up so we understand how powerful Thanos and crew actually is

Shit. Part I is going to end somber as fuck.
With no actual deaths, of course

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he's not exerting himself, he's messing with cap
imagine a toddler trying to keep your hand from pushing him down and you just toy with him before doing it

*Record scratch* *Freeze frame*
So you're probably wondering how I got into this mess...

Yeah it's pretty bad.

Leave. Seriously get the fuck off of this board you stipid nigger.

Is Tony going to cuck Pepper and fuck Gamora?

HE destroys the other half on the 2nd part of infinity wars

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So Thanos is coming to genocide wh*te """people""".

Why are we supposed to dislike him again?

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They arent talking to each other you clueless mong.

>knowyourmeme.com
now you may officially end yourself you faggot nigger.

Comic Thanos is the ultimate beta cuck. Literally gets cucked by Marvel's Deathstroke and still is one of Death's orbiters.

based

>Gump Cinematic Universe (GCU)

What other 90s and early 2000s movie characters join his team?

by the expression thanos makes, it still seems that he is somewhat impressed.

>its a newfag trying to fit in episode
lurk more faggot

Nope, it's The Incredible Hulk

Irony

I don't see anything wrong with this desu. He's not like, going to make the remaining people his slaves or something, is he?

Can't he just kill all of the low iq africans, chinese, and middle easterns? They make up more than half the population and nobody wants them.

A lazy metaphor to prime leftists into think trump is trying to destroy them...

As long as the half he kills is brown eyed I don't see the problem.

Too many niggers.