DANNY BOYLE TO DIRECT BOND 25

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Nah it'll be more forgettable shit

boyle is one of the best
olympics opening ceremony he did a few years ago was kino x10000

SOY BOND

Maybe we'll start to get the clinically depressed, self destructive alcoholic James bond like the books?

or...

we'll get exactly what the sub-90 IQ American movie going public want instead; hot women, tits, hot women;s tits, and explosions.

>I'll take my soylent shaken, not stirred

If they make him like Dalton, I'm fine
He was more gentle towards women and more charming than persuasive.

have you seen skyfall?

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>he's going to be a soyboy nigger

>most attractive/rich men shouldn't have sex with dozens of women in movies
>except they actually do irl
?

>being a womanzier is sexist

Where did this meme come from? He fucks a lot of women, so what? How does that make him sexist

Maybe it makes him a dick if he leads them on and makes them believe he's sticking around for more than a night. But 1. he usually doesnt even do that and 2. still just a dick, not sexist

What if a gay guy did the same thing as Bond? He wouldn't be sexist against men

fuck this earth. this is why trump won

Good I hope they make him black and gay too. Just tear it all down I don't care anymore.

And That's a Good Thing.

Holy fuck learn to shop a picture you fucking retard

He won because blacks didn't bother to vote.

That is literally the only reason.

I dont watch movies, i just read books, and tv shows that are not based on books.

>complains about Bond movies being inaccurate to the books while knowing nothing about Bond movies

Dalton Bond ripped a woman's clothes off to use her as a distraction for an incoming armed bodyguard...

This might not be the worst generation, but is certainly the most boring.

What in the everloving fuck?

go live in south africa or the middle east

Do they have good films?

I know.

Connery potato? It makes no sense.

Africa sure does youtube.com/watch?v=KEoGrbKAyKE

I don't like Danny Boyle doing action scenes but whatever, it literally can't get any worse than super cereal Craig potato jump cut Bond.

I liked sergio leone cause the male characters displayed their manhood by not wanting attractive women, but instead wanting each other.

>all black cast
Why is this movie not being as praised as Black Panther?

Not that Hillary was a shitty candidate, no siree.

>still obsessing over Hillary two years later
Christ.

More like Danny Soyle. But yeah sure kill Bond, go ahead.

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Holy shit it's only an hour long why the fuck can't Hollywood make short movies anymore?

>tfw there will never be another wisecracking male chauvinist Bond in my lifetime

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>Films have been suffering from boring plots and medicore action for 20 years.
>People only continue to see the films because they like the character.
>What we need is to rip the core out of the character!

I just can't imagine how deluded you have to be to think like Boyle.

There probably won't even be movies in the next 20 or so years so whatever.

>still SEETHING about the soyboy meme
user, stop.

>their uniform is literally a cry for help
Too bad they're all operating behind 24 layers of cognitive dissonance and self-imposed irony, and will never actually wake up. But I guess that's part of playing 11th dimensional chess; everything's just a fucking big game to your manbaby ass.

>Children: Grace Boyle, Gabriel Boyle, Caitlin Boyle

overprotective dad doesn't want his daughters used by bond

>MAGA cap
>leaf mug

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Bond hasn't hit a woman since the Dalton era. And with rare exception, there's always been two smart and talented women in every Bond film; one good, one evil. There haven't ever been any dunces except Tiffany Case. They've always been on the cutting edge, and either assist Bond competently, or make a make for a dangerous and worthy adversary. Especially since the Brosnan era in the 90's. M does a whole fucking monologue about how much of an asshole Bond is to women in Goldeneye. About as on the nose as it gets.

The idea of the Bond ingineu has been dead for decades. What the fuck do they want? Bond to quit the service and work for a battered women's shelter?

they want Bond to be a woman, preferably a negress

It's a good meme. Describes the left perfectly.

The point of Bond's character flaws is to keep him from being a total Boy Scout/Mary Sue... which he is going to become.

>bond
>less sexist

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They want Bond to either become a cuck or a nigger. They want to dismantle any source of white masculinity.

>They want to dismantle any source of white masculinity.
this

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Bond needs to be asian. Chinese agent that kung fus

People from Alberta are literal retards without exception.

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It's a nice cake. Guy clearly enjoys baking.

He literally has a unibrow.

Who are those sexy ladies next to him? I want names.

that wall cake looks good, wish this confectioner was my roomie

FIGHT THE PATRIARCHY

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>Much speculation has been made about who might be the next James Bond. Though fans have begged for Idris Elba to play Bond, Elba recently said that he wants to see a woman play Bond.

>"Are we interested in having a Bond character other than being a male?" Elba asked. "Could be a woman, could be a black woman, could be a white woman, but I think, that character, everybody would like to see it have -- do something different with it, why not?" To that end, both Emilia Clarke and Gillian Anderson have expressed interest in the role.

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>Feminist Bond
Hard pass

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>third act is bond turning into swampthing and killing vagina hurtsalot with his monster dong

Basically an oxymoron.

Nobody cares about the books, faggot. And nobody likes an emo.

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I fail to see how that affects his culinary skills.

and?

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Then explain why everyone likes Blade Runner 2049.

Seems like a cool guy, this brightened my day :)

That cake is impressive. Any background on this picture, did he bake it etc?

One of the worst shops I've ever seen posted on Sup Forums

>getting this brazen
the left needs to be permanently eliminated before it's too late

How to nose dive your franchise

Because Blade Runner is a slow, noir film about finding humanity in a dystopian shithole. Whereas, James Bond is a goofy movie series about a suave womanizer who fights evil Russians and other villainous caricatures with secret agent gadgets.

>k-kill them! he whined from his mother's basement

Hillary fell down and broke her wrist in the bath tub yesterday. Just to let you know.

>everyone likes Blade Runner 2049.
*citation needed

If it didn't have hologram waifus and sexy synthetic woman, it would have less than a quarter of the small following it has

>no source
Fake news

At least a black Bond would be allowed to womanize and man whore like a proper Bond.
Lefties would keep their little soy mouths shut

>how deluded you have to be
Simple, live in the filmmaking bubble where #metoo is a real issue, Trump is the enemy number one and your status is directly linked with how political you are.

Why don't minority groups make their own ip? People say they need to piggyback off of the pull of another ip, but look at John Wick. Sure it had Reeves as a lead and pull, but it's content is the reason people came back for the sequel. What happened to that Taraji Henson action movie anyway?

>Trump is the enemy
he's dreamy

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>Claims Noel Clarke

I always wanted to be a cake decorator. No homo.

These are really ugly niggers. If you're gonna get someone black to play James Bond, he at least needs to be good looking.

then he's not james bond, if he's not a womanizing suave pussy magnet.

What's with Idris Elba and snubbing Asian women? Is he racist?

>clinically depressed, self destructive alcoholic James bond like the books?.

how does that translate to a soyboy James Bond who doesn't fuck women?
James Bond has always had a dark side btw. He just hides it behind all the killing and fucking.

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>Why don't minority groups make their own ip?
Because that's hard and they'd risk failure. We can't have minorities failing, that would prove the racists right.

>What happened to that Taraji Henson action movie anyway?
Enormous box office bomb. I did not hear a single person talking about it and only saw a commercial for it once or twice. I have no idea why they didn't even bother to market it.

>At least a black Bond would be allowed to womanize and man whore like a proper Bond.
YOu know perfectly well that is not even possible.
Look what they did to Boyega Character in star wars.

For the left black people are just useful tools to be used and discarded.

it's not even about being a nigga or a cracker, the dudes fucking ugly.

i wouldn't have much of a problem with idris as i would with this mothafucka.

Im literally homosex and I liked BR2049 because it told a dystopian pinocchio story very well

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R U ME

>he at least needs to be good looking

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He isn't even ugly. I have no idea why people think he's ugly.

What the fuck are you trying to say? Where did you get soy from that post?

BECAUSE HES FUCKIN GUGLY RETARD. ITS A UNIVERSAL STANDARD. YOU DONT QUESTION IT.

EVER HEAR ANYBODY CALL IDRIS UGLY? NO BECAUSE HE'S NOT, THIS NIGGA IS.

What happened with Nolan?

>fuck me in the ass, but use lube please

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Are you fucking delusional? Look at his weird squishy face. His eyes are bugged out, too. He is plan fucking ugly. He's so fucking ugly, it's obvious. Why are you defending him?

Fuck off, schizo retard. Nobody knows what you're saying.