What does Sup Forums have against The Shape of Water?

What does Sup Forums have against The Shape of Water?

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nothing

They will never get to have sex with a fish monster.

There's no way an old bathroom like that would fill up with water that much and that fast. Especially by just blocking the door with towels

>boning nemo

Amirite

How's the sex scene?

this guy geuvaro makes discusting horror movies but acts like they're supernatural dramas because to him the most visceral horrific things are just day to day because he's fucking spanish

Fish-fucking sets a dangerous precedent for all other would-be filmmakers; "bestiality is okay because that guy won Best Picture for it." Such precedents open the door for normalization of even more atrocities - namely pedophilia. This is how a particular group of people have been bringing down great civilizations for thousands of years - destroy them from within.

>muh immersion

Very graceful

i hate it because they didn't show the fucking fish man's dick

Too much water.

The cat eating scene ruins it.
Fag lets him eat the cat because he's acting on instinct and shit, but that means he's an animal instead of a non-human person. Therefore it wasn't an interspecies consensual relationship but bestiality.
On the other hand, if the fish man is indeed a person, then he's a terrible person for killing the cat, and he's never held accountable for his animal cruelty.

I hate spics and this is directed by a disgusting lardass spic.

If you eat meat then this point is completely moot.

>black sidekick with southern accent
>white male sidekick is gay

It was full of tropes and memes.

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>Those lips
What is this racemixing propaganda?

Their jealous that a fish can get some from a human while they are so inept they can't even get any from a fish.

the premise is completely fucked.

Fuck off Adam you dogfucking faggot.

Because a woman would rather fuck a fish than me and that makes me ANGRY.

Needs more bush.

FUCKING

A

FISH

This. Immersion ruined.

>What does Sup Forums have against The Shape of Water?
It reminds me that girls would apparently fuck a fish before fucking me

I don't eat meat from animals who have bonded with my fucking friends, retard.
I'm also a scavenger, which means I never kill, I only eat the corpses that others have left. Please refrain from equating me with that foul beast from the movie.

>I'm also a scavenger
You sound like a pussy who can't get his hands dirty.

And you sound like a fucking caveman that would eat a cat and fuck an anthropomorphic fish.

>Del Toro won an oscar for making a movie of his fetish
the state of hollywood

I love it, I just wish it were a better movie.

underwater immersion

>What does Sup Forums have against The Shape of Water?
the fish fucking and the jew pawn director

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Finally got around to watching it, and while it was quite good, it was far from the best movie of the year

The cat eating scene was fine, but it shouldn't have been quickly swept under the rug like a joke.

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It copied an anime

>but it shouldn't have been quickly swept under the rug like a joke
That's why it was not "fine".

>he's an animal instead of a non-human person
white women dig that shit

The characters were retarded. There was precisely zero reason to wait DAYS for the water level to rise or whatever the fuck. She could have just driven the creature to the fucking ocean immediately. But no, she wanted to have this ridiculous and undeserved sex scene in the bathroom. And I'm sorry, but no movie gets to OPEN with the lead masturbating in the bathtub. Especially if the chick isn't even hot.

AH, I see, it's just salty Sup Forums cuck, soy boys.

>OPEN with the lead masturbating in the bathtub.
I'm gonna watch it now

THIS
fucking roasties

honestly what was the fucking POINT of this move? bestiality? interracial propaganda?

That women are whores who'd rather fuck a fish than me. Fucking roast flaps.

>eat a cat and fuck an anthropomorphic fish
Don't mind if I do.

It had an abhorrent, inept, childish script.

This. Honestly Sup Forums hates any movie about happy people because it makes it jealous. That's why it only likes shit like Drive or Brap Runner.

This post has buzzwords.

If you're a tripfag your point is moot as well

Cold Skin was the better fishfucking kino and that was directed by the director of the fucking Hitman movie.
Really makes you think, doesn’t it?

Post video or GTFO.

Fpbp

IT WAS HER TURN

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If I could find an anthropomorphic fishman (or fishwoman) I'd fuck it. And I've eaten cats before. They're fucking gamey and their meat is too stringy for my taste. Raccoon is better.

Why should I spend any time at all trying to gratify you?

Another one for the filter. Never gets old.

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Yeah man crazy how that doesn't exist in a world of a living water god

Just go get a fucking stray cat and eat it on camera, it's not that hard.

Be right back.

Does an ordinary human bathroom follow the same reality as a water god?

He said to go out, not come back.

but it was literally made by some fat male mexican fetishist, why the fuck did he make it? This movie actually has uncanny similarities to Tusk in its pointlessness and unsettling nature

fucking this. The movie spends the first half building the fish man to have human-like intelligence, understanding music and even learning some signs. That eventually gets swept under the rug to make way for the sex and for fish man to act like a dumb animal who doesn't know any better. The idea of a romance is thrown out the window. This is just a creepy lonely mute fucking a fish.

The guy from Making a Murderer used to kill cats and SJWs love him anyways. What's so bad with fishsticks eating one?

Fishman wasn't monstrous enough for me. I wanted a full scary deep one like some humanoid anglerfish

it shouldnt have won best picture thats all

It's the prequel to the Shadow Over Innsmouth remake Del Toro has planned to make since 1996

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stupid movie. There was literally no lead up or reason or explanation as to why a deaf chick would all of a sudden find the need or get the idea to fuck a fish? it didn't make sense. movie dumb overall. One of the worse movies to win best picture since Argo

ur gay

This movie is conformation that Del Toro browses /d/ or /aco/ and probably jerked it to that one comic where the blonde lady is locked in a containment facility with a very similar fish monster which she jerks off until it HOOOAAARRRGGHHHs all over her

Because Del Taco is a retard who had to rely on based Jim Cameron to save his father.

No tentacle scene...

An Innsmouth hybrid breaks a Deep One out of the ICE CAVE and a semi-sane DELTA GREEN operative fails to stop her.