How comfy are your local cinema's shower facilities?

How comfy are your local cinema's shower facilities?

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Dude 2nd from the left has a nice cock desu

on blue board you arent supposed to post nsfw

Cinemas have shower facilities? Is this an American thing?

>me in the middle

I love kissing and sucking on dicks

Fuck you soyboy, reddit is 2 tabs down

Why does the guy in the middle have an erection?
He's the only one there with one, doesn't seem
very appropriate.

Is that a big dick or is he just a small man?

thats a big cock

For you.

4 me

The guy taking the photo also has one

Thanks

To assert dominance.
You've never been to a public shower before? There's always that one meathead walking around with a boner.

>have 6.125" BPEL, a smidge over 5" EG
>also obese with large panniculus and fat thighs
>penis is reduced to a borderline micropenis unless I push the fat up

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Then lose weight fatso.

HAHAHA LOSER!!!

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Yes. They are weird fucks.

>europoors have never taken a refreshing shower during the break

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user,I gonna need you to lose 200 pound by the end of's cock.

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Never showered at the theater before. Only one theater in my town has showers, and they're usually out of order.

I don't see the appeal though. But hey, maybe I'll give it a try if I get a chance.

Kafkaesque post

Pls respond. Asking for a friend.

>Tfw you have to shower with your falcon because the theater doesn't have a falconcare facility
He won't even look at me anymore.

Why do the users on Sup Forums seem to have more of an affectionate inclination towards penises rather than vaginas?

Downfall of the wh*Te race

great job mods

18 NAKED COWBOYS AT RAM RANCH

fuckin' told

this thread has been up for a while

based mods

>no black cocks
>still posted
Mods are racists confirmed

I love male bodies.
It's the faces that usually make go back to straightness.
But these traps man.

do people really do this on your cinema's showers?

Not users, the mods:

Me on the left

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needs some BBC

I'm going to take a loss and when I come back this thread will probAbly be gone

I lossed was wrong.

Mods are literal faggots. It’s not that these threads are more popular, they’re just left up longer.

The falcon needs a place to perch.

>be me, but stronger
>finish watching "back to the future" at my local-vicinity kinoplexorium's retro replay event
>covered in popcorn and spit from the rather loud, but misunderstood, ethnic family behind me
>realizing my single-patron license could be revoked if I'm found to be unpresentable... I decide to cleanse myself in the showers
>open the gender-neutral locker room door and I'm greeted by a MARSOC officer
>he points his rifle point blank at my head
>I turn my head in irritation, but understand the necessary and practical function he enforces
>while pushing the barrel against my temple, he screams for my identification
>I quickly realize my shirt-pinned license was covered by a napkin that I had tucked in my shirt collar
>I always did this to catch butter, crab, or drool that fell out of my mouth while being entertained
>I raise my hand slowly to adjust the napkin away from my badge
>He lowers his weapon, pats me down, and takes my phone for "security purposes"
>I tip him $12 and make my way past the private "couples" showers
>The singles-only room camera scans my clothing and realizes I'm not wearing a graphic T-shirt with any marvel characters on it
>The room goes dark and a 2 minute ad for the next Spiderman film plays to make up for my mistake
>I undress and enter the singles only shower
>The usuals are there and I give them the approving neck-crane as I wait for my turn for the shower head
>My turn finally arrives and I reach into my, intelligently invested, water-proof wallet to activate the water
>A rush of blood surges to my face as I quickly realize I gave the rest of my change to the officer at the front
>I sulk back to my clothes and exit through the appropriate "Unclean" door
>A man in a hazzmat suit hands me a latex bodysuit to put on
>He discards my clothing as I take it off, incinerating the singles license I had pinned on my shirt
>I leave sweaty and exposed, the latex suit hugging my crotch, and wait in line to get license replacement
mfw

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Do Americans really do this?

OP btfo

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Take showers? Of course. Are you French or something?

There has been a gay agenda steadily spreading to all boards since the creation of /hm/. Fuck degenerate faggots spread to /gif/, and from there, all the porn boards have become infested with sodomy and trap faggotry to the point of unusability. Sup Forums submitted to the faggots 5 years ago. Sup Forums has always been full of faggots but now it's extra faggoty and no one there even cares to fight back. The only boards able to resist have a strong Sup Forums influence. But Sup Forums will fall sooner or later.

you are a big guy

That's a big dick.

pussy is like a flick, a penis kino

check this jabroni out

This. Fucking trans scum threads on /s/ should never have happened

Wait are you serious? How do you make it through a movie without showering?

MMMMMMMODS

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CLASSIC

>yurogrimes don't bathe after rolling around in the popcorn butter pits

MOOOOOOOOOOOODSSSS

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>95
Where are the other 94 faggot?

penises are just naturally funnier
high iq humour

Janitors please clean

Why do people get disgusting, meaningless arm tattoos?
Its like tramp stamps for men

>MMMMMMMODS
>MOOOOOOOOOOOODSSSS

If you have to be a triggered newfag bitch just report the post.

Or are you too much of a newfag and don't know how?

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yeah! you tell em like it is user!

This. Penises are humorous. Vaginas are sexual.

Quit bodyshaming me.

>90 minutes later this thread is still up
what did the mods and janitors mean by this ?

> When you can't handle the playful banter
fucking hothead

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Its comedic m8, you some kind of autismo?

I have a dick that is barely over 5 inches. Sometimes I think to myself, that if I was obese, it wouldn't even be there. All these fat guys must have huge fucking hogs. If I was obese I'd be destroyed.

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BASED memelord

Still better than degenerate weebs desu

>(((pol)))
>not being a board with faggots kikes and pedos in it from every color other than white
aha

They like nice wee wee

This place actually doesn't have a janitor at the moment does it.

>Its comedic m8, you some kind of autismo?
>fucking hothead

Acts like fucking idiots.
>but but it was just lol

Give me a break.\

tumblr is that way---->

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who /heterosexual/ here?

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I'm over 5 inches. I'm 6 though if I refrain from fapping and alchohol I hit 6.5. Doesn't matter, still looks fucking puny against my body. Even lean. The pitfalls of being a big guy with a slightly above average penis. I really got jewed, it's not at all in proportion. And worse, I know my dad had a big dick. I got his height, I got his face, I got his shoulders, why didn't I get his dick?

>playful banter
Screaming mods is not playful banter kid.

Sup Forums is serious business.

bi mustardrelay

My dick when erect is 7.5 inches, is that okay? I'm a grower not a shower tho.

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who here /notgaybutitsoundskindahot/

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Do people really compare dicks in the shower?

it's a full inch or two above average, depending on the statistic

The pedo mod is the one who allows your reylo general.

wat

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I don't even go in there, why are you so upset?

what else would be the point of communal showers?
Didn't you all look at each other's dicks when you showered after gym class?

I can call for mods AND report a post at the same time, you just sit there and continue to get mad over it.

t. someone who's been here since 2010

Depends on the girth. I'm 7 inches long but 6.5 inches thick and I've been told that I have a massive dick even though it really isn't that big

It's in the 99th percentile. Seriously. Fuck all people have a dick that big, porn and internet lies just make you think they do. Though you're probably lying.

Are you telling me you never had a dick measuring contest with your childhood friends growing up?

Certainly closer to 2" above, as far as I know. Most studies seem to peg erect length some noticeable amount below 6".

Not that guy but been here since 2007 and you're being a little bitch.

>post sporting event shower
>all the chads running around trying to pee on each other

Once you subtract asians and americans, it's like in the bottom 30 percentile.

got no bf lads

>why are you so upset?

That's a different user retard.

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