"At least I am paid to be fat way more than you are paid to sleep with fat producers"

>"At least I am paid to be fat way more than you are paid to sleep with fat producers"

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I don't even need to post a comeback for this, you just self-owned. I'm not even giving you the benefit of an Ornella picture, this is the dumbest comeback I've ever heard.
>durr, I'm dumb and fat and you're a slut
So fucking stupid. Apply yourself or kill yourself

Just stop. There's no use in trying anymore. It's impossible.

*crickets*

>audience boos

>im not gonna post a comeback but i will establish that i can do so because i am smart

her whole ""roast"" was "lol ur fat"
a stupid joke deserves a stupid reply, that is why all the attempts for a ""smart"" comeback fail since in the end it looks sad

>i'm too smart to make a good comeback

For whatever it's worth, this is coming from a skinny 160lb guy: that wasn't funny, that was humiliating. I agree with the person who said that if it was the other way around (an in shape male said that joke to a fat female) it would have been a serious matter. It would have been seen as public bullying, and it would have started a "Your body is beautiful" campaign, and the female would have gotten offers to be on the cover of model magazines in support of her humiliation, and the male would have been forced by his publicist to publically apologize. Since it's a fat male, "just take the joke and stop complaining, you're fat, who the hell cares, go lose weight, she was just being funny ". Gtfoh, treat everybody equally.

If you're paid to be fat you must be richest man in the world

Imagine spending your entire shower thinking of comebacks to arguments that didn't even include you.

Listen to her roast again. Not once does she call him fat. Listen to it, she never calls him fat
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>Just because I told you my fantasy doesn't mean I want to hear yours.

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>OP takes his thread very very seriously

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>can i watch?
That's it, she's done.

>go on...
and thats how its done

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am i fucking missing something here? does everyone know french but me?

"dude chill out beauty is in the eye of the beholder anyway"
prove me why this line isnt the ultimate suave comeback

Everyone but mutts

>No Jonah, we can't waste ALL our time on you.

How does FRANCE keep getting away with it?

There's closed captioning on the video. I don't know French either. If you want just the text though
>Ornella: I have a sexual fantasy involving you. We'd stay in a hotel, you'd make me laugh; then all of a sudden you'd bring your friends DiCaprio and Brad Pitt, and then you'd go away
>OP (a brainlet who thinks he's clever): I'M FAT AND YOU'RE A WHORE!!!

underrated

>I see you've got your eye on those subwag footlongs

>he things this is remotely funny
BRUH LOOOK AT THIS DOOD

Underrated af

>"If you were getting paid to be fat, you'd be so rich you might actually have a chance with me"

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It's not even a comeback, it's an excuse.

Because that would make Amy Schumer techinically beautiful all because of one weirdo.

no your post is an excuse

>I'M FAT AND YOU'RE A SLUT
>YOU'RE FAT AND I'M A SLUT

but for that weirdo amy probably means the world so technically he would be still right and cool about not being brad pitt

just had to make a joke about his weight and the amount of cock she had to blow to get her job. then look around to each guy at the table. then the lowly staff.

"Dicaprio AND Pit? *pause to look her over* that's a fantasy all right."