When I was 12 I caught a small frog and put it in an empty coke bottle, after about 1minute I just started shaking the bottle forcefully until the frog became a greeny red mush.
Will Kek ever accept me?
Apart from this and hitting a cat once, I protect
and save creatures now.
Also frogs are Rare in NZ
No
As long as you support Trump, KEK is with you always.
Hail MOLOCH then you frog loving faggots
Your singles mean kek has doomed you to a painful death.
Let it be so. My digits confirm.
Kek wills your death
you shall be punished in life or in death
>hitting a cat once
What a fucking cunt you are
all are forgiven under KEK
no you heretic will never be accepted by KEK
maybe you should go to france, i think you would have a future there
If singles Kek dies.
If dubz he's alive.
Kek is a god of chaos, he accepts sacrifices.
Sacrifice your first child in the name of Kek and you will be forgiven.
I regret it like nothing else. I had insomnia and it wouldnt shut up. I got legit 5 years of bad luck. Hard to explain but it made me very superstituous.
T-that is fake right?
lol have you seen a dog that would fit on a cutting board before?
plz be bait...
How the fuck did you get a frog down the narrow neck of a coke bottle?
Kek will avenge him
You are not welcome here
Wtf thats animal crualty.
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Nope, they breed miniature dogs in China and turn them into sushi rolls.
I can't remember ever seeing a frog in NZ
that just isn't right sempai
>miniature
>eye the size of a rice grain
so that's their final solution to overpopulation
It was so tiny, slippery body and a little show. I may be the anti kek, there are many of us. Its all about balance.
As long as you roll dubs in His name you will be forgiven and let into shitposting Heaven