Anything off the trolley dears?

Anything off the trolley dears?

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"No!"

You take the seed, we'll take the feed

Why don'tcha give me a cannoli?

>self proclaimed socialist has her wealthy protagonist buy up everything just for him and his cronies

I hate the nu-left

We'll take the lot- but that's not much considering we're taking from the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though r-right

"No!"

The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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Based.

WE'LL TAKE THE FOOKIN LOT

DEH

Yeah give me a packet of those jellybeans that taste like dogshit.

Why didn't they just kill all Slytherins?

wizard murder is murder. its not like with muggles where you can make them forget mass murder

Because if you kill them, they win

Deh!

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Gabagool? Ova heea

>Deh!

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Is this the birth of an epic new meme?

A DEHring synthesis!

One Cornetto please!

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This is funnier than the pasta

Oi bruv innit we'll take da fuckin' lozzo fo real nigga

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>d-deh dehst deh dehs deh deh dehough d-deh
"Deh!"
Deh dehing deh dehful; deh deh deh dehble. Deh deh deh, Deh dehed deh dehry deh deh deher deh deh deh deh, deh dehor deh dehtead deh deh deher "dehed deh dehs."

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I'll take a steamed ham thanks.

oi bruv innit we up in one of dem most thugged-out borin franchise up in history. Fo real each episode followin tha pimp wizzle n' his thugged-out lil' hommies from Hogwarts Academy as they fight different shitty muthafuckas has been indistinguishable from tha others fo realz. Aside from tha fucked up porno, tha series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement n' ineffectizzle use of effects, all ta make magic unmagical, ta make action seem busted

Maybe tha take a dirtnap was busted when Rowlin didn't want no Spielberg directin tha series; she made shizzle tha series would never be trippin fo a work of art dat meant anythang ta anybody; just cross-promotion ta make loadz of chedda fo' her books. Da Harry Potta series might be anti-christian (or not) yo, but it’s certainly tha anti-Jizzy Bond series cuz it don't accept wonder, beauty n' excitement. No one wants ta accept tha real deal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack

>a-at least tha books was phat though
*skepta starts playin*
Da freestylin is dreadful; tha book was shitty fo' realz. As I read, I noticed dat every last muthafuckin time a cold-ass lil characta went fo' a strutt, tha lyricist freestyled instead dat tha characta "stretched his fuckin legs"

Man start markin on tha back of a envelope every last muthafuckin time dat phrase was repeated. Type'a shiznit happens all tha time. I stopped only afta I had marked tha envelope nuff muthafuckin dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowlingz mind is so governed by cliches n' dead metaphors dat dat freaky freaky biatch has no other steez of writing. Lata I read a white-ass, gangbangin review of Potta by tha same Stephen Mackdaddy yo. Dude freestyled suttin' ta tha effect of, "If these lil playas is readin Harry Potta at 11 or 12, then when they git olda they will go on ta read Stephen Mackdaddy." And da thug was like right yo. Dude was not bein ironic. When you read "Larry Potsmoker" yo ass is, up in fact, trained ta read Stephen Mackdaddy

>Deh Mesirables

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mars bar pls lol

I'll take all your tossed salad and scrambled eggs

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Based "No!" poster

>She was hired around 1830 by Ottaline Gambol. She claims to have made around six million Pumpkin Pasties and reveals to Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy that she secretly made them into mini grenades. She then threw one to prove it. She also claimed to have done something to Chocolate Frog Cards too. She stated that people buy her food but never really notice her and that she couldn't recall the last time someone asked her name, something which she herself has even forgotten.[1]

>In 1993, she provided Cauldron Cakes to Harry Potter, Ronald Weasley and Hermione Granger. When they tried and failed to wake Professor Remus Lupin, noting that he looked like he could do with food, she kindly noted that she would be up front with the conductor if Lupin were to wake.[5]

>In 1997, she attended the funeral of Albus Dumbledore.[6]

>She apprehended Albus and Scorpius when they tried to get off the Hogwarts Express, stating that others such as Sirius Black and his cronies and Fred and George Weasley have tried before but failed. She told them that the train doesn't take too kindly to students trying to get off it before it reaches its destination, and transfigured her hands into claws to scare them. She then asked them to go back to their seats. When the two nevertheless escaped, she was highly embarrassed.

B A S E D Trolley Witch

we'll take the lot you old crone

oy vey don't forgot the six million pumpkin pasties

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>new meme
The only thing new here is (you)

>self proclaimed socialist
She's a Blairite who is against Corbyn. Not a socialist.

You don't have to support Corbyn to be a socialist, he's a crazy person.

"HARRY POTTER IS DEAD
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA"
Lost my shit during this scene, worth all the dull movies that came before.

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