"HEDONISTIC STRETCHING"

>"SHIT JAMIE PULL THAT VAGINAL INFECTION UP"
>"Monkeys sure know how to fuck, eh?"
>"The pyramids were made by nibiru aliens from the 5th dimension"
>"shit man, these shrooms are lit af. Reddit, am i right?"

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Has he had anyone worth watching on since Douglas Murray?

World's oldest 15 yo.

reddits a better website than Sup Forums objectively. whats your point?

> "Like, did you see that scholarly article on the internet about monkeys took mushrooms and became conscious and shit. Shit, thats what God is man; just a giant mushroom. Blows my mind. Jamie pull that up. Shut a minute so i can show you this. Yeah man."

>And yet you're here

>article on the internet about monkeys took mushrooms and became conscious and shit
did this really happen?
sounds interesting

DUDE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Don't you think any other animal species acquiring consciousness would be world news?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT LIKE MARIJUNANA

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it's happened already, but the bourgeoisie dont want us to know

well Joe, I hate the feelings of laziness, slower thinking and reaction time, and the oversensitiveness it makes me feel

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
MARIJUANA CURES CANCER YOU FUCKING RETARD
JAMIE PULL UP THAT POST ON REDDIT THAT PROVES ME RIGHT

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>god that Mexican kid really took a hit from that truck
>Jamie pull up that video
>god, wow, that’s so crazy

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Mods are asleep

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> When the ironic Rogan thread becomes the real deal.

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>fried anything
>healthy

>ywn taste Joe Rogan's eggs

It is in fact healthy, but only for the ascended ones. Buy some ONNIT MCT Oil Toothpaste and you'll understand.

why wouldn't they be?

THE US GOVERNMENT SAYS WE HAVE TO FIGHT TERRORISM
TURNS OUT TERRORISM DOESNT EXIST
TURNS OUT THE US GOVERNMENT CREATED AL QEADA
SAME SHIT WITH DINOSAURS
TURNS OUT DINOSAURS NEVER EXISTED
THE US GOVERNMENT SAID THEY DID
THE US GOVERNMENT CREATED DINOSAURS

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nothing that's fried is healthy you fat retarded american

>strawman

amirite gies?

I'd eat that

It's an ugly, sloppy mess of ingredients that don't even go well with each other.
You'd eat anything.

I don't understand this spam. So do you like JRE or not? Because if you don't, it's weird how you nevertheless know everything about this podcast and keep talking about it.

he literally said he cooks elk better than Ramsay
what a fucking manlet

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>hurr I want my food to be neat and pretty so it looks well on Instagram
Are you a woman?

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Jesus christ.
I don't watch this faggot, but does he actually think that he can cook?
That shit is 13-year-old-experimenting-in-the-kitchen tier.

dude they are just plain ass eggs
it would taste bland as fuck

>white people in charge of seasoning food

Maybe if you're gay. No, wait, we have /gif/. We're still better.

WE DA BEST

why not?

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>ask vegangainz
lmao

yeah. he is the typical manlet, needs to know everything about every subject to overcompensate

ramsay sucks, so who cares?

Loosen up you fucking autist.

Man, Joe can't cook or take photos for shit.

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>ignoring the part of my post about the taste/texture
Are YOU a woman?

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Looks like diarrhea.

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Why doesn't he show what it looked like before he ate it? We don't need to see this.

So this guy was puts sunny side up eggs, jalapenos, and sriracha on everything?

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Why does he put jalapenos on fucking everything?

someone help me understand why i hate juanwd40 so much.

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because ironically he doesnt like the taste of food.

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This has been another Joe Rogan Foodkino experience.

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My god, that's the ugliest dish I've ever fucking seen.
Looks like someone shat on an aborted fetus.

>people in this thread only eat food that looks like an ad which is ironically made out of things which you can't eat
lmao

Excellent quads.

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I love his skepticism and often times hes got a point

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this unironically

No, I think we just eat decent food.
The fact that normal food doesn't look like ass is just a bonus.

>americans think fried food is healthy

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Bravo eddie, bravo

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You have to go back

DUDE WHAT THE EVER LIVING FUCK. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

take a pic of your next meal and be ''''surprised''' that it doesn't look amazing.

why is everything floating in a puddle of grease

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how will Eddie ever recover?

BTFO by Joey Diaz

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its only healthy if you eat enough of it

>tfw eddie bravo is right

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isn't that the pedophile symbol on her tits?

>yeah.. hehe I watched blacked porn
>big beast
>fucking a white girl
>I was just watching it for reasons
>hehe

>Oh he had a big ol cock
>thick
>veiny
>cock
Joe is straight up gay, my gay detector goes off every once in a while when I'm listening to the podcast

Fuck, that is Jason Genova tier cooking
youtube.com/watch?v=ynfo4wdwYfY

It's such dribble but I love listening to it

i hate his faggot

Joey diaz is such a massive loser he cant even control his body weight. I scoff at fat people that say anything, they cant even rule thier own body.

shieeet

>Its a "joe randomly starts talking about how Moses was high as fuck because he saw a burning DMT bush" episode

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hi eddie

Doesn't this italianigger say that bread is the worst type of food?

Fuck you

So Joe is in the closet right?

not gay but i would totally suck murrays dick
like, just as a thank you

yea

It certainly seems better at keeping cunnyposters away

and look how happy and successful he is, can you say the same?

No but he married a terrible woman and probably deeply regrets it after talking to Peterson

if anyone has the ms paint versions of rogans food instagrams now would be the time to post them they are hilarious

lol no