>For England, James?
For England, James?
>refuses to even look at her when skinny
based bond
S C H E M I N G
>*studies the Burger King screens*
Can you imagine how great she must be at giving blowjobs when her husband literally loves her at maximum thiccness
P L O T T I N G
Kek
C O N N I V I N G
>no
>for meat
P L A N N I N G
That's probably the secret to their continued marriage
She probably sucks it like a vacuum
No, 4 course dinner
No, for love.
THE THICC THOUGHTS
>octopounder with extra cheese
ARCHITECT
>he orders her the "low" fat milkshake, knowing full well there is no low fat milkshake.
HE'S LITERALLY GRABBING HER STOMACH FAT 20 YEARS IN ADVANCE, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BROSNAN WAS A MASTERMIND.
>"Hm-hm, no, get what you want, get what you want, my love."
Must have been extremely painful for Pierce to kiss and make out with all those skinny Bond girls like Rosamunda Pike and Izabella Scorupco.
>Four Desserts, James
Can you imagine the bed breaking sex they have now?
Typical anglo, always love fattening their women up so they don't run away.
>THAT C O N N I V I N G LITTLE
Their bed is custom made from titanium
>If the girl doen't stay 100% flat her entiry life, must be good at sucking dick or is not marriage material
Talking like true fucking plebs that never ever fucked a girl in the ass. Sad.
my gf has a little tummy
i love to rub it, so soft
My ex-gf broke up with me when I lost weight because she said she found me more attractive as a fatty :^(
I actually meant that because her husband is so devoted to her that she probably reciprocated with good head you projecting faggot
Yeah, no. That doesn't happen.
Well it did mate. I went from 200 pounds to 145 and she said she didn't find me attractive as a thin person
>she said she found me more attractive as a fatty
She was clearly an insecure bint
>gf likes to dominate me
>I'm 6ft she's 5'9
>always say she wishes I was 5'8/5'7 so it felt more legit
>mfw
Can't make head nor tails of this bullshit
No, to burger your sister
Underrated
>tfw he's already plotting how to make her fat
I wish someone would make a pepe poo poo pee pee type comic about him and his force feeding fetish, involving his day to day affairs with his wife, who presumably would be laying in bed, and him gleefully cooking up hot dogs or some shit next to her.
>For England, James?
>No, fo-BRAAAAAP
>Look what I have done, my masterpiece
How was he able to complete this masterpiece bros?
why not get fat again?
it was a lifetime work, it's not for everyone, only the most dedicated feeders can do it,
>harming your health and looking like a slob to appease a woman with insecurity issues
Brilliant idea
He his a true master at his craft.
He was great in Ms. Doubtfire.
Did he make her fat to fullfil a fetish of his?
>he doesn't know what chubbychasers are
That is the implication of the meme yes
Don't forget that his first wife died and he was depressed for years. It's a tragic yet hilarious meme.
Yes he does. They're men for starters
did she died from hunger? that would explain a lot
>that cheeky look
How did she get so fat? This has to be a married man's worst nightmarte
>Their bed is custom made from titanium
i heard a they had to find a special craftsman in wakanda to get a bed
What happened in 20 years?
Brosnan kept feeding her burgers
now that's what I call a Full English
You need to reverse the tables, user. If she plays rough, you play rape
Some say that she got cancer and he hated seeing her waste away, so he's a bit funny about making sure that his current wife is well fed
that's like only few kilograms a year. Slow and steady progress.
carlos!
>No, for you
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>nightmare
Bro, he's been planning this for 20 years. This guy is a master sculptor working on his magnus opus
kek