What are some of the best comic book couples?

What are some of the best comic book couples?

Peter deserves to be tied a chairn and forced to see MJ get blacked

Honestly, that guy was weird. One day he was brown, the other day he was light tanned white, then he was full white, then black in this one.

MJ was dating Mystique or something?

But he's super strong and would break the chains!

One of the few good point about spiderman nowdays is that it makes me hate every one BUT peter. Therefore i'm siding with him, but on the same time it's pissing me off how he's letting every one shit on him.

The Peter suffering has gone meta

It almosts makes me want an issue where he goes fuck this and wrecks anyone and anything that tries to shit on him

>super strong
How heavy do you think a photo camera is, exactly?

There are no good comic book couples in Marvel. Everyone there exists to suffer. DC however has Scott/Barda and Arthur/Mera

Pate/MJ is good, Marvel is too incompetent to write their own shit properly

Harley Quinn X Poison Ivy

nice nose

>What are some of the best comic book couples?
Used to be Peter Parker and Mary Jane Watson Parker.

Felicia and Peter.

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Oh, hi KBox.

yea he needs some black suit moment to put people back in them place.

unironically the best x-men couple

So Peter's lady is getting fucked by some Jose and he decked Black Cat in the face so she lost all trust in him... when does Parker's suffering end?

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fuck i hate cammanculi art

don't forget that he's "dating" a freaking feminist killing people for free.

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Did she break up with him, I think even the writers forgot about him due to utter blandness. Hell they couldn't even remember what he looked like.

Meh.
I prefer Wolverine horny for Jean and Jean "trying" to stay loyal.

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None of those

DickBabs of course!

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Seriously cute couple.

Who wrote them best? I enjoyed the TAS ep of them married.

I'll take it over another fucking Jean/Scott/Logan love triangle any day.

Really, no one? Wow.

Why

Captain Marvel and Spider-Woman

cute hopefully it doesn't take too long to get here in iron fist season 2

I know Apollo is bland about 90% of the time, but I love them still.

>6'6
>Will never have Amazonian sized woman beat me up and throw me around then force herself on me
>Dating a 5'4 womanlet

Everyday is sufferring

>MJ was dating Mystique or something?
Fuck, I wish.

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And he never showed up again, he was so bland and forgettable that nobody can remember his name.

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he was pretty forgettable right there with peter and that annoying cop girl

>Dating
fuck off

>t. shittaste faggot
Jean deserves to be dead all the time
LoganXOroro and ScottXEmma are supperior.

>ScottXEmma

Emma deserve someone better than Scott.

But Marvels policy is interratial is only progressiv if a white woman gets blacked.

See, now that gives me an idea. Mystique goes trophy-hunting, banging the men and women once associated with heroes and heroines, masquerading as rebounds, brief flings and so forth. I can see her doing it just for shits and giggles, too.

"You know, [random hero], we have a lot in common."

"Like what?"

"Well, we've both been balls-deep in your girlfriend."

OH BOY ANOTHER 'BLACKED' THREAD exe dee dee

Man why does Marvel have to destroy everything that is so precious and pure.

Misty and Danny forever :(

Even when heroes date other heroes?

who's the bland guy fucking spider-woman right now?

Did they ever reveal who knocked up Spider Woman? Did Carol grow a futa dick and impregnate her during Secret Wars?

>posting the worst Dickship
Starfire and Helena are superior in every way

cloak and dagger
cable and deadpool
psylocke and angel
Nite Owl and Silk Spectre

***Lucifer and Mazikeen***

Dennis Hopeless

No really, he denies it but it obviously Dennis Hopeless' self-insert.

At first, He looks like miles morale.

Wasn't it sperm donor or something?

I don't really read numarvel, only storytimes when kt's posted here

Oy, fuck off you cripple.

I still get JaneThor and the odd Xmen. Carol could be cool if they stopped trying so hard to make her someone.

You guys noticed how White guys + Black girls always make the best couples while Black guys + whtie girls are always the worst ones?

Porcupine.

Its almost like white women, and black men are the worst parts of their respective skin colours.

Possibly, but that would be easier to detect. It'd be much easier to play as a charming John or Jane Doe and bag a hero/heroine and keep that in her back pocket, so to speak.

"I heard you patched things up with your ex. Congratulations! I think he missed his calling, though. I like to think of him now the winter weatherman."

"What? Why? How do you know him?"

"Oh, the last couple weeks he gave me eight inches and a lot of white stuff every night."

No, luke cage & jessica jone, Cloak and dagger were good.

but she is doing right now that in Astonishing X-Men.
She had a conversation with Gambit in which she revealed to him that she was in an orgy with twins he had in some city, and Gambit was surprised, as in, he didnt know he had fucked Mystique.
And later Fantomex and Mystique are making out, Fantomex tells her "this time its different", and Mystique says, yes, this time I dont look like Psylocke.

Should've just fucked Rogue.

Fuck off with your cuckold shit.

This

Fuck off, Namor. Emma and Scott are perfect for eachother.

...the prophecy has been fulfilled.

Black women who date white men are classier than the average black female and more exotic than white women and white men who date black women are more alpha than other white guys but more civilized than blacks dudes.

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t. Insecure white virgins

Who let you out of your aquarium, edgy dicklet king?

There was actually a study on marital happiness done in the US a while back. It was found that black woman/white man marriages reported the highest level of contentment and lowest levels of strife between partners. I don't remember the position of the other rankings, though.

Whatever you say you "strong independet womyn who meeds no man"

she is canonically the biggest Marvel slut, and the funny thing is she was a completely different character until the 90s.
she used to be a serious relatable extremist, kinda like a mutant IRA, but not evil.

Destiny died and she became a crazy evil treacherous murderous slut

yes, she deserves Banshee, now it's time to finally make the Gen X ship real. She has to rescue Banshee from the Avengers, they have him in a capsule since he became a Horseman of Apocalypse.
She can help her with her telepathy, kinda in the same way Psylocke has done with Archangel.

>black women are more alpha than other white guys but more civilized than blacks dudes.
>Black women are more civilized than black dudes

HAHAHAHAHA!!! Lishanda, stop posting and get back to your fucking blog about how much you hate your father.

just lmao, the projection

white men dating black women was immensely more common than the opposite for centuries.
In my country most interracial relationships are older divorced white man, with young black woman. they get to produce white children in their first marriage and bleach black women in their second marriage.

Basically Sup Forums in a nutshell

What country is that?

I love these "studies" that you people love to pull out of your asses. Cute.

I like how you admit to being a virgin. Sad!

Check your eyes user.
Didn't know beibg a dicklet damages the eyesight

When did this thread become a dick measuring contest between blacks and whites?

Most likely Brazil.

Please tell me Peter didn't get back with that whore after that?

Peter X Felicia is better than Peter X MJ


As for best couple...

From the beginning, user.
That's what it's always about when it comes to black vs. white.

>Please tell me Peter didn't get back with that whore after that?
He wishes.

But it's too hard when Mary Jane is so occupied with Tony Stark.

How many universes does spidy and cat couple exist? I can only think of spider noir but that doesn't really count l

This thread only became a racial thing about halfway down when some twat said

objectively best one

Since Sup Forums started astroturfing here.

Peter is also shit. Hes always letting Norman, with no powers, escape. Hes pathetic in and out of costume. He cant keep a girl to save him. And he ruins everything he gets and cant even keep up with his more pathetic villains.

I'm putting it out here.: Asians and Latinos are better than both you freaks. Just saying.

Asians: only the girls
Latinos: not even close

>Check your eyes user

You check your eyes. only reason you're saying this is because you're a bumbling faggot thats screeching for Black "women" to accept you as there cuck so you can finally bang some "good ass".
Tell me, have you ever met a black woman? or did you just see the nice sophisticated version hollywood likes to throw out there? let me give you the redpill. Black women are a bunch of loud screaming banshee's. They always say they "need no man" but, then they think how are we gonna get money? or how the fuck am i gonna buy all these clothes to look pretty. With black women its the same old story, find a nigga with the most money and take his shit when he's broke. Thats why you see those bitches with white men. Why do you think us black dudes invented the phrase Thot? or fucking Gold-digger? never go after black women, and saying there more civilized? name one time in history a black woman actually developed a community or saved a village.

Thats why i go after whites, latinos, and Asians

... Latinos? You're kidding?

The guy Mary Jane was dating was actually Hispanic at first. Pedro Oliver or something like that.

He became black at the end of Superior Spider-Man. Apparently, Slott gets himself off to a specific kind of porn, and Ollie wasn't dark enough to his taste at first.

I mean I'm bisexual, but I prefer Asian men more. They're a lot more curious.