Realism meme

>there wasn't any curse
>she was just a lady with a deadly disease

FUCKING STOP!!!!! REALISM MEME IS SHIT, REALISTIC JAMES BOND MOVIES, REALISTIC CAPESHIT MOVIES, REALISTIC TOMB RAIDER MOVIES, YOU ARE RUINING EVERYTHING WITH THIS SHITTY MEME!!!!!!!

But seriously though, who else hates this meme. This movie had many faults, but I really lost it when they went with the realism meme again.

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I'll back you up OP, I hate it too
Actually, I like grounded stuff, like the supernatural being rare and mysterious, but still there,
That said, TR games have supernatural stuff, even the new ones, though they could've used more. I miss the old TR games where the final boss was always a dragon or a mutated giant spider dude or some mythical thing instead of a fucking mercenary or some realistic shit.

you're right

it was cool at first when Nolan did it in batman but everything else has been shit

fag

it was cool in Begins when Gotham actually had atmosphere, no so much in the sequels when it was just... Chicago

I will never watch it because of the lack of titties

>it was cool at first when Nolan did it in batman
No. And good job wasting that quint fives, fagmaster.

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take a shot every time op says meme

digits confirm

The curse shit was entirely dumb and boring and the cult shit stretched your suspension of disbelief way too much. Somebody trying to weaponize a disease already sounds more interesting as a concept for a movie.

Burton's Gotham was fucking goat

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>Somebody trying to weaponize a disease already sounds more interesting as a concept for a movie.

Yeah dude, that's the most original idea ever, there totally wasn't like 50 movies with that same plot

>Batman Begins is realistic
>plot involves a the british leader of this tibetan Ninja school stealing a microwave cannon and use it to boil the water supply of Gotham City which has been laced with a fear potion extracted from an exotic mountain flower, which will result in people inhaling the vapors and going crazy

Tell me if that doesn't sound like something out of an episode of the 60s Batman TV show. Shit, the evil schemes of the villains in the Burton films made more sense.

movie was completely stupid, why would someone point towards a helicopter using a bow and arrows, how could a highly lethal virus live that much in a tomb like nothing, why it didnt starved to death, and why the japs didnt burned the queen´s body when they had the chance?

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Why is modern media so obsessed with realism? Even shit like dragons, have to be realistic now.

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I give it zero boobs out of 2

it gives an aura of maturity to manchildren fantasies

>virus
>live

Read a book moron. Virus' are broken strands of dna, they do not live.

I liked the movie and Alicia is literal perfection

I bet you liked Cruise’s Mummy too. It’s

I haven't seen it

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Why did his parents name him Lara?

Is Alicia white?

>The disease was standard zombie virus
I liked the movie but I have to point that as stupid

aye

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Call me a faggot all you want but the Uncharted games handled the whole "it's not supernatural, it's science. But maybe it is supernatural" thing better than pretty much anything.

lmao

It's possible to do that well, but a lot of media seems to be created with the assumption that people would get confused if it was that interesting.

>Take a wyvern
>Lmao it's a realistic Dragon haha
Dragons are inherently unrealistic and magical henceforth no amount of stupid bullshit can ever change that.

People are afraid of others calling them immature for liking fantasy.

Faggot

Pretty sure in the books they also look like that though. The only weird thing was the show covered them in spikes.

exactly, Batman Begins is the best movie in the trilogy.

Let's go full realism. The archaeologist is an old bearded man and nothing interesting happens in his entire life. 90% of the film is him overdrinking because he's sad he can't get funding for anything.

Nice samefag, OP.

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So then he takes matters into his own hands and hires a team of bank robbers to steal government money to fund his latest expedition. It'll be like Indiana Jones meets Hurricane Heist.

Yeah but the story and character were shit, especially with Batman Returns.

Maybe she crafted an explosive arrow mate

Haven't seen the movie

So how is Walton doing in this movie?

>he didn't like Burton's catwoman

On a scale from 100 to 100 how gay are you

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>REALISTIC CAPESHIT MOVIES
b-but Nolan's Batman is the shit

>le environment is an actor
Fuck off

who are you quoting?

This movie was actually watchable so that already places it above 95% of all vidya movies.

grrm literally said that his dragons look like wyverns because dragons with four legs "are not realistic". that's how these people think

because the only way you can make fantasy shows nowadays is if you make the tudors but add a little bit of "realistic" dragons and white zombies

>He didn't like Burton's "kill now ask questions later Batman"

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she's 100% white
but she's not a she

He plays the villain Mathias Vogel, he was cool.
Poor fucker just wanted to get out of that shit island after 7 years just to see his daughters again.

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Why the fuck was her father alive in this pile of shit?!

The only adverts i've seen for this movie are stapled into a lucozade ad

You know very well why.

No, I don't, I can't think of any acceptable reason to revive him. This movie was trash, even the old TR movies were better.

>revive him
You can't revive if you didn't die first
It was just to give some "oh look she finally found her dad oh no he just got the zombie plague he has to die" feeling.

It was so stupid, there was zero chemistry between them, no feelings at all, if they go as far to change this much at least do some actual acting work.
The whole movie pissed me off, at 4:40 I looked at my watch and was thinking about walking out already. Waste of time of my evening. Good night.

joke's on u I can't even run the games, I lost the mass media career years ago.
it's just been so long that I don't care

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