[barks at you] edition
/trek/
Dominic Smith
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Jonathan Lee
Adrian Campbell
Friendly reminder that Dukat did nothing wrong
Angel Parker
Are there any truly hardcore TNG fans? I know it was around a while, but I assumed that was mostly because trekkies needed something to watch, and some normies climbed on board.
Cameron Moore
Remember
>Picard > Janeway
>Riker > Chakotay
>Data = Seven
>Worf < Tuvok
>Geordi < Bellana
>Crusher < Pulaski < The Doctor
>Wesley < Harry Kim
>Toi < Tom
>Guinan < Neelix
Hudson James
>meanwhile at the voyager fan corner
Nolan Brown
>meanwhile at the voyager fan corner
Zachary Moore
>Remember
oh we remember that you're retarded. don't worry about it baby
Ryder Fisher
Data is a fucking god.
How dare you.
Thomas Stewart
based
>Seven on the same level and not lower than Data
>Tuvok not equal but higher than Worf
>Torres not the same level as Geordi
Brayden Sanders
>voyager fan corner consists of literal employees of the show
huh
Jacob Hernandez
>Are there any truly hardcore TNG fans?
You mean truly obsessed manchildren who feel insecure about their favourite Star Trek series?
No, because it was an adult oriented show, not kiddy magic shite. TNG fans are at least somewhat normal.
Brayden Cox
I'm fairly certain that when TNG came out, TOS and TNG fans were at each others throats often enough
Nathaniel Nguyen
Now that the dust has settled, can anyone explain what the fuck happened in the episode in user's pic?
Jackson Rogers
>TNG Worf? 100%.
I can't agree to that. Early Worf is an angry Klingon barely containing his rage among aliens, his ideas are always shot down and you KNOW that pisses him off, but somehow he contains it. Later on he gains an annoying son, redeems his family's name and plays a hand in Klingon politics on the home world. There is drama and consequence to Worf's story progression.
Tuvok is all right, the lone voice of logic and reason in a crew of crazy people on an improbable quest back home. Then again, he is an average Vulcan.
>implying I don't remember Guinan
Whoopi is just funnier to say.
Grayson Evans
dbz
Connor Thompson
Disregard this imposter, this is the true list.
> Picard > Janeway
> Riker > Chakotay
> Data > Seven
> fucking Whoopi Goldberg > Neelix
> Worf > Bellana
> Geordi > I haven't said Tom yet I guess
> Wesley = Harry Kim
> Troi > I can't remember her name, the one with a short lifespan
> Dr. Crusher < Hologram Doctor
Kevin Ward
Kai Winn fucked it all up.
Levi Morgan
Geordie is way better than bellana, and chakotay is a better officer and person than riker.
Nicholas Morales
Reminder that Riker, Troi, Crusher and Geordi barely existed in TNG except to spout some technobabble, repeat commands or make obvious observations about feelings. Guinan was just a wank off for Whoopi's ego and barely mattered outside of Time's Arrow.
Justin Price
>no one talks about it when Porthos is swapped with another dog on two occasions
Wyatt Murphy
Three occasions. Woof.
Nathan Robinson
they're both great
Hunter Cruz
>Geordi was a shit character who was barely featured in the series
>literally a main character featured in pretty much every regular, not single character focused episode
???
>Bellana actually had a character arc
from an unlikeable erratically written piece of trash to a somewhat less unlikeable erratically written piece of trash. oh whats that sound? oh no, her klingon side is coming out again!
Joshua Campbell
what about spot?
Asher Russell
yes she wasn't so much Klingon as constantly on her period
Austin Gonzalez
based true list poster
Adam Lewis
Picard / Janeway
Riker / Chakotay
Data / Seven
Troi / Kes
Crusher / The Doctor
Guinan / Neelix
Worf / Tuvok
Wesley / Harry
Geordi / Bellana
O'Brien / Tom
I think these are more appropriate comparisons. Admittedly, it's hard to place Tom/Harry because Tom is a navigator like Wesley, but Harry is a newbie like Wesley but also a science officer like Data.
Ryan Russell
What was Spot's endgame?
Tyler Barnes
>from an unlikeable erratically written piece of trash to a somewhat less unlikeable erratically written piece of trash
First off, grab a fucking chill pill.
Second, erratically written doesn't describe the B'elanna character in fact she was one of the more consistently written characters on the show.
Third, piece of trash is way off even if you don't like the character.
Ryan Morgan
>literally a main character featured in pretty much every regular, not single character focused episode
And he barely existed in those episodes. Once you've been rewatching TNG for 30 years, maybe you'll catch on.
Adrian Hall
>reddit spacing
of course he types like that. deal with it matey, she was a shit character that the writers didnt know what to do with, in a show that the writers didnt know what to do with
Connor Allen
Overtaking galactic cluster 3, grid 621.
Dominic Perez
Geordi was little more than a prop for Data and extra to spew technobabble. Any episode he had was barely better than a Harry Kim episode because both focused on how bad they were with women despite being good officers.
Thomas Nelson
Who brapped on poor Porthos?
Logan Taylor
> Once you've been rewatching TNG for 30 years
okay hold that thought, I'll get back to you next year
Cooper James
>reddit spacing
Reddit spacing...
Looks like..
THIS, you pedantic cunt!
Nathan Rodriguez
Spot
Grayson Martin
>literal reddit spacing
of course he types like that...
Daniel James
Phlox
Aaron Gray
Guinan was a better counselour than Troi, who even counseled Troi at one point.
I'm not memeing.
Ian Gutierrez
He wasn't a replacement though.
John Ortiz
>Guinan
>wisdom gained through experience
>Troi
>young thot fresh out of university psych course ready to tell people how to live
Gavin Bailey
Are you trying to sound like a retard?
Troi was ship's whore.
Justin Sanders
Except for Wesley/Kim, voyager is losing that battle pretty hard. No survivors.
Jackson Evans
>Are you trying to sound like a retard?
>Troi was ship's whore.
>was ship's whore
one letter at a time my reddit friend
David Gutierrez
Beverly Crusher isn't even in the same ballpark as the Doctor.
Jayden Rodriguez
It's a future where the Alpha Chads and Supergenius Nerds make peace for the betterment of all humanity. Guys like Barclay, Geordi, and Harry fall by the wayside with brainiac cuntslaying hunks like Kirk, Spock, McCoy, Picard, Riker, Wesley, and Janeway around.
Kevin Taylor
What about my post did you find fault with? You think calling Troi a whore was too harsh?
William Clark
Okay, one survivor.
Dylan Lopez
He's just trying to shitpost you since you forgot the "a". Pay him no heed, you could tell by the way his shitposted about Voyager's characters and reddit spacing that he's just here to ruin /trek/ rather than have actual discussion.
Bentley Jenkins
Umm excuse but Wesley got bullied out of Starfleet for helping Tom Paris murder a guy.
Brayden Gray
>it's a 'enterprise/voyager/ds9 gets taken over by a bunch of dimwits' episode
Connor Allen
"ship's whore" is grammatically correct. Ship's Whore was meant a position on the ship, he just missed that but I think you are right as well about him bringing chaos.
Noah Roberts
Brayden Peterson
>"ship's whore" is grammatically correct.
no you retard
William Walker
Still slayed cunt and became a transdimensional Native American or something.
Nolan Brown
>typical DS9 fan
More like "typical ENT fan". I can't decide which camp is worse, DS9 fans for insecurely trying to convince you at every turn that the show is great or TNG fucks who smugly dismiss other shows as "not star trek". They do have one thing in common, though; they both start shitting themselves like newborn babies when someone mentions that they prefer another show. All it takes.
Evan Garcia
"was ship's whore" is not gramatically correct based esl poster.
>Ship's Whore was meant a position on the ship
And that doesn't make sense either, since its no position.
Not even in the 18th century people refered to the ship's whores without article.
Gabriel Bell
>"a"
And that doesn't make sense either, since you/he were referring to a specific ship. Does nobody here speak English?
Jack Roberts
Gul Dukat did everything wrong. He should have killed them all, he should have made Bajor into a graveyard the likes of which the galaxy had never seen.
Based Gul related should have been in charge of the occupation
Kayden Torres
Yes, it's grammatically correct because it was meant as a joke. As in I was making up the position as if it were the real thing. I'd put 100 bucks that I'm right here within context, I've got alt-coins to pay out, let's go.
Jayden Ortiz
It's correct because if he said "Picard was ship's captain" it would be correct.
Jeremiah Reed
based
>>young thot
young? She was mid thirty already, or at least looked like it.
>Troi was ship's whore.
>was ship's whore
Asher Jackson
>Yes, it's grammatically correct because I made it up
nice one retard
>ecause if he said "Picard was ship's captain" it would be correct.
find me three examples where someone refers to "ship's captain" without an article in front of it and you proved you're not a retard as well.
Camden Peterson
>call someone a retard while typing like a retard
>instead of admitting your mistake to move on you double down on it
Why?
Isaac Rivera
I wish it would've ended like that. Gul Dukat actually going to genocide Bajor, only to be killed by his subordinates would've been better than becoming an anime character
Adrian Cook
>ecause
Leo Russell
my mistake. it seemed I forgot to select all the letters when copying that. forgive me if that upset you.
Matthew Smith
>Troi
>whore of ship
>not Wesley
Aiden Nguyen
Wesley left the ship a virgin. And then boarded the ship again as a virgin only to leave a virgin yet again. And then he went on a space adventure with another virgin.
Joshua Cook
>wants to worry over grammar in a casual trek thread
>acts contrite and polite when he makes a mistake
We're all really tired of your shit.
Christian Moore
articles are beta
true slav has no need of articles
Eli Clark
why are you so upset that I apologized for my mistake?
also I'm not worrying at all. just calling someone out.
still waiting by the way.
Blake Moore
>Wesley left the ship a virgin
maybe he never got his dick wet but his ass was used by Worf, Barclay, even Geordi on occasion, and the traveller was his space sugardaddy.
Logan Scott
What do you think happened during the nights in the dorm at the academy?
I like him more than you to be honest.
Jonathan Evans
"Ship's Counselor" a title.
"Ship's Whore" a title.
A singular possessive noun.
>Troi was "ship's whore".
>Picard was "ship's captain".
>Beverly was "ship's doctor".
Apologize you fucking brainlet scum or kys on cam.
Daniel Cox
Geordi is a shit character. It pains me to say it because LeVar is the man and his portrayal was good, but the character itself was severely underwritten and LeVar's dedication to Reading Rainbow made him the least used main character.
Evan Peterson
One day you're going to figure out that people can reply to your post even if they weren't the person you were previously replying to. Also, groups of people with opinions other than yours aren't always samefagging.
Jeremiah Campbell
If you're making a statement of them being something, then you would write
>Troi was [the] "ship's whore".
>Picard was [the] "ship's captain".
>Beverly was [the] "ship's doctor".
But if you're using it as a title as you're implying in your post, then you would write
>Troi was [a] "ship's whore".
>Picard was [a] "ship's captain".
>Beverly was [a] "ship's doctor".
Don't be [] dumbass, user.
Kayden Walker
How old was the character Wesley in the hollow pursuits episode? Do you think his hologram watched Barclay and Bev?
Blake Collins
possessive nouns still use articles you retard.
unless English is your sixth language you really have no excuse for this display of failure.
still waiting for my three examples of a usage of those without articles tho.
Bentley Peterson
Are we going to have to go 30 posts deep on this one? The pronoun is omitted because it's not needed. It's simple English from grade school; subject, verb, predicate.
The joke was that she was "ship's whore" like that was an official appellation. Your submission of "a" or "the" eliminates the implied meaning of it as an official ship position.
I'm 100% right and you should apologize NOW!
Chase Flores
He didn't just watch. Barclay is a man who gives his pleasures free rein.
Michael Edwards
Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature
Christopher Jackson
why are you upset that I apologized?
also, I didn't presume you were the same person, that's why I said "someone" not "you"
Dylan Wilson
Title: "Ship's counselor"
>In the Next Generation, Marina Sirtis was "ship's counselor".
If we are to take that "ship's counselor" is an official position, then submission of "a" or "the" is unnecessary.
Jaxson Bell
>Saturday night /trek/
John Carter
>reddit spacing
of course he types like that...
also
>Are we going to have to go 30 posts deep on this one?
unless you realize you're a retard who can't even speak and type basic english and back out of this, it might actually happen.
still waiting.
Kevin Foster
>unless you realize you're a retard who can't even speak and type basic english and back out of this, it might actually happen.
>still waiting.
>TROI: I've already told him our cover story. He didn't believe me.
>RIKER: Yes. We're running out of time. Now if we tell him the truth do you think he'll be able to handle it?
>TROI: If you're looking for my professional opinion as ship's Counselor, ...he's nuts.
This is official dialogue from First Contact and "Ship's Whore" is an insert to "Ship's Counselor".
Go be a pedantic brainlet elsewhere.
Parker Jenkins
see
still waiting. the only example where what you're trying would work is if you'd say
>Deanna Troi, ship's counselor.
emphasis on ","
I'm afraid you're still outing yourself as a complete retard
Leo Peterson
>I'm afraid you're still outing yourself as a complete retard
Yes, Trek writers with degrees leave the same speaking phrases in box office movies. I'm such the retard here, yep, that's me.
Read this post nigger and I'll find plenty more examples from the show.
Jack Long
There are countless examples of the use of the terms for positions in a crew of a ship that do not use articles.
"He was purser aboard..." "He became ship's doctor..." "Having served as cabin boy" etc.
Not just nautical terms, "he was lord" "he was president" etc.
Thomas Johnson
>as ship's Counselor,
>as
how fucking retarded can you be? was and as are two completely different things you retard lmao.
digging yourself deeper with every post.
Hunter Thomas
>was
>as
Yeah, they preceed the same title from two different tenses. The tenses change nothing you daft cunt.
Read this guy's post as well..
John Evans
I don't think this picture shows what you want to prove with it. It only shows that people like Borg episodes, regardless which Star Trek series they're from. I'd like to see the same list with Borg episodes excluded.
Oliver Turner
>reddit spacing
>can't even link posts right
>still can't give examples
then please give them and not just make them up. also, the proper equal would be "having served as cabin's boy" not "cabin boy"
fucking esl posters ....
Adam Gutierrez
You are grammatically incorrect and quite obviously not a native English speaker.
Hunter Lee
>tenses
I dont know about you but I'm enjoying your display of retardation quite a bit