He hasn't seen a single film made before 1950

>he hasn't seen a single film made before 1950

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>he watches forgotten silent films for street cred

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I've seen the films of the lumiere brothers jackass. Wasn't that kino though :(

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I haven't seent any art from before the paleolithic era

I just watched King Arthur pretty sure that was before 1950

>he never watched anything made by the three stooges.

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I've seen hundreds tho

Post the oldest film you've ever seen
For me, it's Zulu (1964)

I think most people have seen The Wizard of Oz at least once.

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My dad forced me to watch It's A Wonderful Life when I was 15. I actually enjoyed it, but not enough to watch another film from that era.

If you haven't seen this kino, you don't belong on Sup Forums desu

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>he hasn't seen Marx brothers kino

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I've watched the remake

Name ONE (1) good movie.

Metropolis (1927)
I only watched because I loved the anime

Reefer madness 1936
I don't remember a single thing about it

Alice Madness

>mfw when they recreated the lincoln assassination

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If you haven't seen Citizen Kane you shouldn't post here desu

Intolerance (1916)

This but unironically

Even metropolis and nosferatu hold up well

Jokes on you, I've been watching only Noir movies. (And feeling like a weirdo)

don't barrage me with your pretentious faggotlist of ESSENTIAL MOVIES
what besides citizen kane, birth of a nation, and metropolis should be olde required watching? no fucking obscure shit either, I don't give a fuck

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the absolute state of filmlets

Wizard of Oz

Ernst Lubitsch's "To be or not to be"
Watched it the other day, best comedy I have ever seen

a voyage to the moon (1902)

no im not autistic

The Great Dictator (1940), I've seen that a few times. It's a great movie, holds up very well considering it's nearing 80 years old.
Can't think of anything going below the '40s though.

I've got no problem with black and white movies, it's just that none of them have interested me enough to watch them really.

I tried watching nosferatu, it was complete shit and convinced me that good movies before 1970 dont exist

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James Whale kino

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user, I... Y-... God, user, how could you be such a pleb?

I mean, there are people who do that.
Personally, I just find it strangely zen and hilarious to watch a movie where Zorro is unapologetically a woman, that came out in 1944 in between being bombarded by the bullshit "current year" narrative articles spammed on this board.

that argument is always fucking stupid

the oldest "film" ever is only one seconds long
you watch it and bam, suddenly your shitty thread no longer matters

you white bois are so fucking pathetic. no wonder your women don't want you.

Was this was that one movie on netflix? I had to do a double take when I saw the year. It was a weird movie though.

maybe. I saw it on dvd so I don't know

12 angry men and Casablanca were before 1970 u absolute pleb.

>watch a movie where Zorro is unapologetically a woman, that came out in 1944
what is the name of this fapkino?

Nosferatu (1922) and this

I've seen lots of silent movies like Intolerance, Father Sergius and Max Linder stuff. Oldest is probably those half minute Melies stuff but I wouldn't even consider those as "movies" proper.

"Zorro's Black Whip"
Also she's technically referred to it as "Black Whip" throughout because due to some copyright issues they could put the word "Zorro" in the title, but not utter it. Weird copyright stuff, but there it is.

She is basically Zorro though.

Battleship Potemkin (1925)

The earliest film one can legitimately enjoy. Anything before this has too low of a production value and is too crude in technique to be interesting.

thanks

>The earliest film one can legitimately enjoy
what about nosferatu and caligari you pleb

Angels With Dirty Faces (1938)
Cagney was awesome

Casablanca
Ben-Hur

Paths of glory and 12 angry men are the oldest films ive watched.

>1959
>olde

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The Seven Samurai.
The Hustler.

Pauvre Pierrot

t. Born in 2000

>he watches forgotten foreign films for street cred

Intolerance (1916)

The Matrix 1999

but modern foreign film is objectivly better than us

What's the source for this image anyway.
Never really thought about it.

what's the olde criterion? black and white?

pre 1950, 2bh

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foreign films nowadays are garbage

Probably
The Night Before Chistmas - 1905

The massacre on the steps was legitemly unnerving, didn't think an old film could pull something like that off.

It's a Wonderful Life ticks that box for a lot of people my dude.

Pre-50's cinema is extremely overrated. I can appreciate their artistic merits and historical significance to cinema, but the huge majority of them doesn't hold the test of time at all. I find it very hard to believe that people younger than 50 genuinely enjoy them and just aren't saying so to seem special.

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The Passion of Joan of Arc
Seriously what the fuck, are there really people on here who haven't seen this movie and the other classic silents of the 20th century?

I think tarkovsky movies are really really shitty and he had to make his movies seem deep and intellectual because he couldn't afford to create action scenes or choreography of any kind

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I feel the exact opposite way, I can't understand how anyone enjoys the trash coming out now.

Maybe you should stick to the Transformers franchise, you trash

go back to /lbg/ you pretentious faggot

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just how young are you?

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It Happened One Night, purely because of the impact it had on hitchhiking gags and romantic comedies.

^ so weak

I really wish I could get my local cinema to show old movies. There's a ton of them that I'm interested in watching, but I just don't think they'll have as big an effect if I watch it on my tv at home. I bet Buster Keaton movies would be way more arresting on the big screen, for example. I'd include most silent movies on that list. Without sound the screen just becomes so much more important.

It's got a movie-watching club thing, but all they do is watch current-year "deep" movies that I might as well watch at home.

facts
go ellipses on /r/truefilm fucker

first off, you're a fucking plebian but more importantly how do you know the name of such an obscure part of reddit?

prove him wrong. second of all its not obscure retard

Thats because you have autism

>he watches movies that were made before 2015

For Whom the Bells Tolls.

>second of all its not obscure retard
if you know about /r/truefilm, that means you are redditor

The character is Furudo Erika, from the series Umineko no Naku Koro Ni.

wrong, I saw Samson and Delilah

The kid (1921), and a few shorts even older

Wat

ok? im a redditor what's your point

Intolerance, for sure. It's another Griffith film, the sets and amount of extras are insane.

>redditor
>shit taste in film

Poetry