Alongside a juvenile, and frankly garish aesthetic, Denis injects his film with just enough pretension to validate the excercise as important, then pisses all over the aesthetic and pacing with peverse neo next gen bioshock affectations as video game meta- inversion.
The shortsightedness of 2049 sycophants is alarming: they fail to realise the inherent end-of-history-as-cultural-homogeneity their auteur presents through autistic neo-capeshit meta narrative. But as they say, you can't spell Dishonesty without Denis.
I seriously hope we're only pretending to like this film to expose the neophytes that suck its cock.
I know you're trolling but you should seriously consider killing yourself.
Jack Johnson
>"we" You just outed yourself as a complete and total newfaggot. Feel free to go back to whatever degenerate site you crawled from.
Samuel Robinson
If you don't recognise Sup Forums as once hallowed intellectual grounds then you're the zygote here, your prenatal reddit ethics won't work on me kid.
Noah Russell
>once hallowed intellectual grounds You just keep outing yourself as a crossposting tourist newfaggot you are, this just cements it. This board started of as a mere shitposting site for LOST fans, it was a pleb meme central from the start, you would know that if you weren't such an obvious post election tourist, combined with the "we" personification that was hated here and denied as not a part of board culture from the start.
Like I said, just tuck away to that next tab in your browser, go back to your baby home site.
Samuel Garcia
Hi! review screw
Alexander Moore
Whatever. The movie was a mess.
Chase Peterson
>Board culture regulation
Why so pedantic, there's quite literally nothing you can do to stop me being here, you're throwing shit to a glass screen, hilarious.
Christopher Thomas
>Bumping your own thread
Alexander Sanchez
based syncophant poster
John Cox
Yes, I can only point out how much of a flaming tourist newfaggot you are while simultaneously denying the board and indentifying with it as "we", which shows your complete ignorance to what this board is, which renders all of your posts as empty of substance as one can be.
Christian Nguyen
>What is sage
Landon White
You got me user! Now what are gonna do to me : ^ )
Xavier Collins
Hey, hey, hey. You already have a thread up you asshole.
Dylan James
Different conceptual grounds, both should be up to support eachother .
Connor Green
Fuck off and die, uridon
Noah Phillips
That's retarded logic for having two threads up with the basic premise of 2049 being a dishonest film.
Angel Murphy
This thread is a discussion of ideas and the other a battle. They must work in tandem.
Brody Price
>kid >*tips fedora*
Obvious bait, 1/100
Evan Smith
Uridon is the guy who posts a link to his YouTube videos every thread. OP is ReviewScrew
Connor Walker
The failed proto-soy project of conflating my voice with this infant is dull, and intellectually offensive. Reviewscrew makes no comment on the failed aesthetic of Blade Runner and its kinects as ghastly video game voyeurism. As expected a comic book and reddit fan.Next time you attempt debate do it honestly.
Noah Richardson
And yet you post exactly like he does with the same key words (Soy, video games).
Landon Lopez
>Exact same post everytime Yikes
Benjamin Stewart
>The shortsightedness of 2049 sycophants is alarming: they fail to realise the inherent end-of-history-as-cultural-homogeneity their auteur presents through autistic neo-capeshit meta narrative. But as they say, you can't spell Dishonesty without Denis. i laughed so hard i was screaming
He's the hero this board needs. Even if he's 100% wrong about BR2049.
Jayden Fisher
Honestly i wish the movies was all about K and his virtual waifu, i think its weakest when it fallows the overarching plot. I would make one or two short detective cases for him to work on, and only then go into another big one. Also i would leave even a more open ending, i dont get where there has to be some big resolution by then end, one of my fav films Memories of Murder ends in a failure by the police force, yet it feels complete. Just have that fucking clown Harrison ford who cant act for shit in one scene and be done with it I wonder what young ford from 30 years ago would think of himself now, what a fucking lazy hack.
William Reed
So this guy is confirmed to be Razorfist, right?
Alexander Peterson
Absolutely not Razorfist is a pseudocritic he never touches on aesthetic or kinetics like I do.
Camden Martinez
No its Review Screw. Check his twitter
Joseph Perez
>That picture of 2049 vs Tron legacy implying Legacy was the better sequel >"Ghost in the shell is an overlooked gem" Christ.
Cooper Williams
See
Colton Brown
itt: pathetic soybois SEETHING
Jose Diaz
God I wish I didn't keep scrolling >Homecoming is better than Raimi films >FF 2005 is under rated >"Give yourself into cinema" with a picture of a Nolan box set
Aiden Garcia
>Thinks that collider is informative and RLM are just bitter old men for making fun of them >Thinks Netflix Death Note can stand on it's own >Shills himself by saying his review of [insert capeshit here] is coming soon. >Among other shit God damn it.
So let me get this straight. The guy who's been spamming these threads non-stop: >Thinks homecoming is better than the Raimi films >Thinks Rogue One was a great movie >Loves Call of Duty >Literally uses Reddit >Follows Collider >Thinks Nolan is an amazing filmmaker >Thinks Netflix death note is good >Loves nu-ghost on the shell But he has this autistic hate boner for 2049?
Zachary Powell
Not only that, found his youtube (You can confirm this because the profile picture was shown in one of his pictures on twitter talking about his first video review or some shit) and the faggot shows off his likes and subscriptions. youtube.com/channel/UC-ZgUL0rWq_65gITCRdkrQw Bow down to the guy who tore 2049 a new asshole.
Andrew Young
I want to punch you in the gut for this post, but Im guessing it would go like pic related
>First thing I see when I click his channel is liked videos: Call of Duty WW2 tournament Fucking l m a o
Aiden Nelson
He writes nothing like me. Capeshit is a blight on this planet right now but neo-capeshit of the like of 2049 are toxic to intellectual faculty, and corrode both mind and body to raw soy provincialism, you're happy to attack reviewscrew for his tepid taste.
Isaiah Turner
>No its Review Screw. Check his twitter random coalburners have more folllowers than him lmao why would anyone waste time with him?
Sebastian Wilson
>Gets exposed >Uhhh t-that isn't me OH NO NO NO You're a complete embarrassment
In fact I see you game, you know what yeah he's me, I'm reviewscrew just not using a trip atm. So what do you wanna know? Why I'm such a faggot?
Justin Bell
>Why I'm such a faggot? Pretty much, yes. On the off chance that you're not, I still want you to answer.
Nathaniel Williams
I want to know why you've spammed the same thread over 100 times in the last week
Kayden Peterson
Thats actually a fair observation and "sad boy" is a tired gimmick. Leto says like 10 words in Outsider, reminded me of Mr. Goose the whole time.
Jaxson Roberts
I engage in the battle of ideas as often as I can, my aims are well intended and Sup Forums is sick with Sup Forumseddit providence and its time to restore our former majesty
Aiden Taylor
STOP REPLYING TO SPAMMERS
FFS, THERE'S LIKE SIX OF THIS THREAD CURRENTLY.
Landon Lee
But you literally use Reddit, like Capeshit, Star Wars, and play video games. You're the cancer that needs to be pushed
Thomas Robinson
>STOP SLAMMING MY FAVOURITE BLOCKBUSTER MOVIE!!!!! THIS IS MY YEAR MUUUUHHH WAIFU.
Lol. Piss off nick nak.
Easton Rivera
Intentions may be well (Even though I personally disagree with it), but how you are going about it is not. I would enjoy having a debate with you if you didn't make multiple threads at the same time and straw man every argument I make or dodge any flaws in your own argumentation.
Butthurt Blade Runner 2049 fanboys lacks any knowledge about cinema to even TRY DISCUSS with OP, or defend BR 2049. They cant do it, because in their heart they are aware that Blade Runner 2049 is indeed absolutely dogshit flick.
Christopher Davis
>daily reminder thread that only soyboys, underage kiddies and manchildren dislike BR2049 thanks reddit nail, but we already know that. Also, stop the samefagging you retarded plebbitor.
Caleb Lee
daily reminder thread that only soyboys, underage kiddies and manchildren like BR2049
Literally u are reddit. Check them, they love Soy Runner vel Reddit Runner 2049.
James Cooper
>word salad the post
Aiden Moore
I checked but found nothing in /r/cod_competetive nor in /r/playstation show me the way reddit nail
Colton Moore
>neo-capeshit of the like of 2049 are toxic to intellectual faculty, and corrode both mind and body to raw soy provincialism
>culmination of K's story is his forced abandonment of Joi's ephemeral comforts and committing both to a cause larger than himself and a more modest personal goal of reuniting a man with his daughter
Movies are better when you pay attention to what's going on in them.
That's it ReviewScrew, you post some more to try and make everyone ignore that you're a call of duty playing, Capeshit loving redditor
Lucas Murphy
It's sad to think he probably picked this up in some sort of college or other.
For society's sake, I hope it was community.
Jacob Gonzalez
some thread, huh?
David Roberts
Mawkish sentiment only managed to pry beneath soy countenance as it rouses self pity, pathetic emasculation (isolated) cowled in autistic reticence and aimless sexual frustration. It's an adolescents idea of thematic but since that's Denis's only audience works its magic like clockwork. Nobody really believes this film to be a masterpiece and those that claim it don't believe it: soy consciousness is deterministic , falling for the fad feels good to soyboys.
Carter Murphy
watched this the other day, Joi was far less important than you fags led me to believe.
Luis Gomez
>Mawkish Because it's an objective with an emotional payoff...welcome to the world of cinema, n00b. >autistic reticence Because the protagonist doesn't walk around sharing his inner thoughts like a stage production. kek.
Word of advice: stick to (at most) two five-dollar-words per sentence. Any more reeks of pretentiousness and tryhard superficiality.
Kayden Gray
The protagnoist is Denis' puppet and his empty inner life is painted as existential malaise, a soy sentiment that you grow out of in adulthood- treating isolation as a serious theme makes for unintentional comedy and there sure aint nothing uglier than fake introspection lauded as detached character study. You are clearly too young to understand some of these ideas so I suggest you mull over them a little before you end up articulating soy shit or another one of your pre natal reddit ethics .
Sebastian Sanders
Reddit
Kevin Bailey
That the soy spirit for you, obsessed with phantom pussy
