Why hasn't anyone written a script yet? We're sitting on a gold mine

Why hasn't anyone written a script yet? We're sitting on a gold mine.

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who do we cast?

There’s a bio on YouTube already. It’s all you’re going to get so be thankful.

Is it legal to write a fictional movie about a living person without their consent?

As who? Chris himself?

Shit senpai idk, it's a shame Philip Seymour Hoffman is dead. Jonah fits the physical profile but he's not good enough of an actor.

No but Chris would probably be fine with the money

Could we talk the guy from Napoleon Dynamite into gaining weight for a role? He's pretty good at portraying autism.

Or we could get ryan gosling

Liquid Chris

I love the goose, but he's simply too aesthetic, and the role itself just doesn't suit him.

Clyde Cash

You think he consented to that hatchet job?

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Framing narrative is a 45 year old Christine sitting in a dark house remembering her life, while holding a shotgun.
Flashbacks to three ages of Chris, 8(“I just won”), 18(galpals), and 28(Encyclopedia Dramatica).
Ends exactly like The Dead Zone but with Hillary Clinton.

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He did a great job in Lars And The Real Girl

Just write the new Twin Peaks with elements from Chris’s life. Classic small town America setting where good and evil do battle.

You’ve got the mayor, who is advised by a good spirit that communicates through an anamatronic bear and the psychic chief of police (who is dating an evil transsexual).

They’re trying to protect the town from the evil school headmistress, a sexy blonde witch who reports to an evil face on the moon.

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE0LUKI43xc
It should end with Trump, desperate for ratings and chasing controversy, challenging Chris Chan to a naked mudwrestling match. The two choke each other out and die in each other's sweaty arms. Since they're both dark mirrors of each other, it would be a fitting end.

Just do a thing like Spazkid's animated Sonichu videos, where one half of it is a faithful adaptation of the most absurd shit from the comics, and the other half is exaggerated antics from Chris' life.

Waiting for his final act to conclude at the top of a water tower.

>Since they're both dark mirrors of each other, it would be a fitting end.

You mean chris being the embodiment of ultimate failure, and trump being the embodiment of ultimate winning?

In the sense that they're both the same and yet opposites; entitled manchildren with roughly the same basic drives and the sensibilities of 14 year old girls, except one did well for themselves and the other one is living on welfare.

He had to consent to them using his likeness but this was likely done before the script was even made

i've got a better idea

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Todd Solondz for director

how do you explain this discrepancy in outcomes?

wait a decade it will happen in the same manner the disaster artist came to be

I don't want to blow your mind, but it's entirely possibly for two different people who come from completely different backgrounds and are at completely different times in their life and who merely share a lot of general characteristics to live different lives.

>james franco staying in character as cwc in between takes

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This is the free market at work my friend :)

Why? His entire life is documented on camera. No one could play him.
We just need his death to be filmed and we'll have the full circle.

he's the best example why it's good thing the white race is dying

whites are fucked up. they're fucked up and cwc is the living proof of that.

We're only dreaming. You can't have a movie about him without Sonichu and I doubt Nintendo or Sega would allow that

>he voted for Hillary

pmurt

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If they actually copyrighted Sonichu... would that make it usable?