Seriously what in the fuck were they thinking?
Such a huge downgrade.
Seriously what in the fuck were they thinking?
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Camden Russell
imagine to have a pusy lick off and see whose pusy you can lick to orgasm faster
Juan Martinez
>listen here faggot. make fun of my chest one more time and i will fucking snap. okay?
William Smith
What chest? I mean Just look at the picture.
Lucas Howard
>HAHAHAHA. I BET YOU THINK THAT IS SO FUCKING FUNNY LAD. LAUGH IT UP. JUST WATCH YOUR FUCKING BACK. OKAY? REMEMBER THIS FUCKING FACE.
Ian Wilson
inb4 someone calls me Sup Forums but she doesn't look scandinavian
Easton Brown
im pretty sure her mother is jewish
Nathan Lopez
>abs with no tits
thats fucking gross my man
Andrew Torres
>it's a pretend this crying games whore is hot episode
that's it I'm finally going to photoshop this shit
Justin Jones
desu many jews look more white than her
William Carter
I always thought it was Pauly shore.
Ayden Russell
>ywn lick her abs
Chase Cooper
She looks no more white than Jessica Alba who's half Mexican
Connor King
she looks white enough. perhaps quite a bit of Mediterranean in her.
Nathaniel Harris
Nah, Romanian or some other shit.
Alexander Martinez
They were thinking this:
>If we show them woman with more strength than most men, they can believe its possible and become stronger than most men
thats you, most men
arguing about this on internet
i bet the joke about you being virgins isnt far fetched at all
Ethan Cooper
every time
Justin Peterson
alba is like 70% yuropean
Gavin Lewis
jolie was so perfect for tomb raider
how can no tits no ass goblino face compete
Parker Butler
That's true
*72.7% European
*22.5% East Asian/Native American (Indigenous Mexican)
*2.0% Sub-Saharan African
*0.3% Middle Eastern/North African
*0.1% South Asian
*2.4% No Match
But are DNA tests trustworthy? I read an article of one company fucking results up on purpose as a fuck you to European people.
Joshua Clark
I remember reading that too
Gavin Gutierrez
87% european
13% native american
Dominic Jones
Carson Taylor
i think it was 23 and me and they only did to some /pol tier cucks who were screaming or writing i hope i do not have nigger blood in me, not saying is a right shit to do just some sjw trolls
Easton Smith
This guy is here 24 hours a day.
Aiden Johnson
what anime is this?
Dominic Ramirez
no, just a fucked up sleep pattern. i join these threads when i see one.
Brandon Price
The "DNA tests " are about as legit as the scroll you can get from the guy with the pushcart at the mall, that shows you are descended from Charlemagne and Cleopatra.
Zachary Richardson
Based
Kayden Nguyen
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I think this movie looks like shit, but she was pure sex in Man from UNCLE and anyone who disagrees is a card carrying faggot.
Nicholas Morales
Not sure if bait or not, but you do realise that the latest movie is based around the 2013 reboot of the games don't you? But, yeah after seeing the movie last night Alicia Vikander was a perfect choice.
Brayden Russell
when you lose your victim card
Josiah Wood
both are hot, if you tell me you wouldn't fuck little titties i know you're lying because i've fucked landwhales before.
Ryder Lopez
BASED
Caleb Powell
She doesn't look like that though.
>They give Laura a more attainable figure to appease feminists
>Still can't find a real woman that looks like her
Wyatt Lopez
>sharp face
>body of a woman
Nope the casting a little boy as Tom Raider was still a bad call
David Garcia
"2013 reboot"? So what? That doesn't make a dull character any less dull.
Aiden Miller
Some women look better in onepiece swimsuits.
James Anderson
This movie better be chock full of ryona.
Adrian King
Someone post that huge sideboob from tomb raider
Daniel Martinez
of all the things to be preoccupied with you choose the chest of an actress from a movie no one cares about
Elijah Russell
where do you get this information from?
Wyatt Lopez
Oh i must of missed the part of the game where she had No ass, a flat chest and the abs of a bodybuilder. Gtfo with that bullshit excuse. They couldn't even be bothered to cast an English woman. They basically said how can we reduce her sex appeal as much as possible.
Jonathan Evans
...
Bentley Lee
to be fair, not much can compare to prime jolie
Brody Ward
its actually from an israeli animated documentary believe it or not
can't remember the title but you should be able to find it, its actually pretty kino
Joshua Jones
Yeah, it would have been better if she played her Ava character from Ex Machina in the Tomb Raider world. I would have watched that.
Jonathan Cook
>adventurer has very muscular stomach
I agree Angalina Jolie was shit casting
Juan Sanders
I hope they make a sequel to Ex Machina where Ava just walks around killing people... or maybe it should have more of a plot than that, but I still want a sequel.
Isaac King
Waltz with Bahir (2008)
Owen Johnson
But its supposed to be before she's an adventurer. She should Just be some women in her 20s not an mma fighter
Bentley Bell
Step aside. Best Lara Croft coming through.
Elijah Taylor
Lara Croft, done right.
Elijah Powell
Rhona chesticles, because Lara Croft.
Austin Perry
I sometimes forget that AJ had a fridge body also...
Christian Williams
I wish we could replicate that specific mix for every girl to be born.
God damn Alba is so hot. That movie were she does scuba diving made my dick so hard.
Logan Wilson
Idle Hands was a great childhood fap of mine. I have some really hot webms of her in it but my shit's all unorganized so I can't find it.
Caleb Evans
Pop Quiz Hot Shot:
- Somebody says "Lara Croft Tomb Raider", what's the very first thing that pops in their head?
Answer: TITS
Casting that chestlet is as bad as race or gender swapping the character. But then again, you libcucks love ruining great art, so that's why you defend this ugly bitches casting. Disgusting.
Jackson Bailey
god DAMN
I just want to rub my dick on her, not even fuck her just a good ol rub. That's all I want.
Eli Lewis
the 2013 Lara's distinguishing feature wasn't her tits so much as a vaguely exotic look (let's not talk about Rise)
i'd have casted pic related
Lucas Gonzalez
Why didn't they use the mexican girl from Ned's Declassified? It would've been progressive.
Caleb Clark
The game flopped, why base a movie on that instead of the previous incarnations that were a success.
Adrian Baker
shes wife material
Leo Gray
Let’s be real. This is what Laura Croft would look like in 2018. The inside of her car smells like McDonald’s French fries the future is fat feminine and he is not her president.
Nolan Green
Ned’s Declassified School Vagina Guide!
Owen Sullivan
for wut an anorexic gerbil? they can be a matching couple.
Wyatt Long
>the game flopped
oh ho ho ho! how misinformed you are, user!
Brayden Bell
they could have just recast jolie since she doesn't have tits anymore. it would be empowering and wonderful.
Adrian Davis
Are you Santa?
James Cox
Eating pussy goes against God and is also gay.
Isaiah Perry
Jolie is a disgusting fucking pig. Most over rated actress ever.
Easton Smith
Both are downgrades from the games.
Kayden Brown
if she could act why not risk her?
Adrian Cooper
im so gay for eating pusy!
Charles Thompson
I think i need more chest.
Asher Nelson
She has a 24 epi. drama show to film. she just can't say peace out I'm off to South Africa for 3 months bitches.
Aaron Edwards
Yes
Michael Torres
Says someone who's never even had a girlfriend. You don't know what "wife material" is, ye virgin.
Isaac Fisher
It's degrading for a woman to be sexually attractive.
Connor Green
>nulara has the boy of a body
Easton Myers
ok dad now go to sleep
Cooper Bennett
I think it's clear
She was too good for Tomb Raider
Nolan Barnes
just like hillary was too smart to win the election
Caleb Evans
How would Sup Forums feel about a Lara Croft with this physique?
Andrew Campbell
too thiccc to be doing the shit lara croft does.
Aiden Fisher
Somebody told the director that 3D games were out, the kids were all playing 2D on their smart phones. So, he found a 2D actress... : )
Levi Anderson
What about this?
Zachary Cooper
With the right outfit maybe.
Or maybe Just a little more skinny
David Nguyen
No Fatties.
Luke Rodriguez
Vikander stood out as terrible in the latest terrible Bourne flick. Couldn't do an americlap accent to save her life. Can't imagine she'll do posh british any better.
Jaxson Flores
Personally i think Hayley should be lara
Connor Phillips
Same, she'd get fit too.
James Evans
What about muscular?
Henry Nelson
AYYYY LMAO
Dominic Baker
where is her penis?
Isaac Brown
Nice manjaw.
Michael Sanders
I mean looking like she Does in the Pic would be fine but she does fluctuate in weight quite a bit. Still always breathtaking though.
Brody Powell
Lets have that arm n' hammer twink play thor next, right? Why the fuck not. Lets just throw names into a hat and pick one. everybody's equal in every possible way
Nathaniel Myers
It's based off the reboot that made Lara more realistic.
Dominic Morgan
Have sex