Frodo and sam

so........ they were gay, right?

its been like 10 years since the movies, we can admit this now

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frodo probably, sam jumped into those hobbit tits as soon as he got back to the shire

share the load

Sam is 100% straight, Frodo is asexual.

>two males can't feel platonic love without it being gay

Fuck off roastie. Also the book had way more stuff that could be read in that innuendo, but Tolkien wasn't a degenerate so he probably didn't realise it when writing.

anyone calling it "platonic love" clearly isn't picking up on any of the overt gayness between these two

Pretty sure the journey to destroy the One Ring fucked Frodo up so bad that he couldn't really be in a relationship or felt much about sex, he seemed broken all around.

>roastie

i've never seen anyone but insecure males perpetuate that idea

>never had a friendship that strong before

>so........ they were gay, right?
THEY WERE HOBBITS

>roastie being this butthurt on being called a roastie
I bet your vagina is so scabbed up it's got more leather on it than my belt.

Anyone using the phrase "overt gayness" is projecting so hard he should have friends over to watch his head movies.

they use it as a cock ring

they definitely had group sex with gollum

anyone that calls them gay is just a jaded faggot that has never had any best friends.
and no sweetie the person you talk to in school sometimes isn't your friend

its not gay to jerk each other off on those long nights

its only gay when there are women available and you still do it

they didnt so they had a pass

>journey together for years into what could've easily been their death
>people still think they wouldn't develop an unbreakable bond during this adventure
nothing homosexual about it, they just loved each other

this scene was pretty goddamn gay

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>non humans cant be gay
what about those penguins?
>hobbits arent a human subspecies
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homo_floresiensis

Sam at least showed an attraction to that nasty chimpanzee looking bitch but Frodo is straight up asexual

Taking in account how liberal Tolkien was
Yes, absolutely

It´s pure friendship user. Is a chosen brother.

They're best friends who literally had to go to hell together in like a decade long journey. Were brothers at that point

>implying you can't have sex with your brother

when they got back to the shire, sam chose a woman after putting up with frodo's melodramma over the past few years

frodo was heartbroken by this and he sailed away

frodo wanted galadriel pusy

Frodo was mindraped by the ring and darkness. He is a broken Hobbit.

>in like a decade long journey
Was it really that long? I must have not noticed the time skips, I thought the entire trip took like several months to a year
those boys were out there for a while

He isn't entirely right, there is a time skip, but it doesn't take them a decade for the journey, it takes a decade for them to start the journey.

Bilbo turns 111 in TA 3001, Gandalf tells Frodo to leave The Shire in April, TA 3018. Frodo destroys the Ring in March, TA 3019.

>women aren't whores in real life, this is just a phantasy perpetuated by le insecure males

>frodo probably, sam jumped into those hobbit tits as soon as he got back to the shire

nah it was just like whatsisface from brokeback mtn

beardwife

>>two males can't feel platonic love without it being gay

no two males who don't want to do the bone dance ever gaze into each other's eyes and whisper each other's names

>Pretty sure the journey to destroy the One Ring fucked Frodo up so bad that he couldn't really be in a relationship or felt much about sex, he seemed broken all around.

a metaphor for how all gays and trannies were molested

tulkeen's father touched his butthole

That's like if I got summoned to do something concerning 9/11 right now.

>haha friends are gay

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Do you guys not have friends?

>"i-i cant carry the ring, frodo.....but I can carry you!"

jesus tolkien

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There was one part in the second book that was very, VERY carefully written, but it was an incredibly gay chapter - around the middle of the book towards the Battle of Helm's Deep.
Tolkien was smarter than any of us. Elves live for hundreds of years. What would be the point in creating an entire world with a list of languages without adding in a few vices here and there, with all the pleasures any life-form could possibly enjoy?

Besides, you ain't a real man if you haven't had such a strong friendship once in your life that you brushed against a gay experience. There's nothing wrong with choosing what is best for yourself.

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Why are women and liberals completely unable to understand friendship?

Yeah he got the ring then there was a 10 year gap in the books then the journey there and back again took 13 months I believe

Uh, you don't get to bring friends.

Even when it first came out and I was young, I thought frodo looked appealing as fuck with his shirt off in mordor in return of the king. No homo but I would fuck him up the ass and cum on his twink chest.

Sam is my favorite character and all my friends make fun of me because of it. He made a promise to Gandolf. Dont you leave him Sam Gamgee. They're best friends. Nothing gay about it.

He killed a giant spider guys how is that gay?