What is this expression trying to convey?

What is this expression trying to convey?

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Weeeeeeeee

Soy

rape

Angst at watching Hermione throw her career away advocating for SJW bullshit.

3...2...

Masturbation

its trying to convey that Harry Potter is one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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based

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"Deh!"

an orgasm, the first scene is him trying to jerk off

Nintendo Switch purchase

how our childhood ends in a flash and remains as a blur behind us. as Harry whisks merrily into the clouds, he unknowingly enters a new chapter of his life. the hogwarts he fell in love with that brought life and light into his world begins drifting away as he continues to soar.

intro so bad that its good
>BASED

yeh what's your Sw? I'm building a friend list for when Pixark comes out.

MONEY

Confusion as to why this got thrown in at the end of the movie.

This is like trying to read Search Results
The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant by Stephen R. Donaldson. It seems like it's going to be a really imaginative series about a really atypical, and unlikable protagonist. And it is, but. You quickly start taking a count of the times the author uses the word clench, or clenched, or clenching without really noticing it until you realize it's what you're paying the most attention too. Really hilarious, but fucking sad for me.

I had to google leprosy hero fantasy fiction to remember the series, sorry I caught a bit of the search in my copy lol.

ANGERY

orgasm

i came to Sup Forums hoping that one of these threads would be here. there were two
made my saturday night dudes

Poor intro. Should have been something along the lines of
>it reflects the poor abused audience trying to endure the dullest franchise

If his eyes were on the camera that'd be classic numale selfie.

It's been Sunday for 3 hours here dude, where the fuck are you?

>"When you're not performing your duties do they keep you in a little box? Cells."
>"EXPELLIARMUS"

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I live in hawaii

being eaten by a dementoid

the power of THE SUCC

wew

> nutted but she keeps on sucking

DEH

He's yelling