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Cursive is literally worthless.

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I don't get the joke, do kids not read cursive any longer? I'm 22 and my elementary school required us to write in cursive

who cares? he can read the declaration in print just fine

I can't believe Americans don't learn cursive. We learn it at such a young age here, it's called 'joined-up writing' and literally every 7yr old in this country can read and write in 'cursive'.

Stupid Americans.

>tfw you strictly write in cursive to fuck with people
It's great. There's even some people my age who have trouble. Just imagine those fags who are younger

its literally just fear mongering, they still teach cursive and even if they stopped chances are it is because it is useless and not to make kids think the DOI is "hieroglyphics"

They do in elementary school, yeah. But then you never use it ever again.

Cursive is stupid, pointless, and a waste of time.

Might as well be writing in Wingdings.

>proud of having handwriting so bad it's illegible

Underage.

They do, I went to a few school and almost all of them forced any writing to be cursive. As everyone grew up, began texting, using computers, or writing without a pen they forgot it because they only use it for their signature.

I thought only blacks can't read cursive

I just mentioned to my BIL that his four year-old wife's son probably won't need to learn how to drive a car. He said the kid probably won't need to learn how to write either. We're creating Eloi.

It's one of the many class separators.

I don't see how, even young rich people are forgetting it as they stop using it.

What a nice prayer

Seriously, I don't know how many kids I grew up with who had such horrible handwriting, even they couldn't read it

I can read and write cursive, but i fucking hate writing it

>american education

>cursive isn't useful
Allow me to show you why you're wrong.

This will never not be funny

People also stopped wearing white gloves, doesn't mean it stopped being classy

>stop teaching cursive
>nobody can read the constitution anymore
>just have to trust that it actually says what the government claims it says

In all seriousness I heard a TED talk type thing on NPR from an Indian scholar who gave random computers to totally uneducated homeless kids, claimed that they more or less figured out how to use them properly, and then used that to arge that we don't need school. Elites are trying to bring about the two-tiered gods and clods society and they want your kids to be illiterate.

I was part of the first class in my town that was never taught cursive after the board of education changed policy.

I sign my name by writing my first initial and then scribble a bit and scratch. Looks pretty much the same as other signatures I've seen.

Aside from signing paperwork cursive is completely and utterly useless. Places that still teach it should drop it and devote the time to lessons that are actually valuable.

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>tfw I can read cursive but can't write in it

Well now it makes sense why they stopped teaching it

way faster than block print

I can both read and only write using cursive. Eat shit Hakim.

Why would a teenager not know cursive if schools not teaching it is headline news, implying it only recently happened?

>cursive will be used as secret code in your lifetime

America devolving as usual I see

>americans consider cursive sophisticated

well, seems like they are truly barbarians

hoody nigger

>i use satirical cartoons to learn about world events
holy shit just get back to eating rats in a dirty allyway already

>think cursive is some American term for some obscure way of forming letters
>laugh
>realise it's literally joined-up writing
>worry

I remember in my primary school, if you couldn't write in joined-up writing by the final year, you were seen as a bit of a strange child. Like, someone who hadn't learned division or something.

You're going to miss us when you're getting butt fucked by Putin.

Quiet down Abdullah, don't you have a train station to be destroying?

I don't understand how people can't read that - it barely is real cursive.

Pic related is more similar to my handwriting.

Nice nails fag

I can read cursive easily but I'm shit when writing it

I'm all out of explosives mate.

>Pic related is more similar to my handwriting
Read faggot, that isn't my own handwriting or my hand

we already have a secret code you stupid google

I'm sure the Clinton campaign can get you some. Just gotta pay Bill for a speech.

REMEMBER, if you're white teach your kids cursive!
it helps to communicate in "cracka runes" during race riots

division?

As in math(s)

>tfw my grandma used to write me a letter every year on my birthday in cursive

Prove your whiteness, Sup Forums

> claimed that they more or less figured out how to use them properly,
properly for what? Porn?
Seriously TED is shit.

To write, not to read. There's a reason books are not printed in italics.

Cursive is a waste of time. It's easy as shit to learn later if you actually need it, but there are far better things to be learning in elementary school. Not that it matters, because the rest of the curriculum is dogshit so it wouldn't make a difference anyway.

Fuck you, aquafresh

Not everyone lives in such a neuroticly middle class district.

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FU

>implying you can't get the constitution in print

decent handwriting

This is my handwriting. I went to school in Austria, I'm 20. Literally everyone I know writes in cursive since is much faster if you know how to do it.

it was only used because ink pens would drip if you picked them up for every stroke
then it just got grandfathered in like QWERTY did when technology got better

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All white people know cursive
The rest... dunno

doesn't do caligraphy in the nazi style.

bluepilled print and queersive fags

fuck you

But for real, I'm not even meme'ing. They stopped teaching cursive in public schools.

The reason can be debated but let's be honest here. It's so you can bastardize what it says.

immunity cat fag lord

also 5 and both trump and shillary fail

Do you guys honestly think you can write faster if you lift up your pen after every letter?

How will the next generation sign documents and shitt?

Cursive is literally captcha tier visual noise.

>it's one of the many class separators
That's funny. I'm a wastoid who can read and write in cursive.
You should try making your letters smaller. It saves time and space, and just makes everything look neater all around.

plz nö

At least it would be in her sleep.

not really any difference between your picture and the font just that yours is obnoxious and kindergarten tier

>tfw you can only write cursive

Learning cursive in first grade was one of my proudest early achievements.
Learned all myself too, not from school.

If you seriously can't read that you need to kill yourself

Nigger detected

ive noticed i can only write cursive when i feel confident. when i am horribly depressed, which is most of the time, my writing looks like that of a 3rd grader

spotted the poc

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>implying you cant sign with bock print
>implying next generation would not be using digital signature all around
>implying next generation would not have manipulators able to forge your signatures with quality good enough to breach any expertise

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Even people who know cursive often just make a squiggle.

Cursive would be great if people follow the standard. It seems like most people just make up their own forms for letters and pretend it's just stylized.

I can read captcha too. Doesn't make it less noisy and more difficult to read than printed font.

Even though it can be printed you will lack the ability to verify that the printed version matches the original.

I don't know, you can sign shit using squiggles these days, nigga.

>not writing in your own unique cursive-print hybrid style
>being this classless
If your writing is strictly cursive yore a pretentious goody2shoes fag and if you exclusively print you're a child
Your penmanship is a reflection of yourself and therefore should be unique to yourself

I used to write in joined-up letters until I was about 17 and it looked like a 4 year olds writing. Now that I write not joined-up it is quite neat and legible.

only inbred yankies and niggers can't read joined-up writing

Your handwriting looks pretty, it's just not very legible.

It could be fun we had to write all our posts by hand

I can read this

>brump fur president
Terrible handwriting and bad grammar as well

It would be fine, except all of my professors wrote in gutter scribble cursive tbqh.

What the hell are these supposed to even be? I can piece the rest together by looking at the context this shit is just scribbles. You can't expect other people to read this.

>Expect Russian who is not native english speaker to read that

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